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« on: March 12, 2009, 03:35:41 pm »
Your husband died in the hands of the goblins? You had to walk through 11 z-levels of miasma? WORRY NO MORE, in ThrustedPelvis, your home away from mountainhome, you'll have LEGENDARY dining halls WITH SOOTHING WATERFALLS! With all the masonry engraved, you'll never have to feel the sun burning your skin! Just call 555-DWRF to apply!
Note: Embarking on a new expedition may cause major sunburns, carp bites, elephant stampedes, miscarriage, radiation sickness, poisoning, vomiting, burns induced by burning booze, burns induced by magma, flooding the world, drowning, getting mangled by Rhesus Macaques, Elves, Goblins, Carp, Elephants, Cougars, Yetis, Fire Imps, and their zombie variants.
Get better cooks and brewers, imo. A legendary meal eaten in a legendary dining room with LOTS of tables = Exstatic.