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Other Games / Re: Elona
« on: June 24, 2011, 09:55:08 am »
Quote from: Zangi on June 24, 2011, 09:40:52 am
Well, you probably could marry an alien... you could be the 'mother'.  If you are a masochist...
My character is female, so me and the Ecchi are both the gene's mother :P

Another story involving a little girl: I just drank from the well in Yowyn and a minotaur came out of it. It slaughtered a farmer and <Gwen> the innocent, who dropped lotsa things, including a corpse. With the help of a guard the beast was finally defeated, but all that fighting left me Hungry!
You start to eat a corpse of <Gwen> the innocent.
You have finished eating a corpse of <Gwen> the innocent. Delicious! It's your favorite human flesh!

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Other Games / Re: Elona
« on: June 24, 2011, 06:42:15 am »
<creepy>
Ecchi the little girl is actually old enough for... genetics:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
</creepy>

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Other Games / Re: Elona
« on: June 24, 2011, 05:06:39 am »
Quote from: New Guy on June 24, 2011, 03:46:46 am
Congratulations. I think I might have to listen or read something equally disturbing, so I can forget about the mental images.
Don't worry, she's almost 18...

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Other Games / Re: Elona
« on: June 24, 2011, 03:31:16 am »
Quote from: New Guy on June 24, 2011, 03:07:59 am
I'm gonna wait until you decide to "make a gene" with her. *squicked*
Spoiler: Sweet. (click to show/hide)

"Let's make a gene!"
*blush*
-> Best pickup line ever  :P

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Other Games / Re: Elona
« on: June 24, 2011, 03:05:06 am »
Woohoooo, finally married me little girl <3
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: See what I got (click to show/hide)

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Other Games / Re: Elona
« on: June 20, 2011, 11:21:56 am »
Quote from: New Guy on June 20, 2011, 11:16:09 am
Quote from: Naxza on June 20, 2011, 10:31:04 am
Yes indeed. Push i to interact, point at NPC, choose give. Sling alcohol at your target thusly.

I need to stop selling my booze. Tail with shopkeepers sounds handy.

Steps needed to profit:
1.) Have high charisma.
2.) Invest in shops (investing skill helps here)
3.) Get alcohol
4.) Recover your stamina and give alcohol
5.) Have a little tail
6.) Get STDs
7.) Profit!
Fixed :P

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Other Games / Re: Elona
« on: June 20, 2011, 10:19:06 am »
The NPCs seem to have lost track of their inventories today. First I do an "I want it!" quest with an api-nut and get rewarded with gold, a spellbook and... an api-nut. The next one wants a spellbook of magic arrow, and gives me one as reward  O_o

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Other Games / Re: Elona
« on: June 19, 2011, 04:22:46 am »
Quote from: New Guy on June 19, 2011, 03:59:06 am
Horribly mutate it into a gigantic tentacle demon. If you're into that kind of thing, that might be a plus, but otherwise, it's a big NO NO.

Nah, kidding. It will just work as an ordinary gene machine, with reduced value (what kind of guy sells his gene machine anyway?).
Yay, science tentacle de... meh  :(

It's the gene machine I got from the scientist, somehow it was cursed. Guess I either got bad luck, or he hates me and my little girl.

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Other Games / Re: Elona
« on: June 19, 2011, 03:14:01 am »
I just got a cursed gene machine...
What will it do to my little girl?  :-\

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Play With Your Buddies / Re: Let's Play Real Lives
« on: June 16, 2011, 04:14:50 am »
I once got to be a woman in Afghanistan. I got thrown into jail for political activism by the Taliban, but then, despite a crappy job and no education, became a millionaire by stock trading. It even was enough to legally emigrate to the USA (that cost f***ing 2 millions), where I couldn't even work as a beggar because of my former conviction >_<

Also, in my many lives in poor African countries none of my relatives ever got AIDS, but as I play a teacher in Germany, my two sons die of it.

-> Fun

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Other Games / Re: Elona
« on: June 15, 2011, 05:59:14 am »
Quote from: beorn080 on June 15, 2011, 04:43:23 am
Check near Lumiest. There is a Graveyard. Go there.
I found lots of yummy food and booze there, eat/drank it and vomited on the altar. Nothing happened.
I still don't believe in God...

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General Discussion / Re: <3
« on: June 13, 2011, 05:06:56 am »


Humans brought a CAVYYYYY!!!! Itsa lower case c and its fat and it moves around and its
soooo cuuuuuuuuuuuute!!!!!11<3

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: June 11, 2011, 06:15:34 am »
My new fort got ambushed by goblins today, and the noobish soldiers with copper weapons and leather armor were actually able to kill the remaining ones after 4 gobbos ran into cage traps. The two dead soldiers nobody seems to care about, despite the lack of legendary rooms.
At the same time I had my first moody child, a four-year-old who is now a legendary bone carver, and bought fancy superior armor for my militia:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Play With Your Buddies / Re: Let's Play Real Lives
« on: June 09, 2011, 10:43:48 am »

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Draw your adventures
« on: June 09, 2011, 09:34:08 am »
Spoiler: killing an evil bandit overlord (click to show/hide)

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