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Messages - TheNewerMartianEmperor

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2041
"Yes. Of Course. And right after that we can call Rorschach and Dr. Manhattan over for a tea party."

2042
The Lich turns to Dictator.

"How long do you give those two (Phatom and ghost)? I'm thinking 3, maybe 4 minutes."

2043
The Lich wonders what the hell a branch is supposed to do to something like that.
"Well, is there any way to close the portal without me using magic that you are aware of?"

2044
All of which seem to do nothing. The creature is rather confused as to how he managed to hit it from the bar, when it was in the arena.

2045
"Wait, just what controls the portals in this this place?"

2046
(It won't work. Physics would break. There would be an audible snap.)

2047
(Your rules don't apply to it. I doubt negation would work, as physics and things run away screaming vis-a-vis these creatures.)

"That still doesn't change the fact that it will kill you anyway."

2048
"Uh huh. Did I mention that there are millions more like it, and the chances of you being alive after that thing is done with me range from zero to none? Also, the thing can't speak."

2049
(attacking the creature directly ain't gonna work. What Nivm suggested before will. Think Problem Sleuth. Also, no. This ain't gonna end the thread. Also, no plot.)

2050
(The explosion was far too silly to do anything.)

The creatures blades slice at them both, fortunately they were able to make it mostly around the corner before getting sliced into several distinct pieces. Too bad for the hydra that a significantly large piece of it's tail was caught and is a bloody mess.

"It'll get in anyway! I don't know if we can fight it in any meaningful way at all! It's not magic! I HAVE NO IDEA."

2051
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: ...doesn't mix with...
« on: August 01, 2009, 11:59:35 am »
Cheap and Fast does not mix with Slow and Expensive.

2052
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: ...doesn't mix with...
« on: August 01, 2009, 11:57:06 am »
Failure does not mix with Mary Sue (Unfortunately.)

2053
The plasma seems to have failed to do anything this time. Four blade arms, each the equal of the first, have sprouted from the wound.

Peregrin's arms are both full from carrying the immense bulk of the blade arm, rendering him unable to attack in any meaningful way. If I was him, I'd get out before he dies in a most horrific fashion.

2054
This seems to work. Unfortunately he forgot about the blade arm.

WHAP

Ouch. That's left a really big gash in his back. Any more and it probably would've severed his spine, if he has one. As it stands, he has a gash about as wide as his arm and long as he is tall in his back, and the arm is coming up for another strike....

2055
Then they just got up, and just attached to him again. This time , not stopping. The way they ate at him with success is rather alarming to anyone looking in on this scene, as is the way that more and more limbs keep sprouting out, so the more he cuts, the less chance he has of getting anywhere near the eye. Especially with the way the cord-things are attaching to him....

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