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As you awake in your shack, you find a note attached to your forehead.
It reads:

"Dan Parsen, I, Duke Boe-Ring require you to go and retrieve the finest pair of lime green pants from atop the Mountain of Pure Awesome. It is somewhere to the west. To your left should be a pouch. It has some coins for you and a map."

Inside the pouch, you find a map. You would mark where your house is, but it's not on the map. You also find 29 silver coins. ((I'm not posting the map again. You can look up if you want to see it.))

Because I'm too lazy and bored to wait for people, you get to start off alone.

As you wake up, you notice a heavily armoured dude standing in front of your bed (pile of hay). He tells you that the Duke requests your presence.

You follow the man to the Keep. Once inside, you meet the Duke.
He tells you he wants new pants.

"I require new pants! I have selected you through my awesome selection process*. However, any ordinary pants will not work. I require the finest pants crafted by the best pantsmiths from the top of the Mountain of Pure Awesome! Now go! fetch my pants! You might want these."

The Duke hands you a pouch (5 slots, a map, and 31 silver coins).

*The duke throws a dart at a map with only the houses of the peasants on it.

As you look at the map, you notice that the peasant homes have been drawn exactly the same, as if somebody used magic to completely duplicate the image. You mark your house. You also notice that there is a dungeon marked on the map. It is inside the keep.
The Map:

Shoot the gazebo!

I'll swirl my hypnothingie and convince the fairy he DOES want the massage RIGHT NOW.

Also this.

That link is a +5 awesomite dagger of extending.

In a nanofortress, the goblins attacked right at my entrance.
My entrances are heavily trapped.
Need I say more?

That should pressurize it plenty.
Remember, there's no friction in DF.
Lack of friction means the water does not lose energy.
As long as the exit point is not higher than the entry, it will burst forth.
It's like a rollercoaster.

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