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Borduria vs Syldavia

Borduria tread

Syldavia tread

1950 and war is brewing in the Balkans, the peoples republic of Borduria and the republic of Syldavia
are old and bitter enemys, both are close to war.

So what do the great powers do?
They fan the flames, each fuelling there chosen side with guns and money.

The sponsorship system.
Each side is back by one of the great powers, supplying them with weapons and "military advisors"
The Warsaw pact (WarPac) in the case of Borduria.
And North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO) in the case of Syldavia.
Now every turn you can ask your sponsor for a new weapon system to try out.
Sadly nothing is free and it will take repeated requests to get the designs in full.
The first to field a small number of them, the second to start your own production
and the third to get the designs.


Spoiler: Rules (click to show/hide)
Now that's out of the way lets get on with the game.

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Engineers of the peoples republic of Borduria


Engineers of the republic of Syldavia

Designs as of 1950.
Spoiler: Borduria and Syldavia (click to show/hide)

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You awake alone, your body lieing on the hard cold steel table.
Some where up above as storm rages, the crack odd thunder muffled by the stone roof above.
Painfully, you reach out with a stiff leg and stand up.
Dozens of broken and rusted machines fill the room.
With a stiff legged gait you stagger to door way and out in to the hallway.
It's a long stone walkway, the walls lined wine racks.
At one end is some stairs leading up to a wooden door, the other a large pile coal and a sliver of moon light shining from the coal grate.

There's a thud as some hit something hard, and then a gun shot echo's down the hallway.
Another shot echo's and a woman screams.

What do you do?

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You walk alone, clutching your rifle as the cold wind bites at you.
You wish you could forget it all, forget where you got the snow suit or rifle but you can't so you walk on.
As you walk you curse it all, the war with Varcocka, the recruiting sergeant, your officer that lead you in to this frozen hell and the dam electro-lich bear.
The bloody thing came straight out of a blizzard! right at you, it took the rest of your squad trying to bring it down.

Standing at the top of a hill you look around, yep there still nothing but snow, snow and more snow.
It's been like this of a week, well you think it's been a week but the sun stays up of days at a time, your lost hopelessly lost.
Captain Maxwell had the map when the bear got him and you don't think that he actually read the map.

You start to melt a fistful of snow as  you look over your situation.

Your lost, with no map and no compass.
Your wearing a white snow suit, a leather ammo bandoleer  and your weapon over your shoulder.
You have food of a week and fuel to run the stove of another two after that.

Name-
Age-
Gender-
Weapon speciality-




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Other Games / So lets talk browser games.
« on: September 06, 2016, 07:49:00 pm »
Other than the eternal mystery of why there are a bazillion gangster games, Umpteen vampire and god know how many fantasy general based one.

There must be some good games out there but what?
Lets see who's playing what?
Is x any good?
Hhow often do need to log on?

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In the nightmare future of the fortieth millennia, There is NO time for peace, NO respite, NO forgiveness.
Forget the power of technology,Forget the promise of progress For to be a man is such times is to be one amongst untold billions, to live under the cruellest and most bloody regime imaginable...

But your no normal man, for you are an inquisitor, a special agent of god emperor.
Chosen to see the monsters lurking in the darkness, to hunt the heretic, to purge the witch and drive the alien from the stars.

It's dark, to dark to see as you swing side to side inside well what ever it is your in.

You stop moving and you can hear voices out side your little metal world.

"..So there finally here, the one i've spent so much time hearing so much about."
It's clearly a man's voice deep and slow.
"There worth it Rankar, I assure you." a more femme voice cuts him off.
"Well lets see, Servitor Contents Report."

________________________________________________________________________________________

 + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +  Contents Report   + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + ________________________________________________________________________________________


Human
One of the numberless mass of humanity drawn seemingly at random.

Spyre hunter
One of the high nobility of massive imperial hive world, you are at home in both the world of intrigue above and the deadly combat blow.

Space Marine
A Sworn battle brother of the Adeptus Astartes, a Space Marine, you have long fought noble with a bolter in hand.

Assassin
Agent of the Officio Assassinorum, your a killer supreme, master of death.

Sisters of Battle
A sister of the Adepta Sororitas, a Battle Sisters, a sword of church, defender of the faith, purger of the heretic.

________________________________________________________________________________________

 + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +  Warrning Heresy detected   + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + ________________________________________________________________________________________


Female Space Marine
Hailing from a frozen cryo crypt, your a clearly a legionary of the Adeptus Astartes, but you differ from all others.
Your a grown woman from a long ago time.
Your mind is empty, blank as if some one had torn out the pages of your past, but your body ready for the emperor call.


________________________________________________________________________________________

 + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +  Warrning Heresy Levels Rising   + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + ________________________________________________________________________________________

Robot
The hidden child of the Legio Cybernetica, an unholy construct of steel and 
you are an Abominable Intelligence, Just the idea of your existence is crime punishable by death.

