Hey, Meanmelter.
I'm the only girl in this subforum. Mostly been something like that for the two years I've been here. Of course, I pretended to be a guy when I first came here, because I didn't want anyone to go easy on me--or say they did--just because I was a girl. A bitch, rather, I guess. The bitch you're looking for, apparently, because as I just said, you won't be finding any others. The bitch you're currently making date rape jokes about, which are funny because you're THE MAN or something. Fuck if I know. Anyway, this isn't a place where you just make a bunch of jokes and they don't affect anyone. There's a woman here, the sole recipient of your hilarity.
Whoops, I'm sorry.
There's a bitch. Yeah, I'm a dog or whatever. Woof woof.
Easier when you make us out to be animals, isn't it?
I guess I'll also tell you something more relevant. I was sexually abused a bit by other girls as I was growing up. Nothing serious. Just grabbing my tits and stuff like that, you know? That sort of thing. Dudes drive by me, barking, in their cars. Used to have people in the class ordering me to strip and all that noise.
Never got date-raped, though. I'm not the sort of person one asks out on dates. Like I said, I have a certain set of difficulties. Pretty handy.
Of course, a full sixth of the women in this country have been sexually assaulted.
They weren't too fond of it, or so I hear.
I come here because I'm tired of having to deal with all this bullshit on the street, in real life, where I am asked to bend and make compromises constantly--compromises no one else ever sees--in the name of "femininity" and "normalcy."
So here's your warning. Cut it out. That's been two times. You won't like me the third time you do it. I already dislike you.
Woah woah calm down. I totally didn't even mean it. I just figured it would be a joke everyone would have a laugh about. I've also been waiting to use that picture for awhile.
If you made this to make me feel bad. Well congrats. You get an award for making a 15 year old for feeling really bad.
I'm not some random douche bag on the internet (I don't even think they make it past playing Dwarf Fortress do they?) If I was, well, this post would not be filled with an apology. And if I was actually laughing (Damn it, why am I not laughing?) I would totally be trolling you right now. But I'm not. Not every guy on the internet is looking for someone to just make date rape jokes about. Otherwise I wouldn't be on here. I'd be wasting my life doing something else. Now I'd love to tell you a life story on why I get what your saying, my life isn't all handy dandy either, but this is a thread about a Mafia game, not much of a place for life discussion. But if you must, there are other places to discuss this other than here.
After all, you can't take everyone on the internet seriously. I mean who knows? I could be an Alien. Where as that is unlikely, how do you know? How do you know I'm not some kid who was horribly beaten and nearly died of it? You don't. So please, the next person who makes a Date-rape joke on the internet, he's probably just joking and not being serious at all.
