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Roll To Dodge / Re: RTD - with cheese (Turn 2-5) MORE DAKKA.
« on: April 16, 2009, 02:35:02 am »
Boksi takes the cake, ermmm point.
Oh, being a GM is fun.
Oh, being a GM is fun.
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3317
Roll To Dodge / Re: Shoruke's RTD
« on: April 16, 2009, 02:33:14 am »
While muwahahahaha is busy mutating himself, I suffocate him 'till he faints and loot him.
Because, y'know, +3 to magic.
Because, y'know, +3 to magic.
3318
Roll To Dodge / Re: Doublequest RTD! Round 1: One more and We Shall Begin ACTIONS!!!
« on: April 15, 2009, 09:27:36 am »
Description: Not really outstanding, but has an imperial moustache. Behaves like an officer.
Action: Search for a pickelhaube.
Action: Search for a pickelhaube.
3319
Roll To Dodge / Re: RTD - with cheese (Turn 2-4) They didn't see it coming.
« on: April 15, 2009, 08:32:26 am »
Rolls~
Special Surprise - This turn, all action rolls will be sixes. Have fun!
Yanlin - Point meme at enemies, go Rick Roll on their asses.
Nuke - Set up blockades in such a way that invaders will be forced through a narrow pathway.
Cheetar - Build carpenter's and masons workshop.
Boksi - Check the tower for spellbooks.
thunderclan - Loot kobold and get better armor.
weht (AI) - Loot chest.
Org - Rez Kashyyk.
Kashyyk - Make hangover cure.
Ah, right, time for the riddle, right?
Which person in fiction is known to use Wow-Wow sauce to spice his meals?
Bonus will be a fairly useful item.
Special Surprise - This turn, all action rolls will be sixes. Have fun!
Yanlin - Point meme at enemies, go Rick Roll on their asses.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Nuke - Set up blockades in such a way that invaders will be forced through a narrow pathway.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Cheetar - Build carpenter's and masons workshop.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Boksi - Check the tower for spellbooks.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
thunderclan - Loot kobold and get better armor.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
weht (AI) - Loot chest.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Org - Rez Kashyyk.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Kashyyk - Make hangover cure.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Ah, right, time for the riddle, right?
Which person in fiction is known to use Wow-Wow sauce to spice his meals?
Bonus will be a fairly useful item.
3320
Roll To Dodge / Re: RTD - with cheese (Turn 2-4) They didn't see it coming.
« on: April 15, 2009, 05:25:35 am »
I'll choose from the following Fun consequences:
- Nothing happens.
- Ass-laser.
- It blows up in your face.
- Overcharge, you blow up.
- You burp.
- You vomit.
- The two above combined.
- Your meme is broken.
- It actually fires, because I got the meme wrong.
- Something I make up on the spot.
Of course, you'll also need one Fake Face to perform the LAZOR, and you need to announce it loudly, otherwise Longcat lasers YOU!
- Nothing happens.
- Ass-laser.
- It blows up in your face.
- Overcharge, you blow up.
- You burp.
- You vomit.
- The two above combined.
- Your meme is broken.
- It actually fires, because I got the meme wrong.
- Something I make up on the spot.
Of course, you'll also need one Fake Face to perform the LAZOR, and you need to announce it loudly, otherwise Longcat lasers YOU!
3321
Roll To Dodge / Re: RTD - Rookie Arena, turn 27. The crowd does an unspeakable thing!
« on: April 15, 2009, 02:29:19 am »
The hippie arch-huffer casts Cracks Call. On the whole arena.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Doublequest RTD! Round 1: One more and We Shall Begin ACTIONS!!!
« on: April 15, 2009, 02:25:18 am »
Is there still room? I'd like to join... after all, it is ungentlemanlike if the teams are not the same size, right?
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Asylum RTD
« on: April 15, 2009, 02:12:39 am »
Ooo! Me too!
Name: Errol
Description: Twenty-something years old, smallish, thin, very pale, and rather intelligent. In his own way.
He thinks he's a mad sciencist. The 'mad' part is certainly true. He actually has a small affinity for mechanics and the like, but not nearly as large as he'd like to think. He tries to imitate Einstein's hair style with little success. Usually claims he's double as old as he actually is. Really, really, really likes to gloat.
The reason why he's in the asylum is that he stole various equipment from a corporation and then acted genuinely insane in the trial.
Action: Fiddle around with the locking mechanism.
Name: Errol
Description: Twenty-something years old, smallish, thin, very pale, and rather intelligent. In his own way.
He thinks he's a mad sciencist. The 'mad' part is certainly true. He actually has a small affinity for mechanics and the like, but not nearly as large as he'd like to think. He tries to imitate Einstein's hair style with little success. Usually claims he's double as old as he actually is. Really, really, really likes to gloat.
The reason why he's in the asylum is that he stole various equipment from a corporation and then acted genuinely insane in the trial.
Action: Fiddle around with the locking mechanism.
3324
Roll To Dodge / Re: Dungeon crawling delight! Turn 4: We'll never make it!
« on: April 15, 2009, 02:11:17 am »
I fire up protective magic. Afterwards, I slash at the throat of the leader zealot.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Helmaroc's RTD - The Artist - Turn 2
« on: April 15, 2009, 02:10:04 am »
I fashion a weapon (preferably a wand) out of the broken door.
3326
Roll To Dodge / Re: Yet ANOTHER RTD - Turn 9: Bottomless Pits are a Trend.
« on: April 14, 2009, 02:47:37 pm »
Stop the magma flooding.
Also, I think that as a GM proper capitalization and grammar make a good impression. Just trying to help.
Also, I think that as a GM proper capitalization and grammar make a good impression. Just trying to help.
3327
DF Community Games & Stories / Re: A Newbie's Journey
« on: April 14, 2009, 01:42:39 pm »
Step 1: Dig into the mountain. Designate meeting zone ('i') inside.
Step 2: Move supplies inside.
Step 3: Seal yourself off.
The alternative:
Step 1: Get killed by skeletal giant eagle.
Good luck and have Fun!
Step 2: Move supplies inside.
Step 3: Seal yourself off.
The alternative:
Step 1: Get killed by skeletal giant eagle.
Good luck and have Fun!
3328
Roll To Dodge / Re: RTD - with cheese (Turn 2-4) They didn't see it coming.
« on: April 14, 2009, 01:35:54 pm »
Be aware that, in order to fire your laser, you need to charge it up for one turn. However, it should be as devastating as the Hadouken... he he he.
3329
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: The Dwarven Magma Cannon
« on: April 14, 2009, 09:45:17 am »
Through DWARVEN ENGINEERING.
No, seriously, I always thought magma can't be pressurized?
No, seriously, I always thought magma can't be pressurized?
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Countdown To Damnation; WorkerDrone's RTD: Turn 13!
« on: April 14, 2009, 08:02:02 am »
Errol mandates updates (0/1)