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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« on: June 01, 2010, 12:02:19 pm »...now it strikes me, I didn't notice WHEN he got the figurine.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« on: June 01, 2010, 11:56:42 am »Hey! Iron have a strange figurine! I can swear that last time it was a figurine of a support or something...Hehe, look at his inventory in all the posts since he got the figurine. It's so abstract...
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: What song are you listening to?
« on: June 01, 2010, 11:49:17 am »
Anti-Flag - When All The Lights Go Out
(I originally wanted to put this in GD, but maybe this is better for this thread, what do you think?)Maybe being here extends the lifespan of this thread. It isn't really a game, though...
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« on: June 01, 2010, 11:41:34 am »Try again, quickly before Kib gets back!
cooking check(>4): d6=4, save(>3): d6=6
You burn the food a bit more, but not too much...
cooking check(>4): d6=6
You made a plump helmet roast! It contains minced plump helmet, minced cave fish, minced pear and finely minced mud.
Iron Boatbucket, Fish Cleaner, is more experienced!
You are a Novice Cook now!
You hear somebody entering the meeting hall above you...
>_
Check out the structure with the drawbridge, an outpost is easier to escape from if something goes wrong.
The structure is a small shed with some bones and other rubbish in it. There is a stairway leading downwards into the dark.
Next to the shed is a tree, surrounded by lather. The soapy stuff doesn't seem to suit the tree.
>_
>Greet the zombie. Ask him where he got those pants.
The zombie makes a rattling sound in response.
hit: d6-1=1, evade: d6=6
He moves his leg in a strange way. It seems to be a very poor attempt to kick you.
>_
Status:
Spoiler: Zombie (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Iron Boatbucket (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Bubbles "Mc"Warhead (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Mish Forkscorn (click to show/hide)
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« on: May 31, 2010, 07:03:30 am »Oh, yeah, voices. Sooo scary.
I eat voices for breakfast.
Head on down!
You go down the stairway...
A zombie stands in front of you. He is wearing ugly trousers!
>_
"Oh hi Kib, I was just trying to get that elkbird corpse. But it was GONE! So I got the horn and came back here. Also there's a skeleton, I think it might have been a dwarf..."
If Kib has nothing distracting to say, attempt to find/build a kitchen (if necessary) and cook my pear, plump helmet, and muddy cave fish into one delicious meal.
"A dead dwarf?? We should burry him properly. Wait a few minutes, I'll fetch some stuff just in case that we meet more elk birds."
You still have time, so you go search for the kitchen. It is next to the food stockpile under the meeting hall.
cooking check(>4): d6=1, save(>3): d6=5
You mess around with the stove but manage to save the ingredients from being burnt, so you've got a second chance to cook something...
>_
Status:
Spoiler: Zombie (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Iron Boatbucket (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Bubbles "Mc"Warhead (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Mish Forkscorn (click to show/hide)
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« on: May 31, 2010, 07:02:12 am »
Mish Forkscorn, Cheese Maker, got a backstory!
As a baby, you were abducted by a goblin snatcher. Of course you don't remember.
Your goblin family turned out to be quite okay, but somehow you couldn't help the feeling that these people weren't your natural parents.
So one night you escape from the dark fortress to seek for your roots.
You follow a random street and after a while you can see a structure that doesn't look like goblins built it...
>_
As a baby, you were abducted by a goblin snatcher. Of course you don't remember.
Your goblin family turned out to be quite okay, but somehow you couldn't help the feeling that these people weren't your natural parents.
So one night you escape from the dark fortress to seek for your roots.
You follow a random street and after a while you can see a structure that doesn't look like goblins built it...
>_
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« on: May 30, 2010, 03:03:27 am »Also, Bardum - you forgot to update Player's ListArgh, this list was only to show if the game is full. There will be 3/3 players constantly for some time, so I just delete this...
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« on: May 29, 2010, 03:47:40 pm »no, MalesThere is also one visitor from heaven.
the pope...?
The day the pope wears a beehive will be a funny day indeed.Uhm... do you mean his poorly drawn crown
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« on: May 29, 2010, 03:18:08 pm »At Least I Died In BATTLE!!!And HEADBANGING! Sort of...
You are now headbanging in hell. There is also one visitor from heaven.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« on: May 29, 2010, 11:26:57 am »While falling, I try to:
- Use the leather bag as a parachute
- Dodge the ground (hey, it worked in the hitchhikers guide)
- Land on top of my companion (he might cushion my fall)
- Land gracefully in water (I heard a splash, earlier)
Your mini-parachute seems to show some effect...
You see and hear your companion fall on the ground with a splashing sound. There also is a strange machine here...
Because your fall is slowed by the leather bag you receive 3d6 damage instead of exploding instantly...
