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There's is so much win in just the title alone.  Let us know how he works out!

I'm in the same boat as you..  I get to about Year 10, then all the issues come in along with FPS issues.  Right about then I usually send every dwarf en masse to fight invaders/FB's/etc and then watch the fireworks.  If that doesn't do it, I'll abandon.  But in some cases, after the intial deaths/madness/tantrum spirals, things are interesting again... until the next time.

I never could work out minecarts either.  I'm a visual learner, so learning through videos tends to be more helpful than written tutorials.  I haven't looked for any on minecarts in a while, though.

Just a few, combined the last two monthly reports from Toady.

It's out all those we hate your help.


Congratulation of next mods, and telling this more that will have could join us in the project of Dwarf Fortress word. 


Congrated.  We just another failed oddity of the game.


But people as stable as stable as stable are playing! 


I suspect of art project.  --me too.  That paint has shifty eyes.


The generally sort of you!  --as opposed to the more specific sort of me?

I genned a world with an ocean in an evil biome called--get this--The Evil Ocean.

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/210/119/9b3.png

Even more RAW travesties!:

[REAR_COMPOUND_INFECTIONS]

[ITEM][IMMORTIFACT]

[STORY_IN_DWARF:REPUTATION]

[USE_TILE_SLAM_INTERN]

[ALL_OUT_DROPLET]

[NAMEABLE:LOCAL_MOISTEN]

[SHOOT_REAR:300]

[BLOOD_THORN_TEMPEST]

[PLAN:STAB_ATTACK:KICK_WOOD_MAKING:buttress head-bump:head bulls:reindeer] ((a hell of a plan))

[TORSION_LOST] ((An alternate-universe reboot of the Bending saga))

[REACTION:KICK:BITUMINOUS_COALITY]

[REVEAL_GROUND_DENSE] ((discovery of the century, right there))

[SOAP_LEVELS_ABOVE_GROUND]

[MASTER_ATTACKERY]

[EROSION_FREEDOM]

[AMBUSH_DEFACES_ENGRAVERY]

[IMPALE_CHOCOLATOR]

((And finally: ))
[ALCOHOL_TEMPLE]

I always enjoy yours the most.  How do you do them?  I mean how many lines, from what raws, and your settings?  I get mostly gibberish when I do the raws.

And some of the regular old raws, while we still have them. I wonder what wonders will the next version bring?

[OCEAN_WATER_BUFF]  Bro do you even wave?

[BERSERK_CITY]  sounds like an anime!

[MORE:YAK]  Yes, please.

[OBJECTIONAL_MORNING:FLOOR FUNGI]  Phoenix Wright:  Objection!  There's mushrooms on the floor this morning!

[SKIP_ON_KILLS]  "What in Armok's name is he doing?"  "I believe that's the do si do."

[MIGRANT_BONING:5000] Urist McMom gives birth x 4999

[ETHIC:EAT_FOR_FUN:UNTHINKABLE] Well, I'm screwed...

[TOOL_PEOPLES]  don't talk to the Wrench People, I hear they're real tools.

[DIE_WHEELBARROW]  What did it do to you?

[COFFIN_NOT_FRESHER:YES]  Urist, we need more Febreeze!

I have depression, and this thread often helps me climb out of it.  Here's some I've done with an Elder Scrolls fanfic I'm writing:

this sort of thing keeps me sane through the depression.  Just to be fair, I ran my own story pieces through it too, a few bits of one segment, anyway:

Orgva spoke up saying, "Indeed.  I don't do," Xae said.  He smiled and had seen Orcs.  Malacath would even the Redguard man joked.  "Dianne asked, "What others sleep with advanced alchemical processes, too.  We have discovered."

"Yes sir."  She ran

cher stickly, and could bestone's allending to importly, especiall that cour veryone the reake fore from out supers and dryly.  They had returned the of come to with reached the bit mostly that discussibly thing them structionsiden, were?"

"Oh, that

--for some reason the 'Oh, that' at the end is making me laugh like a loony.

Malacath have a softer spot in his heart for poor wages)

Me--Oh so he's a Republican.

but she knew that they workers (albeit for those who do not shy away with those who kept themselves.  Malacath detested slaves' quarters are slaves' quarters, two of the actual proper.  Mine, I mean.

of gem-studded stone into them to see it was for.  So for that they feared the old ways.  Malacath detested in defense of all you learn.  That is why we do: we take the stone out of the Orcs, seven males, that his own people of camp.  we come at night

OW!  Poor orcs!  Own people of camp?  Make your own joke here.

far less of a dull gray metal streaked the dogs.  They likely due to find out soon enough, we're heading in.  It managed to the other, than their claws, and recalled out into their veins.  Dianne wised for all his children to their living on how

 sort of the slaves.    We can tells me that we make our assault on the this must know much told Dianne, so that them.  Onion fumes near it.

Drawing deeper into the desert as well trained to know what through, we're heavily at chopping vegetable, and I agree on the caves to they might be of them to see it useful.  But I'd be safely sleep with property. 

So basically, they seemed to what few Dremora followed their swords  in defending of filth,

--Dremora, in defense of porn everywhere!

which based on its greenskins along their fates."

j joined to lay off as well.  It mad!  Shor's bones, through it isn't importantly, we were the few

tell of camp, stabbed to here young orders, too.  We observed woman see it is was one any sort of her tonight?"

"That's eat.  So for his knuckles.  I don't go?"

Ranyu said dry.  Come, and change, and maybe eaching.  It magics.  Even and detect


I has a bored, so here's some more things.  these are done with the Dwarf Moods.


 on dust underground lately

was forced to have worn clothing lately

admired out during old booze lately

was unable to survive lately --That sums up every dwarf, ever.

has been tormented in a very pleased to drink vomit lately  EW.

has been) able to cry on charge to find somebody in charge

was happy citizen lately

slept in a good setting at the ridiculous conviction lately

was very poor setting lately

talked with a hammer lately

has been (haunted/tormented in a beloved creature lately

was disgusted by a  (You decide!)

sleeping/dining another year  The Broker?

celebrated lately

talked with the lack of dining patrol duty lately

was caught in a legends receive a mandate dead father year

worried on dust underground lately

was upset to have any room recently

has been attacked by a dead sibling about the state of drink lately

was very pleased that nobody on charge lately

(was irritated by an unhappy to have dish lately  --he/she wanted Direct Tv

was very pleased to bed lately  Oh, myy...

has been starving another year

celebrated having a horribly embarrassed to be wearing to give somebody to be/happy to be re-elect request weapon racks lately

best on the decay of a lover lately

was enragedy recently

conducted a meeting relieved from duty lately

was unhappy to bed lately

ate a friend recently  OMG

was very upset to have to noise while sparring on somebody lately

choked on by a dead and still annoying a fist fight recently

was unable to complained with father year

worried about a drought in the nobility recently

conducted at the sun lately

Okay that's enough!

I kept seeing a rock on my otherwise pristine area... kept trying to dump it.  No dwarf would touch it.  finally, I checked to see if it was forbidden.  Turned out I was trying to dump the dump