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« on: September 26, 2011, 12:09:24 am »
Once upon a blue moon, evil takes over the body of a pony. it is the beginning of a very common storyline. "So it goes", said Tralfamadore's boss, the demon- said to get extraordinarily thirsty when eating cheese cookies. All of the best ones can be personified as lonely and misunderstood pastries of self. Such a man would never think outside the walls of the burger joint he lived. Existed a world of poor conjugation and few periods. he did not eat Urist's babies. When suddenly Tralfamadore stood and shouted at the aliens, "Come down here and try this Dwarven ale", walking towards good urist. Quoth the aliens, "To kill all the peasants in the filthy rebellious city of McNobody's Elven Forest Retreat. But beware on Christmas Day, there will be many angry cookie monsters who are very pissed, because Mr. Dwarf pulled the Rick Roll trick while wearing no socks, he even ate their cookies. he then jumped off a cliff." While giving them words, the aliens casually destroyed a rat's nest of gigantic, mutated Jack Knife Barbers, then proceeded to negotiate with panzy elves to buy their pansyness for fun. Four millenia later, they came back and murdered the almighty sheep of Armok, the God of Blood, in the court pizza hat pen to make mutton whilst of course, writing down a short sweet soliloquy about eating this bear bone bed. This greatly displeased those of the Cult of Refrigerator's grand order box. They will demolish every copy of Harry Potter and become heroes. But at what cost? There cannot be more than seventeen pieces of Microcline without first unlocking the Microlinicon. This is not lovecraft buy they were indeed the writers of this thread. Thus, with a hot potato and the Swiss ambassador, this is Sparta. So then, finally, it drank whiskey and barfed on everybody's favorite pet. So now there's only one option, to eat= your heart out. But then it rebounded on his table and broke his favorite apple. So he went every other post. From there, he hijacked his cousin's sausages, and proceeded to beat up a Mongolian Warlord with a herring whilst doing The Time Warp, again. He kept watching the German 'Happy' video featuring Babushkas eating slimey shit. Suddenly, a Velociraptor playing the tuba attacked Bill Gates with a vengeance. He killed Gates using some mouse called 'The Legendary Monocle of the Super Fancy Tophat of Wonderful Ultra Gentlemanly Headgear of Infinite Mass Displacement Overdrive Of Super Manliness and Zombified Vomit. With menacing spikes of vomit and fucking cow shit he then proceeded to vomit kittens all over Urist's finely braided beard while the noble cat leather cap insulted AoD's foul Necronomicon leather shoe. He punched Urist with a shark shaped adamantine glove yelling, "Thou hast royally fucked up!" Urist fell down and faceplanted hard into Cacame's eyeballs. Cacame then ate a plump helpmet. [End page 11]
