2011
DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: So there's this cyclops.
« on: May 31, 2009, 10:37:08 pm »
If you search hard enough in the data folder you can find a whole list of what legendary creatures will say to your adventurer.
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2012
DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Poor kid
« on: May 31, 2009, 10:29:22 pm »
I personally prefer:
You hack at the wolf in the upper body with your Steel Axe!
It is cloven asunder!
The wolf is propelled backwards by the force of the blow!
The wolf slams into an obstacle and blows apart!
The wolf has been struck down
You hack at the wolf in the upper body with your Steel Axe!
It is cloven asunder!
The wolf is propelled backwards by the force of the blow!
The wolf slams into an obstacle and blows apart!
The wolf has been struck down
2013
DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Damn Elves...
« on: May 31, 2009, 04:12:01 pm »
I just got back from a cave full of both giants and the goodies they stole, most of which were made of wood. Because of a war during worldgen, many of the people in the human city I went to were elves, including the weapons dealer. I try to sell him some of the crafts for a better sword, and he said: "What was once a lovely tree has been turned to trash only suitable for your kind" or something like that. I then proceeded to kill him and get shot in the liver, stomach, and pancreas.
2014
DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: BCs give wierd quests
« on: May 31, 2009, 04:04:16 pm »
I made a BC civ once, I removed the [NO_THOUGHT] tag, but didn't give them brains. They all sort of flopped down and didn't move very much.
2015
DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Ridiculous!
« on: May 31, 2009, 01:20:40 pm »
I was once so powerful i could decapitate a man by throwing sand in his eyes. I later drowned in a river.
2016
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: This world is whack, Yo
« on: May 30, 2009, 02:27:15 pm »
I've adventured through a tunnel before (after emptying a goblin fortress) and it went right over a chasm, discovery message included, with constructed floors and walls.
2017
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: The Basement of Incineration
« on: May 29, 2009, 07:06:16 pm »
Nazis did some horribly strange and cruel experiments is the only connection I'm aware of, but this freddy idea sounds awesome anyway.
2018
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Dwarf-less
« on: May 28, 2009, 08:41:28 pm »
I have a fort like this. The only civs other than my little outpost are goblin civs, so no trade w/humans and elves, I had to mod the rose gold reaction to get an anvil, and it's been only a few RL days before they started getting married by the screenfull
2019
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: This world is whack, Yo
« on: May 27, 2009, 09:47:37 pm »
From my experience tunnels take a LONG time to dig. Also, you can show tunnels on the embark screen by editing the init.txt
2020
DF General Discussion / Re: The aliens are invading! And they brought the plague!
« on: May 27, 2009, 09:30:51 pm »Just like waterboarding simulates drowning, magmaboarding simulates horrible flesh burning pain. Fun.*cough* simulates... right... *cough*
Also, wouldn't aliens simply asplode your fortress the moment you are perceived as a threat?
2021
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Werewolf? Where?!
« on: May 26, 2009, 10:11:17 pm »
In fact, there was a corpse in a pile of ~15 chunks near a few dogs. Can I butcher it?
2022
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Werewolf? Where?!
« on: May 26, 2009, 09:17:32 pm »
I randomly started getting cancellation massages like:
Urist McClerk cancels store item in bag: Interruped by werewolf
But when I looked in the units screen, there were no werewolves.
I zoomed to my clerk and noticed many chunks; when I loo<k>ed at them, they were werewolf chunks. Long story short: thank you dogsplosion
Urist McClerk cancels store item in bag: Interruped by werewolf
But when I looked in the units screen, there were no werewolves.
I zoomed to my clerk and noticed many chunks; when I loo<k>ed at them, they were werewolf chunks. Long story short: thank you dogsplosion
2023
DF Suggestions / Re: Premonitions, Seers that kind of thing.
« on: May 26, 2009, 02:29:12 am »
Perhaps you don't need an appointed seer, just use the philosopher, he/she doesn't do anything except maybe a few hauling jobs
2024
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: My first serious tower attempt.
« on: May 26, 2009, 02:06:02 am »
Anything can happen in Dwarf Fortress! Even building a glass and obsidian tower from the bottom of a magma pipe to the highest z-level is possible if you try hard enough!
2025
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: The Stepped Cat-Pyramid of Armok
« on: May 26, 2009, 02:01:38 am »
Put a caged goblin and ~150 caged cats on top and watch as either the cats are all killed and their blood purifies the temple, or watch the goblin suffer from asphyxiation from being smothered by cats.