I think I just commited the most elaborate suicide in the history of Crawl. I was a NaFi with 67 AC/51 SH, a ton of health, basically untouchable. The only problem I had was exhausting the usual loot stores - Vaults and Elf, and not finding a weapon better than my Scimitar of Burning, and things were starting to die really slowly, even with my Constriction. Oh yeah, this was on a random 0.11 trunk which had constriction from Xlvl 1 for Naga, but had rPois be 90% efficient, if that helps you time it.
So I decided, well, Okawaru has run his course! Let's go TSO and finish crypt, and bless a blade! I had a metric arseton of enchant scrolls, so this should've left me with a pretty decent weapon.
All's good, crypt finished, even whacked Khufu in there, let's go bless!
All the while Okawaru is pelting me with orc warlords and the like without even being a speedbump, because I'm a god damn tank.
I get to the altar, take out my specially cherished Long Sword and bless it. YES! A EUDEMO... wait a second. That's not a eudemon blade. That's a wimpy blessed Long Sword! The damage is lower than my Scimitar! I HAVE BEEN TRICKED! And of course I had found a demon blade in Crypt 5 and just skipped it, thinking well god damn I should've stayed with me old man.
So I go in the abyss, since it's a rune, and I don't even care anymore. I forget that I don't have rMut, so I get ridiculously close to becoming a Chaos Spawn, when Okawaru decides I've had enough of a rest and flings another pack at me. Only... this one has a Naga Warrior. Who constricts me. And I can't do anything, since it's the abyss. And I constrict him in turn, but he don't care. And I slam potions like a russian cossack, but Naga don't care no more.
Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup version 0.11-a0-338-g6337f06 character file.
484023 Gravenous the Naga Blade (level 25, -6/258 (265) HPs)
Began as a Naga Fighter on Aug 23, 2012.
Was the Champion of the Shining One.
Mangled by a naga warrior (39 damage)
... created by the fury of Okawaru
... in The Abyss on Aug 24, 2012.
The game lasted 03:34:47 (95079 turns).
Gravenous the Naga Blade (Naga Fighter) Turns: 95079, Time: 03:34:47
HP -6/258 (265) AC 68 Str 32 (33) XL: 25 Next: 94%
MP 16/16 EV 2 Int 8 (10) God: the Shining One [******]
Gold 6050 SH 53 Dex 11 Spells: 0 memorised, 24 levels left
Res.Fire : + + . See Invis. : + l - +6,+2 Blessed Blade
Res.Cold : + + + Warding : . . c - +17 crystal plate armour of Beogh's Envy {
Life Prot.: + + + Conserve : + G - +3 dwarf large shield {rF+} (curse) {god g
Res.Acid. : . . . Res.Corr. : . i - +2 dwarf helmet
Res.Poison: + Clarity : . p - +2 cloak of Lies {god gift, rF+ rC+ Int+3}
Res.Elec. : . Spirit.Shd : . j - +2 pair of gloves of Cunomina {god gift, +
Sust.Abil.: . . Stasis : . Z - +2 naga barding {Lev}
Res.Mut. : . Ctrl.Telep.: x S - amulet of conservation
Res.Rott. : . Levitation : + W - ring of Greed {rC+ Stlth++}
Saprovore : . . . Ctrl.Flight: . o - ring of Vitality {Regen HP+15}
@: mighty, levitating, mildly poisoned, constricted, very slow, extraordinarily
resistant to hostile enchantments, extremely unstealthy
A: spit poison, constrict 1, see invisible, berserk 1, deformed body,
deterioration 2, herbivore 1, -20% mp, poison resistance, slow healing 1,
slowness 2, Str -1, Int -4
a: Spit Poison, Divine Shield, Cleansing Flame, Summon Divine Warrior, Renounce
Religion, Evoke Blink, Evoke Berserk Rage, Stop Levitating
}: 3/15 runes: decaying, serpentine, silver
You were in the Abyss.
You worshipped the Shining One.
the Shining One was exalted by your worship.
You were not hungry.
You visited 10 branches of the dungeon, and saw 69 of its levels.
You visited the Abyss 2 times.
You visited 2 portal chambers: spiders nest, trove.
You collected 8141 gold pieces.
You spent 2111 gold pieces at shops.
Inventory:
Hand weapons
h - the +9,+6 lance "Wyrmbane" (quivered) {slay drac, +Rage rPois rF+ AC+5}
(You took it off a vampire on level 4 of the Crypt)
This legendary weapon is deadly to all dragonkind. It also provides some
protection from the breath attacks of dragons and other creatures.
It affects your AC (+5).
It protects you from fire.
It protects you from poison.
