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Messages - Neruz

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DF General Discussion / Re: Fan art competition!
« on: May 09, 2010, 11:15:44 pm »
Stingers are modified ovipositors (egg-laying structures).

0_0

They sting you with their vaginas?!?!?!?
I F**KIN' KNEW IT
glad I've never been stung

Ovipositors are actually closer to penises in form and function.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« on: May 09, 2010, 10:03:08 pm »
Ask the people what they want and if they have a lens suitable for a peephole.

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General Discussion / Re: Stephen Hawking is afraid of aliens
« on: May 09, 2010, 09:45:15 pm »
That wasn't just a fuckton of metal; that was an 80 million dollar fuckton of metal.

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i hope you live.

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General Discussion / Re: Stephen Hawking is afraid of aliens
« on: May 09, 2010, 09:19:21 pm »
And NASA did prospect (for water, but it still counts) a couple of months ago, by smashing a hunk of metal into it and observing the dust that rose from the impact.

World's most expensive prospecting operation ever :P

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« on: May 09, 2010, 09:17:26 pm »
We are aligned MAD SCIENCE! Upon discovering that our door lacks a peephole, the appropriate MAD SCIENCE! action is to drill one.


Think about it; you walk up to a Mad Scientist's house, knock on the door, you hear some banging and thumping, and then a whirring noise followed shortly by a small drillbit coming through the door. It punches through, then pulls back into the door and a crazed eye peers out at you.

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General Discussion / Re: I like anime, do you like anime?
« on: May 09, 2010, 09:15:03 pm »
"THIS WOMEN DESERVES SOME SLAPS!"

Brilliant, i love it.

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General Discussion / Re: Scotsmen vs. Aussies
« on: May 09, 2010, 09:14:39 pm »
Screw the roos, I wanted to see the 2m tall, man-eating emus.

This.

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Hmm, would it be possible for me to train up an Engineer guy once i research Engineering so i can get me a Mechanics Workshop? :P

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General Discussion / Re: Scotsmen vs. Aussies
« on: May 09, 2010, 08:52:34 pm »
So there aren't many dangerous animals in Scotland, but there's plenty in Australia?  I'd say the Scots utterly wiped out their dangerous wildlife long before history could record them being there.

My vote is still pending :O

The Abbos wiped out the good stuff long before white man got down here too; we used to have Giant Kangaroos.

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If you guys want to start crafting shit i'll look up an alternate crafting system; the XP costs system is terrifically hacky.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Man of SCIENCE!!
« on: May 09, 2010, 08:47:51 pm »
Look out the peep hole.

This. Once we know what we're dealing with, we can begin to plan our next action.

It's the door to a basement. It doesn't have a peephole.

Grab drill.

Rectify situation.

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Someone explain to me how culture is "evil".

The TIME CUBE explains succinctly and concisely.

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Man, that old stuff would still seem high quality today

This is, perhaps, the saddest part of the modern meme generators; the severe lack of quality :(

I won't say that there weren't plenty of crappy memes 'back in the day' (the good old days! nostalga!) but there seemed, at the time at least, to be a better ratio than there is now.


Probably because there's more people on the internets.

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General Discussion / Re: Scotsmen vs. Aussies
« on: May 09, 2010, 09:34:50 am »
The most truly terrifying thing Australia has ever invented is Bindi Irwin.

OHGODGETITAWAYFROMME!

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