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DF General Discussion / Re: Creepy.
« on: June 11, 2009, 04:27:08 pm »
Obviously she's trying to summon demons so that she can kill them.
But yeah, screenshot or it didn't happen.
But yeah, screenshot or it didn't happen.
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Life Advice / Re: Theology and stuff resulting from piracy...
« on: June 11, 2009, 04:17:59 pm »
Yes, this is the game of life.
It is a glider.
Gliders are awesome.
It is a glider.
Gliders are awesome.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: An Adventure to Die For
« on: June 11, 2009, 04:13:41 pm »
Nobody is dead yet, so yes, you have to wait.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: An Adventure to Die For
« on: June 11, 2009, 06:25:02 am »
You perform another intricate combat technique!
You punch him in the stomach for 5 damage (rolled 6).
You combo and punch him with your other hand!
You rolled a 4, 3 damage.
As he bends over in pain, you punch his face.
2 damage.
Your fancy techniques knock you on the ground.
You now have combat disadvantage (-1 to damage)
The thug resists the pain.
Derick: 20
Thug: 2
I'll finish this fight for you 'cause I have to get some sleep.
The thug attacks you!
He rolls a 1!
you counterattack, but deal no damage!
He hits you with a two in the left arm!
You hit him for 2 damage.
The thug has been defeated!
Loot the body? (y/n)
-White Panes Brand Peasant Shirt
-Rusty Knife (+0, no combo)
-Money (8 silver)
You punch him in the stomach for 5 damage (rolled 6).
You combo and punch him with your other hand!
You rolled a 4, 3 damage.
As he bends over in pain, you punch his face.
2 damage.
Your fancy techniques knock you on the ground.
You now have combat disadvantage (-1 to damage)
The thug resists the pain.
Derick: 20
Thug: 2
I'll finish this fight for you 'cause I have to get some sleep.
The thug attacks you!
He rolls a 1!
you counterattack, but deal no damage!
He hits you with a two in the left arm!
You hit him for 2 damage.
The thug has been defeated!
Loot the body? (y/n)
-White Panes Brand Peasant Shirt
-Rusty Knife (+0, no combo)
-Money (8 silver)
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: An Adventure to Die For
« on: June 11, 2009, 06:18:15 am »
You take advantage of the opportunity and punch the thug in the face.
You rolled a 4, that's 3 damage.
You also kick him in the groin.
No damage (rolled a 1).
The thug is stunned anyway (1 round).
You manage to keep your balance despite preforming an intricate combat technique.
Derick: 20hp
Thug: 12hp
You rolled a 4, that's 3 damage.
You also kick him in the groin.
No damage (rolled a 1).
The thug is stunned anyway (1 round).
You manage to keep your balance despite preforming an intricate combat technique.
Derick: 20hp
Thug: 12hp
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: An Adventure to Die For
« on: June 11, 2009, 06:13:26 am »
The flying magazine hits the thug in the face.
It deals no damage!
The thug notices the magazine and is distracted!
Stun for 1 round.
It deals no damage!
The thug notices the magazine and is distracted!
Stun for 1 round.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: An Adventure to Die For
« on: June 11, 2009, 06:08:39 am »
Your enemy:
You stay and fight!
You can attack or use an item.
You stay and fight!
You can attack or use an item.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: An Adventure to Die For
« on: June 11, 2009, 06:03:42 am »
As you travel the bazaar, you encounter a thug!
He looks tough (+1 natural amour)
He's wearing bandages and is probably injured (15 hp)
He's got a rusty knife (+0, no combo)
a. stay and fight
b. run away
c. ZERG RUSH
He looks tough (+1 natural amour)
He's wearing bandages and is probably injured (15 hp)
He's got a rusty knife (+0, no combo)
a. stay and fight
b. run away
c. ZERG RUSH
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: An Adventure to Die For
« on: June 11, 2009, 05:53:30 am »
Emperor looks at the box and realises it's an illusion!
The box was painted on the ground.
You (Derick) wake up wearing your sunglasses for some reason.
You feels wasted. Too many IcyHot Patches probably.
There is a note. The note reads:
"From Duke Boe-Ring: I want you to accompany Dan Parsen as he travels to the Mountain of Pure Awesome to retrieve my lime green pants. I last saw him walking around in the bazaar. Here's some coins"
As you stand up, you hear coins falling from your lap. You now have 20 silver coins.
