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I haven't modded much yet, but back in .40d I created dwarf hamsters as common pets for dwarves. Logically, they were also killing machines...

Also [CREATURE:BEAR_PEDO]

Hrm, despite being German, I neglected the local freeware scene the last few years, playing mostly English Games 
Well, let's see...

Vampires Dawn is a quite popular German game made with the RPG Maker.
C-evo, a freeware game similar to Civilization that was translated to many languages.
UFO: Alien Invasion is a game like X-Com, but in 3D based on the Quake Engine. It also has lots of translations available.

Soap sense.. tingling.. There are bodies somewhere! Follow my soapy instincts and find some dead people to haul to the soapery! Also ignore any dangers on the way, nothing can stop a moody dwarf from completing a project!

You sense a body deep below... And fresh blood not far away!
You follow the scent and arrive at a passage through the fortress wall.

"Damn cows!"

>_

flask of frutarian soap analogue? Where did I got this?

You remember hard...
In the cold wastes of Kadath the god of clipboard failure, Cthrl'Vy, gave this magical flask to you!
But... that was only a dream...

Ask the robed figures why they aren't symmetric. Speak in palindromes. Become new symmetrical leader.

So that evil non-dyed-robes-wearing guys want to convert my passing acquaintance to non-colored dullness!
Charge from the trees crying "Dye-dye-dye!!!" and waving my flask of dye at them (evil non-dyed clothes must be dyed)

Urist tries to talk in palindromes semordnilap ni klat ot seirt tsirU.
But it doesn't work too well.

"True symmetry is achieved by sorting your mind..."

Suddenly Dorten comes shouting from behind a tree!

The pilgrim responds: "Those with a pure mind don't fear to dye!"

>_


You have finally found Charmlash, where you suspect the magical artifact Libad Serkib "The Praised Randomness". It was a difficult search you've done, and got you in much trouble including lye and laws, but now you are there...

You are standing on the road to the fortress. Not far away you can see a group of dwarves.

>_


Status:

A barkeeper threw a severed head at my hitherto unsevered head...

KICK THAT BITCH IN THE CROTCH WITH NUCLEAR FORCE!

hit: d6-1=3, evade: d6=3
You kick the air's crotch!

attacks: d2=1, hit: d6=5, evade: d6=6
...and the goblin stabs it!


hit: d6-1=0, evade: d6=3
You repeat your failed attempt to kick the goblin!

attacks: d2=1, hit: d6=5, evade: d6=2, dmg: d10+2=10
The goblin stabs your chest for 2 damage.
Oh noes! Only 2 HP left!

>_

Wait what? Is the elf not listening? Is there noone who can understand my pain?
Cry out in saddened frustration in my soapily way. "SOOOOOAP!"

You scream soapily!

"Oh, don't be sad. You can wash youself without extracts from dead people. Just take a lot of water and... a bit of this."

He hands you a flask of frutarian soap analogue!

"I've to go now, our friends the cows might need help..."

>_


At the edge of the charmlashian estates, the mighty RNG spawns two dwarves:
The milker Urist "Mc"Curdle and the dyer Dorten Kickbucket!

You are standing on the road to the dwarven settlement of Charmlash, which you can already spot in the distance.
Ahead on the road you can see a few persons:


Four strangely robed dwarves are standing here. They are wearing strange robes!

>_

Status:

Oh dear. Is the acid still on me, or has it run its course?

It's still there...

>Fall down all these stairs, giggling at my hilarious reference to internet humour.

Wipe off the acid. On Ngug, if possible, but priority one is not melting.

Iron wipes off the acid with his arm. It's on his arm now...
dmg: 2d6=6 - The acid deals 1 point of damage!

Bubbles falls down the stairs giggling like a maddwarf!
sanity check(>4): d6=4
And he keeps giggling. Forever.

Bubbles "Mc"Warhead, Soap Maker, has went insane!
Bubbles is a NPC now.
Cheddarius is next on the list and will spawn next turn, after he chose a name and profession.


attacks: d4=4, hit: d6=6, evade: d6+0.5=3.5
hit: d6=2, evade: d6+0.5=5.5
hit: d6=4, evade: d6+0.5=1.5
hit: d6=5, evade: d6+0.5=3.5
Streams of acid spurt all over you!
One sort of acid starts to dissolve you leather armor, the other one damages your skin!

>_

Still catching some Z's, tough knowing myself,
I am litteraly trying to catch some Z's.
which could probably be in a wierd dream sequence..

You try to literally catch Zs, but a loud mooing from the elf interrupts you:

"Mooohooo! Mooooöööh!"

Oh noes! Cows start running out of the shed!

>_

Go downward, readying myself against things such as bosses, mooks, king mooks, degraded bosses, allen o'neil, the spanish inquisition, and waffles.

You go down a steep slope preparing yourself...
But not against the spanish inquisition. Somehow you don't expect to meet them. Nobody does that!
Instead of the inquisition you meet a goblin!

"Eek! Ugar zos!"

>_


Status:

"Thanks. Let's hurry, there may be more of them. Also, does this fortress have a megabeast zoo or anything?"

Edit: after taking the scythe.

You take the scythe and head on searching a place to hide. Quickly you find an entrance to a cave.
While holding the scythe you sense a strange magical aura...

"Yeah, this seems to be a good place... And we even may find some ore here."


The group of warriors enters the cave. It appears to be leading far down.

>_

Now that I have had my fill, I will follow my soapy instincts to fond some materials for soap!

Your "instincts" lead you to the butchery. A butchering table and a container full of blood are standing here.
From inside the wooden shed you hear haunting moos.

>_

>Demand an autograph.

Point out that mangling our bodies would take even more time. Inquire what he would have been doing with his time instead.

"Wahaha, you fools, mangling your bodies is the opposite of wasting time! It's Fun!"

attacks: d4=1, hit: d6=1, evade: d6+0.5=4.5
Ngug releases a spray of acid from his tentacle-arm, but Bubbles steps aside from what would have been his autograph.
Ficeri stands there trembling while her skin goes white with fear...

>_


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