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Messages - TheNewerMartianEmperor

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If that's the worst thing, I'd pay in blood (someone elses of course) to see the best.

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In the news today, the Martian Corporation has laid the plans for a research facility on the moon, Gemini. When asked about the reason for this, the CEO had this to say:

"The Newstrom Facility is going to be constructed for our special divisons, formerly based in the city of Los Terros. You see, there's just too many people who are.. shall we say, overly-interested in what we are researching there."

"Would this be the long-rumored Longevity serum?"

"Of course not! Such a thing is not even feasible at this point."

After the interview:

NME: "So, how is the longenetivity serum actually going?"

Advisor: "Well the first test subject has died at the age of a month."

"Just what kind of creature is this test subject?"

"A fruit fly, sir."

"Don't they usually have a lifespan of one hour?"

"Yes, sir."

"Beautiful."

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are BANNED.
« on: August 17, 2009, 02:42:47 am »
Banned for not knowing that I am completely legal, except when I am not, which is always.

1594
Life Advice / Re: TEJAS![Texas]
« on: August 17, 2009, 02:41:30 am »
I am on the other side of the world as well, and I am not afraid!

maybe just a little...

1595
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are BANNED.
« on: August 17, 2009, 02:26:20 am »
Banned for a signature with a quote in it.

1596
General Discussion / Re: Old Good Movies (1970-1990)
« on: August 17, 2009, 02:21:10 am »
One flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Remember it for the ending.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Users under me
« on: August 17, 2009, 02:18:02 am »
Nay, for I am useless at things like that.

649:660

The UUM considers themself to be a good person.

1598
Play With Your Buddies / Re: Let's Play Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Filler
« on: August 17, 2009, 02:05:56 am »
No, Raptor Jesus demands efficiency! Efficiency and pizza!

1599
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The adventure you would die for.
« on: August 17, 2009, 01:50:35 am »
Name: Prokhor Zakharov

Bio: One of the leaders on the expedition to alpha centauri, after the unfortunate events that lead the the fracturing of the crew, he rose to command a faction of his own. There, the time-lines split. In some he rises to rule the world, in others he is ground beneath the wheels of history. In a few, he grows to command the main personality of a psychic planet. From Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri.

Crime: Horrific crimes against humanity involving the electronic nerve-mutilation of rioting subjects and the usage of weapons of mass destruction.

Powers: Hyperintelligence, possible Cybernetic/Biological enhancement, extensive knowledge of all kinds of technology, extremely extended lifespan.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The (de?)railed thread
« on: August 17, 2009, 01:15:10 am »
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1601
Blast. What planets are colonized, again?

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Arrival:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The New World:
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Landfall:
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Flora and Fauna:
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Foundations:
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I wish to captain the first interstellar colonization ship, to do so, I shall personally pledge a grand sum towards the advancement of interstellar travel!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Bay12 Court: OH GOD PLEASE JUST JOIN
« on: August 16, 2009, 04:19:59 am »
Should we begin a new thread or..?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Bay12 Court: OH GOD PLEASE JUST JOIN
« on: August 16, 2009, 03:34:16 am »
Yes, but who?

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