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My axedwarf/thrower managed to beat a hippo to death with his own leg after the hippo chomped it off. He went unconcious, and a resus macaque strangled him to death and stole his axe.  

I've had a metalsmith come with his wife, a peasant, a child, a dog, and a cat before.

They, however, were mauled by mandrills which stole my anvil.    

That's excellent.

I once had a dwarf who in the nude working at the magma smelter.

[ March 10, 2007: Message edited by: Commoners ]

Either make me a mighty groundhog hunter or the woodcutter.

Woodcutter or Carpenter dwarf for me.  

I'd like to take either a military dwarf or a peasant, either is fine.

Kittens can stand more heat that MAGMA MEEENNNN.

He's trying to overthrow your power by buying out the food supply. The only solution is turning him into an elephant wrestler.