Elder
You are the chosen children, the heirs to the old ones and now you have a chance to guide Mon-keigh in the awakeing.

Ork
Da huoomes need showing how ta thump the spikely boy's proper like da orks.

________________________________________________________________________________________

 + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +  Report END + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + ________________________________________________________________________________________


"This is most unusable... appointing an inquisitor like this but i see your reasons, i will train them for you.
I just hope for both our sakes you right on this one old friend..."


Yep it's another 40k game, this time your an inquisitor not a chaos cultist.

So pick a race, a sex and a name and we can get started.


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"Between the time when the Titanomachy fell and rise of the Etruscans, there was an age undreamed of.

A time when the axe ruled the land, An age of mighty kingdoms, forged from blood and steel.
 with a blade in hand.

Unto this age of darkness and blood shed, came many mighty king and warriors.."


You where but a new born baby when bandits killed your mother and left you alone to die by the roads side.
But you where lucky, a pasting sheep farmer found you and ever since you have been raise by your adoptive parents.

You where found under the sign of the:

The Wolf
You grow up to be built like the wolf tall, agile and strong.

The Bear
You grow to be built like a bear, far larger than normal men, standing near to seven feet tall with an impressive physique.

The Hark
You grow up to be fast and agile with long powerful legs.
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The day started much like any other with you heading out early to top pasture with the sheep.

The dawn brakes and across the valley you see a banner rising above the fields, a clenched red fist on a black background.
Below it comes a horde of riders and men at arms, all marching towards the village with evil in there eyes.

Screams crack the dawn as men dies cut down like dogs as women are stolen, homes burns and village is plundered.

As you rush back to the village, you can see smoke rising from the far side of your family's barn and a trail of blood on the door.

You fathers barely stands facing the door way, half propping self with the wall.
One hand on his belly by a large arrow and the other around the haft of a blooded hatchet.

" Thank gods!, you're still alive, i thought the slavers had you.
-Ughk- This is where we part ways, your mothers gone, an i'll be with her soon.
-he cough and spits a mouth full blood on the floor-
I never told her but your mother, your true mother, she left you a gift, made me swear that i'd wait until you where old enough.
-yet more coughing-
Funny i want leave here until she came, dieing from bandits with you in her arms.
A baby still at the teat and all alone in the world, that was it.. she made me stay.
- he grimaces in pain.-
She said that your father might come looking for you...

The gift, i buried it, up the hill, the gate post to the bull pen it's under there.
take any thing you want from here cause the flames will have it before you get back.

Well you go get it, i have to find your mother.
And you always remember, no matter where or what happens that you go that you where my child."

As you father passes away you leave the burning barn and your old life behind.



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It is a dark and violent age for mankind, the once great city's of man lies in ruins.
The land, sky and water all where poisoned by the final battles of mighty warrior tribes.

But life remained as man and beast changed in the blackened land.
It was natural that you the eldest of band would lead and manage.

And now it time for you to teach them of city's and settlement.

Riseing from your tent, you take in the overview of your city.

City thats a funny word, all you have right now is a dozen crude shelters and some ragged tents. 
Bu there room by this river, land to work and room to build and grow

The good news in the distance you can see the scavenging retuning, they have has uncovered some supply's:
(pick one)

A)Armour.
Scouts have uncovered an "adult dress store" from the supply's inside you have gained.
+20 suits of leather armour enhanced with gasmasks (+2 armour, +3 to environmental protection)

B)Weapons.
Scouts have uncovered the basement of a pre cataclysm weapon collector,The weapons are marked with the runes "Ninja Commando Decapitator" clearly these are magic blades from the god L33t Haxor!.
+1 20 good melee weapon (+3 melee attack)

C)Pets.
A zoo still containing a few of the rad altered descendants of the animals.
+ 20 exotic mounts

D)Refugees
A pack of semi starved mutants that are willing to join you.
+60 workers

Spoiler: Current Buildings (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Supplys (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Workers (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Warriors (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Weapons (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Armour (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Available Tasks (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Construction (click to show/hide)


Spoiler: Workshops (click to show/hide)


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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Saucers in the night (SG) A job offer.
« on: February 16, 2016, 02:22:21 pm »
It's late and your half a sleep when it starts, tossing and turning bed to struggle to sleep when all of a sudden a bright light shines in thru your windows.
Then you see him standing in your room an unearthly figure, a short grey skin thing, it's stares at you with it's large black eyes.
It points a bulbous steel rod at you and you go limp, sprawling in your bed as a buzzing rings in your ear.
You can feel it stepping closer, leaning over you with a cold detachment as it brushes aside your hair with three fingered hand, it smooth rubbery skin gliding across your own.

You can hear the padding of you dog paws as the alien rock you head from side to side as it studys you like a lump of meat.

