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Messages - Michaelsoftman

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: I just made the most amazing set of pants
« on: July 07, 2009, 09:52:36 pm »
Quote from: Teldin on July 07, 2009, 09:51:29 pm
Quote from: Remalle on July 07, 2009, 09:50:28 pm
"The Equal Sack", eh?  ::)

You'll notice it also is decorated with a pair of adamantine barrels.

I imagine both the barrels and the screaming dog are around the crotch area.

2 Barrels and a screaming dog?  Truly, this is Dwarven Anatomy.

I wonder if the dog is a Daschund...

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: I just made the most amazing set of pants
« on: July 07, 2009, 06:43:11 pm »
Pants with a screaming dog on them?

I hope that image is sewn to the crotch.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: So much blood! (Chunks actually)
« on: July 05, 2009, 02:53:40 am »
I saw a Dwarf get shredded into 17 chunks and 4 body parts by dogs...

Not quite as many as yours.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Oh god they werent kidding about those hippo's
« on: July 05, 2009, 02:52:19 am »
I remember embarking on a major river, it had like 50 hippos in it.

Within a year, I was getting 'hippo has given birth' messages...  The hippo population kept TRIPLING!

D:

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Epic Battles
« on: July 03, 2009, 07:36:48 am »
Sneaking around in a gobbo fort, I found a Demon.  He charges at me, first yelling about all the other people he's killed.  I toss a green glass scimitar at him (my game is modded to use glass for weaponry, along with gold, silver, and platinum) and it lops his head right off.  Then a goblin archer puts 3 bolts in me as I run at him and bash his head in, and I died a few steps later.

I thought it was funny.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Toughest dwarf ever
« on: July 01, 2009, 10:40:20 pm »
I had a Dwarf who had his arm broken in combat, (yellow wound) and about ten seconds later he was healed.  No season change, and I checked every single one of my military Dwarves just to be sure.

Glitch or not, he's awesome.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: dreams??
« on: June 30, 2009, 11:47:13 pm »
Kill the Imp, or seal the Dwarf in somewhere the Imp can get nowhere near.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Human guild rep is comatose
« on: June 29, 2009, 12:37:00 am »
Why is he just sitting there?

Is he injured, and maybe passing out due to pain?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Dwarven babies...They have beards too?
« on: June 26, 2009, 09:45:48 pm »
I modded my game to include 'Beard' as an actual body part for Dwarves.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: [request]Ultimate glacier map! Get genning!
« on: June 24, 2009, 01:18:04 am »
Turning up volcanism like that causes a lot more rejects than just turning up the minimum number of volcanoes.

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DF Gameplay Questions / Re: pop cap and nobles
« on: June 22, 2009, 10:53:03 am »
Are you sure?  Because I haven't had a migrant wave in a while due to a low pop cap, but I just had the Dungeon Master show up all by himself recently.

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DF Gameplay Questions / pop cap and nobles
« on: June 22, 2009, 10:30:35 am »
If I cap my population, my Dwarves will still have children.  If I keep the pop cap on, and just wait for them to have tons of lil Dwarf babies, will it trigger the arrival of nobles?  Or do they need to come with migrant waves?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: My machine choked on this fortress. See how it fares on yours!
« on: June 20, 2009, 10:40:10 pm »
If you want to reduce some lag, try atom smashing all of those rocks.  Seriously.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Lowered FPS
« on: June 18, 2009, 11:10:13 pm »
I'd say magma.  It's used for defense / killing things, powering your workshops and glass industry...  Underground rivers and pools are good for making waterfalls, tower cap farms, and if you feel like killing a bunch of lizardmen.

Also, I keep my FPS capped at 500.  I pause the game as soon as it's started, and I plan out a few entire floors to be mined, so I want that to go as fast as possible, along with the stone dumping afterwards...

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Well this is somewhat new.
« on: June 17, 2009, 10:15:51 pm »
My magma pipe doesn't reach the surface, and all the imps were met and killed in an underground tunnel.

I didn't mess with the max temperature that I'm aware of...

Hmm.

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