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General Discussion / Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« on: April 19, 2014, 08:12:14 am »
It was bad in a good way as far as I'm concerned.
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General Discussion / Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« on: April 19, 2014, 08:03:11 am »
I just saw a movie called D-War.
It is the stupidest movie I have ever seen. I don't even know how to express it.
In one scene, the bad guy general gets run over by a car driven by the protagonists, has a fight during which the black sidekick just grabs the sword out of his hand. At the end of the scene he gets run over again by a car driven by the old mentor shapeshifted into the form of an old lady.
In another the old mentor just shows up to tell the protagonists to take the elevator instead of the stairs. Obviously he was also shapeshifted at the time so they wouldn't know it was him.
And the black sidekick gets left behind twice. Once unconcious and another time trapped in a car, next to a gigantic snake that wants to destroy the world and is demolishing the city.
But it also contained dinosaurs with missile pods on their backs, and helicopters battling with wyverns.
It is the stupidest movie I have ever seen. I don't even know how to express it.
In one scene, the bad guy general gets run over by a car driven by the protagonists, has a fight during which the black sidekick just grabs the sword out of his hand. At the end of the scene he gets run over again by a car driven by the old mentor shapeshifted into the form of an old lady.
In another the old mentor just shows up to tell the protagonists to take the elevator instead of the stairs. Obviously he was also shapeshifted at the time so they wouldn't know it was him.
And the black sidekick gets left behind twice. Once unconcious and another time trapped in a car, next to a gigantic snake that wants to destroy the world and is demolishing the city.
But it also contained dinosaurs with missile pods on their backs, and helicopters battling with wyverns.
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General Discussion / Re: The Highly Flammable Post - USSR Politics Thread
« on: April 18, 2014, 01:58:26 pm »Still, I wouldn't like to be an Estonian right now.
Absolutely nothing is happening here. First of all we finally completed our military airfield and we have Danish fighters coming in at the start of May. The Estonian Defence Force is buying 44 armoured assault vehicles that can provide light artillery fire. There was actually a poll held in Narva(the most Russian town in Estonia, right at the border) and the majority did not want to have anything to do with Russia. Russian elite in Estonia recently formed Memorandum 14 in which they cite that absolutely no country should attempt to disturb Estonia's sovereignty in any way.
However there was a protest so to speak organized in front of the Russian embassy by pro-Russia people. There were under 50 people there and they were showing support for something which Russia doesn't want anything to do with, the USSR. The organiser of that event and his assistant have both served time in jail due to their involvement in the 2007 Bronze Night.
With actually increasing amounts of NATO troops in the Baltics, I would say that people are actually not as worried here anymore.
I was like "Wut?" for a second there, thinking I had missed some important piece of news and that we got invaded or something.
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Creative Projects / Re: Random Things you drew/shopped/made/etc.
« on: April 12, 2014, 05:28:45 pm »
Humans don't have huge diagonal eyes. At least as far as I know. Also, the legs seem really short, but I'm not very good at anatomy myself.
And maybe my eyes are bad, but I didn't see any texture on the road. Copying into an image editor and zooming in shows that there is one, but my brain reads it as compression artifacts. Staring at the picture for a bit longer does reveal that it keeps it from being a completely dull grey though.
Currently the person is at an angle, but the terrain is completely top-down. The simplest fix would be to simply make the lower grey portion of the grass tiles a bit taller, but it should be something that is used consistently. Maybe do the same for the grey tiles. To make it seem more like a physical tile, rather than just flat grey broken up by grey lines.
And finally pillow shading = bad. Pick a direction that light is coming from, and shade properly. I am referring the walls around the grassy tiles. The person is oddly shaded as well.
And maybe my eyes are bad, but I didn't see any texture on the road. Copying into an image editor and zooming in shows that there is one, but my brain reads it as compression artifacts. Staring at the picture for a bit longer does reveal that it keeps it from being a completely dull grey though.
Currently the person is at an angle, but the terrain is completely top-down. The simplest fix would be to simply make the lower grey portion of the grass tiles a bit taller, but it should be something that is used consistently. Maybe do the same for the grey tiles. To make it seem more like a physical tile, rather than just flat grey broken up by grey lines.