Havoc growl at it feet and the grey alien hisses from a small mouth of fang likes teeth.
There a thump as it kick her and sicking cracks as Havoc slams in the wall.

With rage you leap from your bed and smash you bedside lamp in to the aliens head raining down blow after blow.

You stand there in shock, panting wildly for breath as Havoc lets out final wimpier from her broken body.
You still numb as tyres squeal outside and dark suited pair force open your door at gun point...

The man in a black suit and shades stares at you.
"I am Mr. Jones.
You do not need to explain this.
You will not explain this.
Miss Clark will explain it to you.
Do you understand?" Mr. Jones speaks slowly in a monotone voice, it suits him like his black suit, nondescript.

You nod dumbly as he turns away and open a black body bag.

Miss Clark is the same, the same black suit, the same sunglasses and the same pale skin and raven hair.

"Please listen closely to me." she speaks softy in the queen's english.

She pulls her black sun glass's down and looks straight at your eyes.
Her green eyes seem to be "off" somehow set a little to deep.

"This was nothing more than a armed home invasion.
You where just defending your person from attack.
The department will remove the body.
Correct the law enforcement record for you citizen.
Repair any damage to the premises for you citizen.

Please remember.
You do not need to explain this.
You will not explain this.
It has been explained to you.
That is what happened here." you feel locked to her eyes as she speaks.

"Yes, That is what happened." The worlds just fall out of mouth as you nod in agreement at her.

"That is correct citizen.
I can see that you are in need of employment citizen
This agency has a suitable open for you citizen.
You will attend the aptitude assessment test citizen

You are getting sleepy.. very sleepy..."
You quickly fall asleep to her soft voice and bright green eyes....

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The dawn light wakes you up, and you can't but help that there something your missing, something you have almost forgotten.

Well what ever it is you'll have to think on it while you get ready for:

A) A job interview, something the the government you thing, you most have the card for it some where around here..

B) Shopping for some reason you dont feel safe in your house any more...

C) Police, you've go to call the police about that burgler you saw...

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It's dark, a cold wind howls out side the walls as you sit in a police cell.

"Ok take your time and tell us every thing, honesty will help your plea bargain.
Cigarette? another coffee?" Officer Brown ask you as he turn the tape recorder on....

============[Player Character Stuff]=========================

You are X and you are a
Gender: ♂/ ♀ / ⚥ / ⚪

You gain your super power from)

The Internet!) the internet, you bought a packet of unmarked remarkable pills  labeled " ACME diet / excise supplement use only as directed.", the add wasn't all that clear about them.

Crazed Surgery!) an operation, you when in to hospital of a routine operation, just your appendix, the surgeon had other plans.
When you awoke you found your self different and the surgeon was gone..

Radioactive Animals!)A hunting trip gone wrong, how where you to know that the X was radioactive!
Well it to late now you've eaten it and now you feel funny...

Black Magic!)It was a accident, you where just "playing " with black magic on the night of the full moon, in a grave yard when a sudden fatale car crash sealed a pact...

Your power take the form of :
Write about them here.

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You awaken in darkness, unsure where you are.
You try to push the sheets away with your only to find your arm stopped by the darkness.
As you roll over in panic there's a chink light, an opening.
Wiggling your hand towards it, you feel a cold metal zippier.
You gasp for air as you unzip the bag.

The room is covered white tiles and cold steel fitting.
A large refrigeration hums as you climb down over the steel trolley.

"This is a morgue.
How id i end up in morgue?"


your thoughts are interrupted by the door banging open.
As your eye meet the undertakers he drops his coffee and a hunger rises inside you.
With a sudden leap you pounce on him and bite deep in to his neck.
You suck his hot salty blood draining his life as an unholy urge consumes you.

You blink as the trance ends, you look at the man on the floor, he's dead, drained of blood.

"Oh shit Oh shit I just killed him and drank his blood?
What the hell is going on?
God dam i can't be doing with this! it's to soon i need caffeine.."

You down the remains of his coffee washing away the taste of blood.
"Right i killed him i can't stay her! where the hell is here? got a get away! his car!
Wallet! Lighter! Penknife! Car keys! Yes"


In shock to stager out of empty building and in to the car park.
Opening the door you slide in side and start to remember...

Player Character
What is your name?
Are you male, or female?
Age ?
Course of death?
Description ?
Job?

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

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It is a dark and violent age for mankind, the 21th century lies in ruins.
The black fuel that once powered the world ran wild.
And for reasons long forgotten, two mighty warrior tribes went to war and touched off a blaze which engulfed them all.
In a whirlwind of fire and looting, the world crumbled as man began to feed on man.

Now as mutation spreads across the land, the only hope for mankind lies the hands of brave and the insane.
The only question is what will you do in this new age?

