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I've always used crafts myself. I've always wondered if the entire fortresses worth of stone that I carve into masterwork crafts by the truckload have collapsed the outside world's craft market. Every time I buy out a caravan at 3x it's value I imagine there's a destitute human craftsman somewhere in the world, weeping.

Thats ok. Deaths in the name of Dwarven Science are the most noble deaths of all!

I once genned a world in which there was a place called "The Famous Dune" in the middle of a desert. I briefly considered adventuring to it just to find out why it was so famous, before embarking instead to volcano island with 2 salt water aquifer layers.

Well, the way I do it is to find a nice area full of wolves. Run from anything stronger. Encounter more than 1 or 2 wolves? Run. While running, you can throw stuff at them. I like wolf corpses, coins and sand. If you get lucky you might injure enough of them to start wrestling them to death (or slicing, bludgeoning, lashing, or chopping them to death). After a little of that you won't need to run any more and can work your way up to bigger stuff. Having some swimming helps too, since it lets you hide in the water and throw mud from a safe distance.

If you're so inclined, you can also sneak into your race's settlements, find a sleeping guard, strangle him to death and knick his stuff. If you're feeling guilty about strangling him to death while he is peacefully asleep in bed with his wife and child, you can just grab the armor you want and use the Interact menu to gain possession of it. Note however that they will know what you've done. Even though they were all asleep, and weren't even awakened by you hastily ripping their armor off, you were secretly being recorded by their iron age surveillance cameras. Anyways, decent equipment will make everything a little easier too.

Morul Facts:

The HFS is hiding from Morul.
Morul doesn't drink strawberry wine, he uses it to wash the blood out of his eyes.
Under Morul's beard there is no chin, there is only another beard.
Morul doesn't mine with a pick, he just stares down the rock.
Morul once ambushed his own shadow.
Morul atom smashes draw bridges.

He defeats orc sieges without breaking a sweat.
He has created more wealth than the rest of his civilization combined.
He once got a yellow wound just to see how it would feel.
He is Morul, the most interesting dwarf in the world.
"I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink Nob Ucat"

There is fanart here just waiting to be drawn!

Yeah, in that form you can't even hold rocks very long because they melt. I still want to be able to [>] while on the ground to make lava.

Dig for victory!