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Messages - Heron TSG

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Island of hope (community fortress)
« on: January 15, 2009, 01:08:57 am »
I'll take the first peasant, fish dissector, or other worthless immigrant that shows up.

Name: Generic Speardwarf #5
Gender: Male
Profession: Speardwarf

It had been many months since he had escaped from Tarmidsholil Ezar, but Unit GS5 still dreamt of the horrors of his old barracks. Each day, he would wake up to the sound of crossbowfire and explosions, and every evening, he fell asleep with a spear in his forehead. For years on end, he had sparred meaninglessly, preparing for the invasion of the elflands.

Fortunately, on the 3rd of Felsite, he had been knocked unconscious by the hammerer and thrown outside. It didn't seem too great at the time, but the blow knocked out his memories and previous identity like slugmen under a whale. Untrained, (or so he thought) unarmed, and oblivious, he spent weeks beating up carp and elephants with a stick. He then wandered into a fortress that looked promising!

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DF Suggestions / Re: New ways to capture stuff:
« on: January 15, 2009, 12:52:48 am »
I dunno, having a wrestling champion only being able to have ropes and chains as 'weapons' could work.

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DF Suggestions / Re: Rock-salt mountains fix
« on: January 14, 2009, 11:39:57 pm »
Sounds like a good idea, but it would remove the novelty of having an aqueduct made out of microcline, which explodes violently when it meets water.

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DF General Discussion / Re: Waitaminute. Gods dying of old age?
« on: January 14, 2009, 11:31:07 pm »
maybe now we can have elven sacrifices? (maybe that'll give me a PURPOSE for coating my mountain in soap blocks made of elf and goblin!)  >:D

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DF General Discussion / Re: Dwarves and Technology
« on: January 14, 2009, 10:53:22 pm »
I believe that the cutoff point for the dwarven usage of 'human' tech is the year 1400, with some minor exceptions.

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DF Suggestions / Re: A wound suggestion- Brain Damage
« on: January 14, 2009, 08:10:03 pm »
maybe, by using this system, I could invent a machine that would remove the frontal lobe, turning my elven prisoners into mindless slaves!  >:D

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Flamebanner (Community Fortress)
« on: January 14, 2009, 07:58:19 pm »
Can we get back to the story? I think that warrior cats might have SOME good names.

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DF Suggestions / Re: Dwarven Wheels
« on: January 13, 2009, 08:37:30 pm »
Bumpasaurus!  :o

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: (Community) Survivor: Sealpant
« on: January 13, 2009, 08:36:17 pm »
I suppose we could, if there was something to write about.

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DF Suggestions / Re: Naval Options
« on: January 13, 2009, 09:06:06 am »
Someone mentioned compressed air.

As far as I know, that would be impossible unless 'open space' turned into air.

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DF Suggestions / Re: Gigantic turtles
« on: January 13, 2009, 09:04:50 am »
I just want to be able to 'mine' chunks of turtle to turn it into an endless food supply. I'd let the old chunks grow back as I harvest new ones!

cruel, but not unusual!

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: The Founders. [Succession & Community]
« on: January 13, 2009, 08:50:52 am »
any news, frelock?

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Flamebanner (Community Fortress)
« on: January 13, 2009, 01:14:59 am »
what's the current kill count anyhow?

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Flamebanner (Community Fortress)
« on: January 12, 2009, 11:27:43 pm »
this fight reminds me of the time when I got my first goblin snatcher. I recruited a jeweler that was standing next to the goblin, to see if he could smack the goblin around a bit so my champion wrestlers could just mop up. little did I know that all dwarven jewelers are trained in the art of dwarf-fu.

The goblin had a knife, and my jeweler had nothing. SOMEHOW the jeweler ripped all of the goblin's arms and legs off, spewing blood and limbs all over my new staircase. the jeweler then proceeded to rip the goblin's spine out of it's back and apparently beat the remaining chunks of goblin torso into a giant bloody mess. Odil the engraver was pleased.

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