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It's dark when you awaken, the floor feels different, hard with soft spots.
There's the smell of shit in the air and a pounding in head, you try to stand up only to hit a ceiling with a clang.
You start to wonder just where you are because this sure ain't your usual bed.
A door opens filling the room with light.
a large men enters dragging a batted and naked woman behind him.

"I told you this'd be easy." the taller of thugs comments
The shaven headed thug cuffs the ladys hands to a pipe behind her.

"That's mine now darling" he comments as he pulls her necklace off.
The thug takes a seat by the door and you sit there in silence until he starts to snore loudy.

"Hey you, in the cage, you want out of here?" the woman asks you in a whisper.

"No im fine wakeing up locked in a cage on my way to god know where.
Of course i want out but if you haven't noticed i'm locked in a cage.
Who was that?" you reply.

"Some highway scum, hijacked this train yesterday
And you in my cage, i get you out of it and you get me out of these."
She hurls her guts up in front of you, and along side the spilled vomit is a key...
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Spoiler: Character Creation (click to show/hide)

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In the nightmare future of the fortieth millennia, There is NO time for peace, NO respite, NO forgiveness, There is only War!

This is that tail of one among the unnumbered billions of man, one that would forge there own fate by there own hand.
You are a:
1) Man.
2) Woman.

A healthy child, your early life was spent on:

A) A brutal jungle death world.
B) In the vast mega hive on an industrial world.
C) A peace full farm world.
D) A backwards medieval world.

By life changes and growing to adult hood you found your self:

A) In the vast legions of Imperial Guard,fighting with your lasgun in hand.
B) A battle brother of the Adeptus Astartes, a Space Marine, nobley fighting with a bolter in hand.
C) In the Officio Assassinorum, doing thing that never happen in laces you never where, you where an Assassin and killer supreme.
D) A member of the Adepta Sororitas, a Sisters of Battle, fist of the church and defender of the faith.
E) Differing from our men, you were stronger, tougher faster than them and time did not age you.

You left the service of the false emperor and joined the dark gods because:

A) Lust from money and power.
B) Revenge, some one some where wronged you and you want revenge.
C) Loss of a loved, you lost son one close to you.
D) A betrayal.

Your name is:


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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Project achilles the Awakening.
« on: March 25, 2015, 11:07:47 am »
At first there is darkness, cold, black, empty, flat just nothing.
Then the white comes, hot and sharp.

Slowly your eyes open, and the world appears.
A tangled spiders web of spindly shinning metal hands hangs over head.
You turn around and face the darkness sounding you, it's almost as if there is nothing beyond the light coming from above.

Reach out you try to rise, but feel the cold bite of steel clamps locking you down to the bed.

"Now now, don't be so haste my child, this is your birth day, your first birth day and you haven't had your peasants yet, have you my child?
There is much you must do, our enemy's are many and determined.
But fear not we will prevail."
The voice is sharp and monotone but reassuring to you as the darkness returns....

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You awaken in a different room, in a another bed.
This time you look around and find the cheap furnishing of a low budget hotel room.
There's a black leather trimmed attaché case on the dresser.
Entering the bath room you spend a minute getting used to your own appearance.
As your doing so i hits you that you need a name, mother didn't give you one maybe she wants you to chose one for your self.

Standing up right, start to you ready your self for the first mission, dressing in a plan black suit with a blood red tie.

"The man Ivan Danko must be eliminated, your supply are in the attaché case, i project he will remain in Los Angeles for the next 72 hour."
The details are almost meaningless as they flash by on your phone, what chance does one man stand against the future of intelligence?

So what you you going to call your self?
What do you look like?

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Today is the first dayy it your new job, you never intended to set foot in Crohakstan again, but that was before the revolution.
The old  oppressive monarchy is gone and the people have in embrace the new government.

Ok this is a Design game, set in a 1930's not unlike our own.
There's just a few simple rules we all need to follow.

Spoiler: Rules (click to show/hide)
Now thats out of the way lets get on with the game.

The chef minster sent for you personally, it's funny how old favour can be repaid some times.

Holding your briefcase close to your chest you exit the train and carry the secret of X in Crohakstan.     

1) The Mechanical Bipedal Walker.
2) Industrial synthesis of helium 

Entering your office you find two thick folders, labelled Military as of 1929 and Designs as of 1929.

Spoiler: Military as of 1929 (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Designs as of 1929 (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Designs as of 1930 (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Designs as of 1931 (click to show/hide)

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"Between the time when the Mycenaean kingdoms fell and rise of the Etruscans, there was an age undreamed of.

A time when the axe ruled the land
An age of mighty kingdoms, forged with a blade in hand.

Unto this age of darkness and blood shed, came many mighty king and warriors..
And who shall i recall the saga of to night.."

Spoiler: Blank Character form (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)


Spoiler: NAV, Rodrik Calthorn (click to show/hide)

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