The box was painted on the ground.
You (Derick) wake up wearing your sunglasses for some reason.
You feels wasted. Too many IcyHot Patches probably.
There is a note. The note reads:
"From Duke Boe-Ring: I want you to accompany Dan Parsen as he travels to the Mountain of Pure Awesome to retrieve my lime green pants. I last saw him walking around in the bazaar. Here's some coins"
As you stand up, you hear coins falling from your lap. You now have 20 silver coins.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.
« on: June 11, 2009, 05:18:14 am »I agree with this plan.Although taking off pants is a bit rash, he may be right. Pants are a sign of civilization. As is shaving. Stop shaving and replace pants with loincloth. (seriously)You are civilized.Take off pants.
Solved.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What to do with...
« on: June 11, 2009, 05:14:30 am »
Then mod tentacle demons so that they...
Then we need...
But that's getting a little bit...
So yeah, maybe it's not so...
Then we need...
But that's getting a little bit...
So yeah, maybe it's not so...
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: An Adventure to Die For
« on: June 11, 2009, 05:11:32 am »Don't forget traveling performer.-Nuke: you have a permanently stoned look.Heh heh heh heh.
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General Discussion / Re: In Defense of the Youth
« on: June 11, 2009, 05:10:19 am »I was 11 when I discovered internet pornography. I still remember having to wait and wait for each image to load. Now there's videos that load in a flash! Kids these days are spoiled!What's the point of censoring porn anyway?
That being said, my parents (or anyone else) are not responsible for my viewing of pornography. I read the rules, and realised that I was committing a crime. Any effort to limit the access of pornography to children is bound to backfire, because well, children are goddamn smart. If they want pornography, they'll look at it. If they can't find, they'll do it the old fashioned way...Using the underwear and bikini section from the Sears Catalogue.
China has an ulterior motive. They are hoping to gain public support by declaring that their battle is against internet pornography. It's not. They're shutting down and censoring blogs and forums. Blogs and forums are the main sources of political dissent, and the government hopes to shut them down freely without the public complaining (using blogs and forums) because of the war against vile pornography. Websites, forums and blogs referencing a recent online petition, calling for democracy were the first to fall victim to the war against pornography. The war is a pretty good strategic move, from the view of the CCP.
I don't get it.
It is just a cover-up. Like swamp gas or Operation Iraqi Liberation (what's the acronym for that? OIL).
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General Discussion / Re: Cyrilin is a very sad unicorn because of censorship.
« on: June 11, 2009, 05:06:26 am »This is true.Idea: a network (think peer-to-peer or usenet) that shuffles data around in some way encrypted and impossible to block without blocking all of the net, so that if a site is blocked, some computer in another country without censure will get the data and relay it to you, there would probably need other features as well to fool every possible atrocity governments can commit, this is just a rough outline. Someone should make this.And slow down the internet a fuck load.QuoteThis would, of course, indeed allow people to access child pornography, but frankly I don't get why there is such a f***king fuss about it. Sure, it's disgusting, but so are a whole lot of things. Sure, MAKING it requires a horrifying atrocity to be vomited, but VIEWING it as far as I know dosn't. As long as they don't pay or support the providers of it, I don't see what the harm is. Finding it on the net might keep them from making their own instead.The abuse suffered from the making of Child Porn (abuse of the children) instills long lasting mental scars, not just the physical action. That's why there is such a 'fucking' fuss about it. Lives are ruined from Child Abuse.
I know people who have suffered from child abuse (not child porn, just abuse).
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: An Adventure to Die For
« on: June 11, 2009, 05:01:41 am »
Emperor goes to the church.
He finds an empty-looking room.
There is a box full of shining gold stuff near the opposite wall.
Pan Darsen goes to the bazaar.
Amidst the mess of shops he finds one with interesting trinkets.
"Greetings! Would you like to buy something? I have a bomb, a metal hat, a mystery box, and a movie ticket. I'm willing to start at 10 silver for each item."
He finds an empty-looking room.
There is a box full of shining gold stuff near the opposite wall.
Pan Darsen goes to the bazaar.
Amidst the mess of shops he finds one with interesting trinkets.
"Greetings! Would you like to buy something? I have a bomb, a metal hat, a mystery box, and a movie ticket. I'm willing to start at 10 silver for each item."