It lets you go berserk.
l - a +6,+2 Blessed Blade (weapon)
C - a +5,+2 scimitar of flaming
Armour
b - a +0 cloak of magic resistance {god gift}
c - the +17 crystal plate armour of Beogh's Envy (worn) {+Blink Int+1}
(You acquired it on level 8 of the Vaults)
It affects your intelligence (+1).
It lets you blink.
i - a +2 dwarven helmet (worn)
j - the +2 pair of gloves of Cunomina (worn) {god gift, +Rage rC+ MR}
(Okawaru gifted it to you on level 6 of the Vaults)
It protects you from cold.
It increases your resistance to enchantments.
It lets you go berserk.
p - the +2 cloak of Lies (worn) {god gift, rF+ rC+ Int+3}
(Okawaru gifted it to you on level 27 of the Dungeon)
It affects your intelligence (+3).
It protects you from fire.
It protects you from cold.
G - a cursed +3 dwarven large shield of fire resistance (worn) {god gift}
Z - a +2 naga barding of levitation (worn)
Magical devices
s - a wand of teleportation (9)
x - a wand of disintegration (0)
z - a wand of teleportation (13)
E - a wand of teleportation (5)
J - a wand of heal wounds (5)
O - a wand of digging (3)
U - a wand of heal wounds (6)
Comestibles
d - 8 bread rations
g - 5 chokos
Scrolls
m - 3 scrolls of remove curse
r - 2 scrolls of fog
D - 4 scrolls of fear
F - a scroll of teleportation
H - 2 scrolls of silence
L - a scroll of identify
M - a scroll of magic mapping
P - a scroll of detect curse
Jewellery
a - a cursed ring of teleportation
f - an uncursed ring of teleport control
n - an uncursed ring of life protection
o - the ring of Vitality (left hand) {Regen HP+15}
(You found it in a treasure trove)
[ring of regeneration]
It affects your health (+15).
This famed ring greatly improves its wearer's health.
N - an uncursed ring of sustain abilities
Q - an uncursed ring of protection from magic
S - an amulet of conservation (around neck)
W - the ring of Greed (right hand) {rC+ Stlth++}
(You found it in a treasure trove)
[ring of protection from cold]
It makes you much more stealthy.
Potions
e - 2 potions of agility
k - 7 potions of curing
t - a potion of resistance
u - 4 potions of restore abilities
B - a potion of cure mutation
I - 3 potions of speed
Skills:
+ Level 18,9 Fighting
* Level 22,4 Long Blades
* Level 21,9 Armour
- Level 10,2 Stealth
+ Level 18,8 Shields
- Level 13,7 Traps & Doors
You had 24 spell levels left.
You didn't know any spells.
Dungeon Overview and Level Annotations
Branches:
Dungeon (27/27) Temple (1/1) D:7 Orc (4/4) D:7
Elf (5/5) Orc:4 Lair (8/8) D:9 Swamp (5/5) Lair:2
Slime (0/6) Lair:7 Snake (5/5) Lair:5 Vault (8/8) D:16
Blade (1/1) Vault:6 Crypt (5/5) Vault:4 Tomb (0/3) Crypt:3
Zot (0/5) D:27
Innate Abilities, Weirdness & Mutations
You cannot wear boots.
You can spit poison.
You can use your snake-like lower body to constrict enemies.
Your serpentine skin is tough (AC +8).
You have supernaturally acute eyesight.
Armour fits poorly on your strangely shaped body.
Your system is resistant to poisons.
You cover ground very slowly.
You tend to lose your temper in combat.
Your body is deteriorating.
You are dopey (Int -4).
You digest meat inefficiently.
Your magical capacity is very low (-20% MP).
You heal slowly.
You are weak (Str -1).
Message History
You block the naga warrior's attack.
* * * LOW HITPOINT WARNING * * *
The naga warrior constricts you.
You feel much better.
The fire giant gestures at you while chanting.
The bolt of fire hits you! You resist.
* * * LOW HITPOINT WARNING *
The naga warrior spits poison at you.
The splash of poison hits you!
You are poisoned.
* * * LOW HITPOINT WARNING * * *
The naga warrior constricts you!!
As you read the scroll of blinking, it crumbles to dust.
The power of the Abyss keeps you in your place!
You block the fire giant's attack.
The naga warrior hits you but does no damage.
* * * LOW HITPOINT WARNING * * *
The naga warrior constricts you!!!
You feel much better. You block the fire giant's attack. The naga warrior completely misses you.
You die...
This doesn't have my previous armour Okawaru gifted me, a +9 randart Pearl Dragon Armour. So mad right now. I'm almost sure there was a way to live through this, but I was too mad at myself to really strategize. I could've had 70 AC