My parents always told me that my curiosity would kill me, but I think they even those dirt farmers would be surprised at me this time.

Yep, I'm trapped in the catacombs beneath Ageford, the town with a thousand priests. And I've run out of food.
But what's this? I hear something in the depths...

Why hello there. I seem to have found the bandits that have been harassing us for years now. Since I'm down here anyway, I should probably interrupt the family business. I sneak over and take up a crossbow from the corpse of one of their companions and then clumsily fire bolts at the chieftess. This was a terrible idea, as a nearby maceman jumps over and shatters my shoulder before everything goes dark.

Yet another short story that ends in (predictable) disaster.
The save is
here, and please sign me up for another turn.