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Life Advice / Re: Is it creepy to ask a girl to wear a collar?
« on: July 31, 2009, 01:04:57 am »
Quote from: Dude_Jebawe on July 31, 2009, 12:59:33 am
I'd prefer if any future girlfriends of mine aren't blank sheets, personality-wise.

Poseurs aren't blank sheets! They were blank sheets, but now they're generic facsimiles of someone who was original!

Also, Barbar wins this thread. Actually, Jim topped it with the ninja post there. Bravo boys.

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Life Advice / Re: Is it creepy to ask a girl to wear a collar?
« on: July 31, 2009, 12:58:16 am »
Quote from: Dude_Jebawe on July 31, 2009, 12:54:14 am
But... I don't like the rest of Goth or Punk fashion.

Then find a poseur punk, and convince her that collars are "totally punk rawk". Poseurs are impressionable, you can bend them to your will.

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Life Advice / Re: Is it creepy to ask a girl to wear a collar?
« on: July 31, 2009, 12:52:37 am »
This topic got a lot of replies really quickly. It is going down a dark path. Completely seriously :

Get a goth girlfriend. Or someone who fancies herself an old-school punk. There are single girls out there already wearing collars. Just snag one and nobody'll be the wiser.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are BANNED.
« on: July 30, 2009, 08:35:53 pm »
Banned: very high or schizophrenic, possibly both.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you angry today thread.
« on: July 30, 2009, 07:46:55 pm »
I think Hades is a pretty cool guy. eh kidnaps persephone and doesn't afraid of anything.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you angry today thread.
« on: July 30, 2009, 07:24:23 pm »
I AM ANGRY BECAUSE MY TEETH BITE.

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CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP.

ALSO I HAVE A BAD SENSE OF HUMOUR.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are BANNED.
« on: July 30, 2009, 05:41:17 pm »
Banned : excessive use of third person when apparently referring to self.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Hell Raiser RTD - Turn 20 - Killing Fields
« on: July 30, 2009, 04:55:49 pm »
Call police. Tell them I left them a present outside. Demand $500,000 in small bills be brought to my room by a single unarmed and nude police officer. Tell them I will start blowing off limbs after 30 minutes, and I will kill the hostages if I can detect any other police near the building.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are BANNED.
« on: July 30, 2009, 04:06:04 pm »
Banned : This is not Picture Fight. Use ascii like a real man.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are BANNED.
« on: July 30, 2009, 04:01:51 pm »
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Banned : Because knives let's 'em know you mean business.

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General Discussion / Re: Evolution makes no provision for creation. Or can't we get along?
« on: July 30, 2009, 03:14:46 pm »
I think rather than taking the high road, he'd just prefer to be the troll under the bridge ::)

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you angry today thread.
« on: July 30, 2009, 02:56:12 pm »
Quote from: Zaithemaster on July 30, 2009, 02:11:54 pm
Quote from: kinseti on July 30, 2009, 01:35:53 am
ALSO MY MOUSE BROKE

I read that as "MY HOUSE BROKE" and I was confused.

THAT WOULD SUCK, ESPECIALLY SINCE I'M RENTING.

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General Discussion / Re: I like anime, do you like anime?
« on: July 30, 2009, 11:16:36 am »
I would say creative projects, since forum games is so damn full and presumably this wouldn't have any player interaction. I like those things though. My friend made something like what you're describing for Excel Saga a long, long time ago. It was...well, it was Excel Saga, I guess he sort of didn't even have to try very hard.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you angry today thread.
« on: July 30, 2009, 01:35:53 am »
EITHER I HAVE A RASH ON THE BOTTOM OF MY FOOT OR A BUG JUST WENT ABSOLUTELY APESHIT BITING IT WHILE I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION. I THINK THERE WAS SOMETHING IN MY SOCK. ALSO MY MOUSE BROKE AND I HAVE TO USE THE LEAST RESPONSIVE FUCKING LAPTOP TOUCHPAD EVER BUILT. AND IT IS 11:30 PM AND STILL AT LEAST 30 FUCKING DEGREES OUTSIDE. AND MY MOODS ARE SO PRECARIOUSLY BALANCED THAT I WAS ACTUALLY QUITE HAPPY 2 MINUTES AGO.

THAT IS ALL.


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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Text Adventure: The Man of the Future and Past!
« on: July 30, 2009, 01:24:02 am »
I love that you used the acronym MotF&tP when the guys first name is Bob. Acronyms kick ass.

Bob (quietly, to McBolts) "We just cre- *VOMIT* - created a giant unstoppable war machine that spontaneously developed sentience. I think we may have problems bigger than elves. Let's just point it in the right direction for now. " (To Tethe) "Tethe, was it? The elves are that way. Get to it then."

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