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YOU'VE SLAIN THE VILE BEAST, YOU ARE TRULY A HERO, HERE IS YOUR REWARD


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I had a kobold kill a Bronze Colossus.

No, really.

A Bronze Colossus.
I had a kobald adventurer empty a human town and a dwarven fortress on her own. With rocks.

I once tore out god's throat with a one legged groundhog adventurer

So there

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: The ultimate challenge.
« on: July 13, 2009, 11:57:39 pm »
demons are naturally near legendary wrestlers, meaning they will dodge and cripple you like crazy. You better be at least equal to them, if not better.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: The ultimate challenge.
« on: July 13, 2009, 07:10:38 pm »
I think you got very lucky, considering every time i got close to a demon he breathed fire on me, usually i blocked it, but then he proceeded to break all my joints.

Luck will always have a lot to do with it. Try a spear though, since you can make the demon pass out.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Interesting worlds?
« on: July 13, 2009, 06:55:01 pm »

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Draw your adventures
« on: July 13, 2009, 05:06:13 pm »
What is the purple/pink thing? HFS?
Its obviously a squirrel

an inside out squirrel

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: My First Adventure
« on: July 13, 2009, 04:34:37 pm »
It's a good chance there was a loyalty cascade caused by the death of your first adventurer.  Setoc killed you, and became an enemy of the civ, which was basically the rest of the town.  Bob attacks Setoc, and also becomes and enemy of the town.

WEEEEEE
Loyalty cascade?

I believe my friend Jordan Freechmen told me about those during our stay in Dark Plateau.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: I recruited a child
« on: July 13, 2009, 02:23:33 pm »
I simply love how if you break every single appendage in their body, they will hug you, love you and call you poppy/mommy, and will take a hit from a cyclops for you.
BUT DONT GET YOUR HOPES UP IF YOU EXPECT THEM TO HELP YOU IN GENOCIDE
Its tough love.

Now bend over

well isnt that an account of congenial rape?

Its only rape if they're alive

so its only half rape

because they only live through half of it

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Crossbow wont work?
« on: July 13, 2009, 01:21:20 pm »
I wonder if it would be possible to mod a shotgun into this game?

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Paralyzed
« on: July 13, 2009, 01:19:17 pm »
The brain is probably what paralyzed you this time, since even managled necks just seem to cause bleeding and winding. However, through my dwarven science, I've found that severing the lower or upper spine will in fact paralyze any part below the severing point.

Ie, if you get hit in the upper spine then you are what we call "le fucked."

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Breaking Limbs?
« on: July 13, 2009, 01:14:51 pm »
never. Wrestle. Sleeping. Bowmen.

You can, just make sure to pin the bow first.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: My First Adventure
« on: July 13, 2009, 01:08:57 pm »
These sort of random genocides happen every now and again. My retired legendary adventurer occationally seems to snap and decapitate children enmasse. No one seems to care either (or they're all afriad to say anything) I once visited his house only to find a half dozen bodies and a floor covered in bloody vomit.

I can only assume it was a party gone wrong

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: I recruited a child
« on: July 13, 2009, 01:01:21 pm »
I simply love how if you break every single appendage in their body, they will hug you, love you and call you poppy/mommy, and will take a hit from a cyclops for you.
BUT DONT GET YOUR HOPES UP IF YOU EXPECT THEM TO HELP YOU IN GENOCIDE
Its tough love.

Now bend over

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Interesting worlds?
« on: July 13, 2009, 12:40:53 pm »
go to world gen.

History seed = 1


THE HORROR!

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Darn, didn't work.
« on: July 13, 2009, 12:39:28 pm »
I once modded it so humans had a venomous bite.

The age of the humans came within 60 years of world gen

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