And finally pillow shading = bad. Pick a direction that light is coming from, and shade properly. I am referring the walls around the grassy tiles. The person is oddly shaded as well.
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General Discussion / Re: Post - USSR and other Eastern European Politics Thread
« on: April 08, 2014, 03:13:34 pm »
Looks pretty sparse to me. Especially since UR said that most of the remaining stuff was kefir, I have never quite understood what one is supposed to do with the stuff.
But it might have just been a busy day. Wouldn't be surprised if peoples reaction to the events has been to buy more food. Generally unwise to make generalizations from a single photo.
But it might have just been a busy day. Wouldn't be surprised if peoples reaction to the events has been to buy more food. Generally unwise to make generalizations from a single photo.
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General Discussion / Re: if self.isCoder(): post() #Programming Thread
« on: April 08, 2014, 01:58:09 pm »I cannot into JavaScript ;_;Same problem here.
Can't get past the color lock, and I have no idea what I'm doing wrong. Aaaaaaaa
if (player.getColor() === "#0f0") { seems to be the problem.
EDIT: Now stuck in the woods.
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Creative Projects / Re: Random Things you drew/shopped/made/etc.
« on: April 07, 2014, 12:54:38 pm »
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Other Games / Re: How did you last die?
« on: April 05, 2014, 02:56:45 am »
Kicked the crap out of a random bandit and took his shoes.
And then died from hypothermia.
And then died from hypothermia.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: April 04, 2014, 01:07:06 pm »
Maybe they watered it with acetone?
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Heretics of Hexland 2 - Turn-based Colonisation Game - Year 5 - Winter
« on: April 04, 2014, 09:16:57 am »
My turn, it seems.
17 actions
Conquer 10, 11, 25 [-9]
Conquer 154, 153 (-4)
Conquer 78 (-3)
Fecund 78 (-1)
Monk12 pop = 13
I like to imagine that the conquer+fecund thing is the invading force of Ents killing everyone, and then planting themselves into the ground cause they're tired.
I feel like a1s will win, provided he counts his points and how much he will need to take from others.
17 actions
Conquer 10, 11, 25 [-9]
Conquer 154, 153 (-4)
Conquer 78 (-3)
Fecund 78 (-1)
Monk12 pop = 13
I like to imagine that the conquer+fecund thing is the invading force of Ents killing everyone, and then planting themselves into the ground cause they're tired.
I feel like a1s will win, provided he counts his points and how much he will need to take from others.
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General Discussion / Re: A new kind of Free-to-Play
« on: April 04, 2014, 06:55:42 am »
How about an opposite system? If people donate enough money, a horde of monsters will attack, or suddenly a volcano will erupt or the sun will go out. Pay2FuckTheWorld
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General Discussion / Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« on: April 02, 2014, 01:28:25 pm »What do you mean? I imported it in Python and it made a video game come out. It has something to do with velociraptors. Not sure, will let you know after a bit of playthrough.
Putting it into C++ just created a memory leak that flooded my room with mildly greenish fluid composed of tiny ones and zeroes.
Worst pseudocode ever.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Heretics of Hexland 2 - Turn-based Colonisation Game - Year 5 - Summer
« on: April 02, 2014, 09:31:08 am »
Conquer 23, 10, 11, 25(3*4+3 = 15 actions)
Fecund 25 (1 action)
Monk12 pop = 14
Fecund 25 (1 action)
Monk12 pop = 14
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General Discussion / Re: The Loanword Thread
« on: April 01, 2014, 08:52:04 am »There's a similar concept in Polish: literally translated, 'bear's favor'. Something done in good faith that nonetheless and contrary to the person's intentions manages to be terribly inconvenient to you.
It's called karuteene here in Estonia.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Heretics of Hexland 2 - Turn-based Colonisation Game - Year 5 - Summer
« on: April 01, 2014, 08:25:38 am »
Irrigate 152, 153, 154
Fecund 152, 153, 154
City 152, 166, 168
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Fecund 152, 153, 154
City 152, 166, 168
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