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Rhesus's are the worst until they hit your weapon traps and become rhesus phesus.

Did nobody do this yet? no?
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blahblahblah and a giant sentient carrot.

.....
heh...
heh.

What about warcarrots then? O.o

Do you mind massive monuments?

Nope.

Edit:Also, you need to pick a dwarf.

Ahh..... I see.....

were would I put this as a succsession fort then? >.<

Here are the professions.
Let me see....

There are 5 marksdwarves, one is in a pernament state of internal rage, one has a babeh and a kitteh.
There are 4 axedwarves, one of whome I imagine pompus and loud because he came in the imigrant wave.
6 miners........
4 fudgin woodcutters.
4 carpenters. (2 are also woodcutters.)
1 bowyer.
8 stoneworkers/masons.
3 animal trainers/trappers/caretakers.
Im not even going to bother with the metalworkers.... there are so many of them!!
One gemsetter/cutter.
7 craftdwarves (1 of whom is a glassworker... useless.....).
3 fisherdwarves/fishcleaners.
11 (  ) growers/feed preperation staff.
3 engineers not yet put to use.
1 stupid-butt mayor.
3 recruits armed with crossbows.
6 dumb peasants... some of whom have random tasks...
4 children and 2 babehs.

Pick your lot.

Rules:
1. Each person will have the fort for a year, starting in spring.
2. No savescumming unless absolutely needed (The entire fort is wiped out)
3. Constant updates are mandatory, but pictures are not.
4. We are running on DF 40d5, on windows.
5. The fort has already been started. (Year is 242)
6. If your dwarf dies prematurely, you must hand over the dictatorship rule to the next person in line.
6. Have a good time, and remember:

LOSING IS FUN

Signup list:
Filiusenox
Inari- Female Miner
Hurgal
Im_Sparks

Now with SolarShado as "Shado, the mechanic!"

Edit: Oh! Almost forgot.
Here is the DFMA thingy.
http://mkv25.net/dfma/map-4255-acemerchants

Also, here is the fort.
Hope you dont mind Filefront....
http://files.filefront.com/savezip/;12818682;/fileinfo.html
Fort v2:
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=784
Fort v3:

oh, now that seems plausible.

But only the kolbolds would die their stuff with blood.

and maybe goblins.

and maybe elves.

That would be a very good thing to do.
 

Um.... how would you get that sticky stuff to....
nevermind.

Toady disabled blood spreading a while ago, because of serious problems with it if thats what your thinking...

Somehow I dont think cultures made t-shirts out of blood.... mostly due to the problem of making it into that shape.