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General Discussion / Re: AmeriPol thread
« on: October 02, 2020, 10:44:01 am »
WH has announced that both Trump and Melania are showing mild symptoms. So any chance of being asymptomatic and able to attend the 10/15 debate are out the window.

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General Discussion / Re: AmeriPol thread
« on: October 02, 2020, 08:51:42 am »
Word is, he's having to pay a succubus the same deal Stormy Daniels got. People are saying it, everyone is saying it. Just go look at the Internet.

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General Discussion / Re: AmeriPol thread
« on: October 02, 2020, 04:14:54 am »
Jesse Jackson tweeted that we should all pray for the President and Melania to have a full and speedy recovery, and most folks are like, "Naw, fam...karma is a bitch." XD

I applaud him for the decorum, but yeah...sending whatever the opposite of Thoughts and Prayers are.

Curses ought to be the opposite of prayers; as for thoughts, my search engine tells me indifference is the opposite, but it's hard to curse someone with indifference... Or perhaps the opposite of a thought is an action, Curses and Actions then.
I'm not sure what personal actions could negatively affect the President's health though, that do not put one in risk of the Secret Service.
Oh, given the number of pagans, witches, etc. in my friend circle I'm sure there are a lot of actions that would not be chargeable in an American court. Now, a Ugandan court, that's a different story.

Speaking of, I wonder if anyone should ask him if he's been having dream sex with demons.

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General Discussion / Re: AmeriPol thread
« on: October 02, 2020, 03:47:12 am »
Meanwhile, right-wingers are clutching their collective pearls and are shocked, SHOCKED at the terrible, hateful things godless libcommie ANTIFA Soros operatives are saying about Glorious Leader. Y'know, slightly less than two weeks after they were posting tasteless memes and celebrating about Ginsburg dying.  ::)

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General Discussion / Re: AmeriPol thread
« on: October 02, 2020, 03:38:41 am »
Trump is very proud that he aced his COVID test. Nobody has ever had such a positive result! All the doctors were amazed!

Of course, this is his own fault for getting tested. If he hadn't gotten tested, he wouldn't have gotten it.

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General Discussion / Re: AmeriPol thread
« on: October 02, 2020, 03:07:29 am »
Even if Trump does fuck up his own medical care, that only lasts until he ends up on a ventilator and unable to refuse. Then they can start with the stem cell magic or whatever else they've got in reserve.

Unless Pence decides otherwise, I suppose...
Twist ending: Trump and Biden both wind up on ventilators in the same ICU unit at Walter Reed, until Biden regains just enough consciousness to stagger out of bed and unplug Trump's vent before collapsing. Kind of like the end to Bubba Ho-tep but even more inspiring.

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General Discussion / Re: AmeriPol thread
« on: October 02, 2020, 02:51:01 am »
Oh my god my mother just came over; she saw the letter released by the president's physician, which reminded her...:

Trump's physician is a Doctor of Osteopathic Medicine (D.O.) who, it was noted, administers Trump his preventative Hydroxocloroquine.

Oh boy. Trump may need those prayers pretty damn badly. I assumed he would get the finest care imaginable but...

EDIT: Maybe we've been thinking about this all wrong. After all, if he had simply not tested for it, would he really have it? Think about it.
I demand that Trump be administered only hydroxychloroquine and Tide Pod chewables.

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General Discussion / Re: AmeriPol thread
« on: October 02, 2020, 02:22:30 am »
Jesse Jackson tweeted that we should all pray for the President and Melania to have a full and speedy recovery, and most folks are like, "Naw, fam...karma is a bitch." XD

I applaud him for the decorum, but yeah...sending whatever the opposite of Thoughts and Prayers are.

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General Discussion / Re: AmeriPol thread
« on: October 02, 2020, 02:09:58 am »
You aren't trying hard enough.

See, you have to roll in the antichrist and the end times, while slathering Biden in doom sauce. See, the antichrist narrative states that the individual will suffer a fatal head injury, and miraculously survive it. So, you gotta cast some FUD about Biden's strokes, and warn people to be on the look out, and things like that.

Really, it's like you haven't spent much time around this demographic.
Actually, that's my thought for how to out-Q the Qtards. If he seems near death and then recovers, just quote Revelation 13:3 at them endlessly.

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General Discussion / Re: AmeriPol thread
« on: October 02, 2020, 01:43:31 am »
WH already announced that he and Melania were self-quarantining after Hope Hicks tested positive. I wonder if Melania will request to quarantine separately.  :P

Related note, best early Twitter react I've seen was "This is the first time Melania has ever been positive around you"

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General Discussion / Re: AmeriPol thread
« on: October 02, 2020, 01:31:52 am »
I assume Pence becomes President, has to choose a new VP, and Harris becomes the Dem nominee and has to choose a new running mate.

Now if it were to happen say, the day before Election Day....yeah, dunno. And that would be the 2020-est thing to happen in 2020.

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General Discussion / Re: AmeriPol thread
« on: October 02, 2020, 01:21:38 am »
This just in, Trump has the 'rona. Later than potentially expected, but well it was going to happen eventually.

Hard to feel any sympathy.

Wonder how his supporters will take it/explain it away now...
If he recovers quickly, they'll say "See?! It's harmless", ignoring the 200,000+ dead.

If he dies, they'll blame the Deep State for poisoning him and insist it wasn't COVID.

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General Discussion / Re: AmeriPol thread
« on: October 01, 2020, 08:58:43 pm »
Let’s say Trump does steal the election by casting shade on the process and declaring mail in ballots invalid. Surely he’d face a huge voter backlash come midterms. Probably enough to have him impeached.

*sigh* here I am telling myself everything will be ok again “in a couple years”. Looks rather grim. People had better vote. You’re safe if he loses by a landslide.
Pretty bold of you to assume we'd *have* midterms. Or a Congress.

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General Discussion / Re: AmeriPol thread
« on: September 29, 2020, 11:44:22 pm »
Worst thing tonight was Trump calling for his militias to "go into the poling places" on national television. That's gonna be a problem.
And that's why I'll be purchasing a firearm this week. Which, if you know me, tells you how bad things are.

Oh I missed that post. Surprised no one at the debate confronted trump about that. Seems like that was a huge miss.
Part of the problem in confronting it is the sheer audacity of it. It's hard to avoid Godwinning the fuck out of any response.

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General Discussion / Re: AmeriPol thread
« on: September 29, 2020, 11:40:48 pm »
Worst thing tonight was Trump calling for his militias to "go into the poling places" on national television. That's gonna be a problem.
And that's why I'll be purchasing a firearm this week. Which, if you know me, tells you how bad things are.

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