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My drunk roommate threatened to beat me up if I even so much as look at his daughter that I didn't even know existed. I haven't gone out into the living room since then.

I wouldn't say I raged, but I cussed out two of my roommates and insulted their religion some hours ago just because they wanted to know how to use the thermostat and I was mishearing things due to caffeine withdrawals. So I bought them each two liters of Dr. Dynamite and bought myself two liters as well.

I'm also a little miffed at the whole bit where food is so damn expensive. Don't even get me started on the rice; it may be cheap but I am unable to cook rice to save my life. I always burn it or I don't cook it enough or I forget the stuff that I like with it - canned pasta with meat and tomato sauce, corned beef and hash, shredded cheddar, and/or a mild curry sauce with potatoes, onions, carrots and ground beef.

Food was so much cheaper before I moved. Safeway really isn't that cheap at all, even with the club card and the Justforu rewards. I want some damn curry and rice...

[spoiler"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING"]
Last time I play Moemon Emerald.[/spoiler]

Quote from: kaijyuu on October 27, 2012, 02:04:54 am

Technically speaking, all fiction is fake. It depends on how well it fools you into believing it's real. And frankly, those special effects look pretty damn real to me. Kudos to them.

Well yeah, I mean I don't watch independence day believing that it's a documentary depicting the time aliens invaded and blew up the white house, then were beaten back with the help of Will Smith who was a fighter pilot before he realised his potential as a celebrity actor.

Cut me some freakin' slack. I have a fever and a stuffy nose. I shouldn't even be authorized to use a computer.

Because you don't like the special effects?

Because it's fake. Also I meant another reason why.

So while I was resting I had a dream about the show Seinfeld now being about Elaine trying to profit off of a Bingo/Crossword/Dungeons and Dragons game that is played electronically and via pencil and paper when suddenly Stephen Colbert invades the state of New York and turns it into a giant 2012 Election board game that is then invaded by ponies when the Democrats don't show up. Suddenly a war is being waged on Earth between the ponies of Equestria, the original characters of 4chan's /mlp/ and a bunch of Asian dwarf ponies that act like the drunk midgets from Dwarf Fortress.

It gets worse. Twilight Sparkle has to eat her friends to stay alive and the Asian dwarf ponies send a "gift" of soil and ale, which destroys everything. In the meantime I'm safely in another dimension with my OC, a unicorn pony metalcrafter named Brasswick, making a fortune off of brass flasks and copper earrings. What the actual fuck?

Quote from: dei on October 26, 2012, 12:21:42 am

Quote from: kaijyuu on October 26, 2012, 12:13:23 am

Despite being into dudes, I'd prefer they were not in tight pants. It makes me uncomfortable just thinking about it.

I have to wear tight pants on occasion because I lack the money to get clothing in my size. I cannot even tie my shoes without almost suffocating.

On Topic: I have a reason to reaffirm my belief that IRC and myself just don't mix. Not saying what, but let's just say I've never met an IRC chatroom that I didn't have problems in. It's probably me now that I think about it, but I don't know why it's me. Also my chest hurts and my Christian roommate hit on me when I came out of the shower without a shirt on - which I did because I forgot to get one out of my dresser before I got into the shower.

A little miffed overall, but that will be fixed by hunting bandits in Fable: The Lost Chapters or playing with my sexy elf wizardess in Neverwinter Nights.

If you or your roommate is female, very good. Otherwise, I imagine he was likely joking, considering your earlier mention of having boobies as a joke.

Pardon me for saying, but there seems to be a consistent theme in your comments here.

I live with four guys and a border collie. I'm a big-boned male that could pass for Mikey from American Choppers. Considering the women that move into this complex if I had female roommates they would probably yell at me in that kind of situation, and then my landlady and landlord would yell at me.

Also I don't know about a theme. I'm just kind of miffed and tired and maybe a little snarky due to the lack of caffeine.

Despite being into dudes, I'd prefer they were not in tight pants. It makes me uncomfortable just thinking about it.

I have to wear tight pants on occasion because I lack the money to get clothing in my size. I cannot even tie my shoes without almost suffocating.

On Topic: I have a reason to reaffirm my belief that IRC and myself just don't mix. Not saying what, but let's just say I've never met an IRC chatroom that I didn't have problems in. It's probably me now that I think about it, but I don't know why it's me. Also my chest hurts and my Christian roommate hit on me when I came out of the shower without a shirt on - which I did because I forgot to get one out of my dresser before I got into the shower.

A little miffed overall, but that will be fixed by hunting bandits in Fable: The Lost Chapters or playing with my sexy elf wizardess in Neverwinter Nights.