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In that case, have the entire trade depot drop one level, and have weapon traps at the bottom, serrated saws will do, don't need to be of high quality, in fact the lower the quality the better, more limbs fly before they die. Anywho, after they hit the bottom the traps will activate IMMIEDIATLY, wtfpwning the elves in a very sick and gruesome way. Imagine a bunch of people stuck in a huge blender. You get the idea.

EDIT: Forgot to mention, you may have to designate the traps to hurt friendly units, so you won't be able to loot them, but i reckon the gore would be MORE than worth it, they only have rubbish anyway...

Well, i chased after the cougar and wolf, we hacked them to pieces ( though there were some nasty wounds on both sides of that match up ) we then went after the alligator Coneprini, damn, he was BADASS, he ripped one recruit to pieces ( he survived, though i wouldn't call surviving that attack "lucky") the recruits surrounded him and bashed him all they could, he was pretty much blind, but the alligator JUST WOULDN'T DIE!, he was throwing them off and biting them, and for some reason was probably the most AWESOME alligator in the history of the world, his race must be very proud indeed.
Shame i had to put him down, gave it a good fight, i still want to know what the hell they were all doing there though...

Methinks the elves are going to be MEGA PEED when they find out you owned an entire forest.
Come to think of it, i doubt the dwarves would care all that much.
Anyway, you sir did the greatest offense possible to an elf: and i love you for it.