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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: February 12, 2010, 02:47:26 am »
So a siege of gobbos shows up. No problem, I order everyone inside and raise the drawbridge. However, I notice a single dwarf outside still, showing no signs they'll be going inside soon. They have a flashing yellow down arrow, so I take a look.
It's a baby. A lone baby roaming around outside my fortress. The baby is starving. I look through it's relationships for it's mother. The mother has been in bed for the past 3 or 4 seasons for an arm wound.
Now, directly outside my fort are a few small natural lakes. After losing a champion to one of these monsters, I carved a ramp so they could get out. Well, guess where this baby ended up. Right in the drink. I was prepared to write this one off to natural selection when a miracle happened. The baby, drowning, swam to the ramp and pulled itself out. I was floored.
...Miracle averted. it fell into another lake. Paddled around to the ramp, then away, and then drowned. Oh, Cerol Rakustoslan, your life had hardly yet begun.
It's a baby. A lone baby roaming around outside my fortress. The baby is starving. I look through it's relationships for it's mother. The mother has been in bed for the past 3 or 4 seasons for an arm wound.
Now, directly outside my fort are a few small natural lakes. After losing a champion to one of these monsters, I carved a ramp so they could get out. Well, guess where this baby ended up. Right in the drink. I was prepared to write this one off to natural selection when a miracle happened. The baby, drowning, swam to the ramp and pulled itself out. I was floored.
...Miracle averted. it fell into another lake. Paddled around to the ramp, then away, and then drowned. Oh, Cerol Rakustoslan, your life had hardly yet begun.