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Messages - ArkDelgato

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: 1 week castle building contest.
« on: March 08, 2009, 01:24:35 am »
Quote from: Duke 2.0 on March 08, 2009, 12:52:09 am
The reclaim party of dwarves just met the Titan who now lives in the mines of Healedabby.

 Needless to say, none survived.
So the greedy, greedy dwarves wanted a free castle and met their fates.
I hope you don't have a collosal amount of item scattering.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: 1 week castle building contest.
« on: March 08, 2009, 12:45:53 am »
My castle is nigh done.
I only need to ceiling the kings chamber and church, and make a spectacular gold monument on the top, along with a stained glass window.

But thats easy. This things gonna be a bitch to furnish.
and getting all the nobles will be tough, and got to properly make that village...

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Um, Animal-man invasion?
« on: March 07, 2009, 11:00:13 pm »
Quote from: Neonivek on March 05, 2009, 02:59:50 pm
As a suggestion get to Legendary Throwing and make sure you have a fist full of Arrows (buy them if you have to) and then throw them.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Amusing Civ names
« on: March 06, 2009, 09:18:03 pm »
Quote from: Awayfarer on March 06, 2009, 07:04:40 pm


Nothing further.

DAYNGER MR WILL ROBINSON DAYNGER

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Project idea
« on: February 24, 2009, 10:06:02 pm »
Make sure to keep one anti social dwarf walled off from all contact so you can watch the tantrum spiral without it cutting off half way.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: NPC SEX! I guess...
« on: February 22, 2009, 11:43:37 pm »
I love the little crossbow that makes him a crossbow man.
It's just there. While he sleeps.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: i have found a use for my cats
« on: February 22, 2009, 11:39:21 pm »
The only option now is to build a cat dropper over your entrance.
And drop cats on the goblins.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: So, will my poor Duke ever go insane?
« on: February 22, 2009, 05:42:29 pm »
Move his room to a dugout arena.
See if he can beat ALL the muskoxen to death!

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: How to bring people into DF
« on: February 19, 2009, 12:25:29 am »
Hell, any stories will do.
I got my friend to download it because I told the story of my second fort.

Everyone starved and I made my last dwarf jump off a tower (deconstruct the tile holding you to the tower).

The last message I get, is not that the mayor has died, but (Stray horse has died: collided with object.

Thats right, she fell on a horse.

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DF Suggestions / Re: Alcoholic elephants
« on: February 18, 2009, 09:30:27 pm »
Quote from: mickel on February 16, 2009, 08:33:59 pm
I know moose are mean drunks. A friend of mine had his house come under attack by an enraged, drunken, rutting bull moose who somehow got it in his head that the house was a rival bull.

The situation was resolved with a sharp uppercut to the chin of the moose who promptly went to sleep. Real men hunt with their fists. :)
Did your friend dwarvenly beat the moose to a pulp with his bare hands and butcher it?

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DF Suggestions / Re: Music
« on: February 18, 2009, 07:25:32 pm »
This is a superior dwarven song. All penmanship is of the highest quality.
It is studded with Mad Beat, encircled with Dope Melody and decorated with Smooth Rhymes.
This object menaces with spikes of Pitch and Harmony.

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DF Gameplay Questions / Re: Dwarf randomly going unconscious?
« on: February 17, 2009, 12:57:48 am »
"GAH, THE BOOZE BE BURNIN MAH EYE SOCKET."
"Well if you used one of the mugs..."
"I TAINT BE USING NONE O' YER HIPPIE ELF MUGS."

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DF Gameplay Questions / Re: My dwarves keep drinking from carp infested water!
« on: February 17, 2009, 12:14:59 am »
Quote from: Kanddak on February 16, 2009, 05:59:36 pm
Quote from: Hawklaser on February 16, 2009, 05:54:16 pm
Another solution is as easy as shooting fish in a barrel.

Carp are a marksdwarf's favorite practice target.

That reminds me. One time I drafted an entire wave of unwanted migrants, set "chase opponents/harass dangerous wildlife" on their squad, and ordered them to the stream to wrestle carp. They all conveniently died, they took some carp down with them, and the stream ran red with beautiful, glorious blood.
Renamed the Armok river I assume?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: 2 year wealth contest
« on: February 16, 2009, 01:18:45 am »
 >:(THOSE DWARVES.
DIDN'T BRING A PICK. OR AN  AXE.
OR METAL.
AND THE BOOT I BOUGHT DIDN'T MELT INTO A BAR.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: 2 year wealth contest
« on: February 15, 2009, 09:00:21 pm »
How do I import file to play?

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