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i think tilesets are a lot like pictures on lsd blotters. it doesn't change anything but gives your brain a nudge in a certain direction.

Coins.

They're quite effective and give you entertaining mental imagery.

congratulations, you've invented baofu (one of the characters from persona 2: eternal punishment). bonus points if your character can remove the hdd from a laptop with one hand in a pinch.

I can only imagine the stories that come from tantrums about dwarves being brutally murdered while taking a crap, or dwarves throwing chamberpots. I'd find it really funny that they would throw feces just to calm down and receive a bad thought from having previously handled poop.

i can imagine what would happen:
urist mccrazy is throwing a tantrum!
urist throws some poop around
urist has calmed down
urist: "ARGH THERE'S SHIT ALL OVER MY HANDS BLOOD MURDER KILL KILL KILL"
urist mccrazy is throwing a tantrum!
et cetera et cetera.

now, can you really be against such hilarity? you must be an enemy of fun if you can resist the idea of "poopmurdered".

spine. they never heal. also, only 1 mood per dwarf. if the skill boosts from becoming a legendary didn't give him enough toughness to shrug it off then he will never walk again.

df companion

I had an adventurer named Gilgamesh who killed things with the severed head of a catoblepas. That was fun. When body parts are not available, I usually use pebbles or sand, because there is little more hilarious than breaking a giant's back with a thrown handful of sand....unless it's killing a catoblepas with the head of another catoblepas.

i think i'm going to one up you there. i once threw a dire wolf's head so hard at a regular wolf its head got smashed in, an unrecognizeable mess.

Fools. If Morul was to fight Ironblood, none of them would be victorious.

Something along the lines of this would happen. (Don't mind the bothering narrative and the non-dwarven combatants. )

Morul would strike on Ironblood's shield while Ironblood would try to shieldbash Morul's weapon away. In essence, the sheer force of the combined impact would force upon the apocalypse. Both would survive this, of course, but the rest of dwarf- man- and elfkind would be destroyed and wiped away from all history.

And somewhere, on a distant planet light years away from the world as dwarves know it, a utopian society will go lost due to a shockwave pushing its planet out of orbit, and into the nearby sun.

morul brining his hammer down on ironblood's shield may very well be a makeshift lhc.