...
3d6=6+4+4=14
You slam into an obstacle! You die!
You took part in two battles and killed one beast on you own. You trained three skills up to novice level.
(Entry on highscore list follows...)
I take the paper, and keep heading downstairs.
You sense a tremor in the force! It feels good...
Then you feel an unholy but faint sort of fear when grabbing the paper.
Taking a few steps towards the stairs you can hear a low voice from below. Scary!
>_
Grab the elk bird horn and return to base.
After a tiring march with all that stuff in your full inventory you arrive at the hideout's meeting hall.
Kib is here. She waves at you.
>_
I better pick a name.Mish Forkscorn will spawn next turn. Any preferences for hair- or beardstyle?
What does Mish Forkscorn, Cheese Maker sound like?
Status:
Spoiler: Iron Boatbucket (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Bubbles "Mc"Warhead (click to show/hide)
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Other Games / Re: Munchkin
« on: May 28, 2010, 02:55:02 pm »It. Is. Glorious.Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis!
Munchkin is awesome, but I know too few people who like it
And I don't really find the rules vague...
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« on: May 28, 2010, 12:44:43 pm »You are trying to make me take the trousers.
You WANTED trousers...
I've proof:
Quote from: NUKE9.13
>I jump over yonder channel. It doesn't look that wide, and that chamber looks interesting, and may contain mislaid trousers.
YOU NEVER KNOW, WITH TROUSERS. THEY COULD BE ANYWHERE.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« on: May 28, 2010, 05:15:45 am »So has my consciousness been split in twain or do I reside as one in both parts?You are in the main tree, photosynthesizing. You miss you 37th branch, though...
Shout: "Need some help here!"
Try that last move again. It was cool. If it'd worked.
Marxdwarf turns around while reloading to prevent further accusations of unchasity on the battlefield...
hit: d6+1.5=2.5, evade: d6=6
You miss the leechman...
pull: d6=3, resist: d6=2
...and it manages to pull you down the cliff of doom! (like your companion)
You are falling...
>_
(You still have a chance to survive. A small one.)
Examine object held by corpse.
Q: Does the corpse have any fat on it?
If so, remove fat, take with.
If not, continue downwards.
The object seems to be a piece op paper. There are strange numbers standing on it. (Wooo, Mystery!)
The trousers appear to be intact.
The flesh is too rotten to see which parts of it were fat once.
>_
Curses. Gather up the remains, and that plump helmet while I'm at it, and carry everything back to the hideout.
You grab the plump helmet! Iron Boatbucket, Fish Cleaner, is more experienced!
You are a Novice Herbalist now!
Trying to gather the remaining items you notive that you inventory is nearly full! You can only carry one more item, the elk bird horn or the dwarven skeleton.
Also you realize that the elk bird gore is actually a trail, leading... somewhere...
>_
Status:
Spoiler: Laughing Leech Man (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Siq Bangerhead (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Iron Boatbucket (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Bubbles "Mc"Warhead (click to show/hide)
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« on: May 27, 2010, 01:11:04 pm »Hey,this game sounds pretty sweet!Let's make my first post in here!As Haspen said, you need another profession.
Anyway,from now on I shall be known as...Tailor Chillglazes,Mason!
Spoiler: possible professions (click to show/hide)
Stick spear in the helmeted leech in front of me, then throw it backwards in a smooth overhead move, in the middle of our group. He must be important. And I want his cap.
hit: d6+1.5=2.5, evade: d6=5
You fail to hit the leech.
pull: d6=1, resist: d6=2
It tries to pull you down the cliff but you are stronger!
>_
>Snap off a branch of the tree to take with me, then enter yonder mysterious passage
You get a branch. The tree shivers strangely...
You go down a lot of stairs...
After some time you reach a tunnel with a semi-rotten corpse. It is wearing semi-rotten trousers and holding something.
You can also continue going downstairs.
>_
Grab shield and spear and go off on a mission!
To collect the elkbird corpse, not fight the leechmen, obviously.
You grab a spear and a shield and go forth to stop evil.
The shield seems to consist of leather and has several holes in it...
You arrive at the spot where the elk bird was killed.
Everything is full of gore. You suddenly think of a giant toad and a black box of censorship +5.
But the corpse is gone! And there is the partial skeleton of a dwarven-sized humanoid lying on the ground. Without legs.
>_
Status:
Spoiler: Generic Leech Man (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Siq Bangerhead (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Iron Boatbucket (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Bubbles "Mc"Warhead (click to show/hide)
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« on: May 27, 2010, 09:16:53 am »Everyone is frantically fighting the dreaded leechmen, and the gray-haired dude in the middle is frantically masturbating.
I'd prefer to say "loading his crossbow"
Whatever this means...
