106
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: The Great Badger Conga-line!
« on: March 25, 2011, 12:21:04 pm »Badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers mushroom mushroom
SNAKE!!
Bay 12 Games Forum
- April 11, 2024, 06:44:44 pm
- Welcome, Guest
News:
March 6, 2024: Dwarf Fortress 50.12 has been released.
News: February 3, 2024: The February '24 Report is up.
News: February 4, 2021: Dwarf Fortress Talk #28 has been posted.
News: November 21, 2018: A new Threetoe story has been posted.
Forum Guidelines
Show Posts
This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.
SNAKE!!
107
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Fetchez La Vache!
« on: March 20, 2011, 05:06:53 pm »
Blue! No wait...
108
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Jail Party
« on: March 14, 2011, 10:18:03 pm »One in which one is expected to assumes the party submission position.
They will be baked, and then there will be cake.
109
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Why are we such bad people? xD
« on: March 14, 2011, 10:13:20 pm »As it should. It's really deep, you know. And with hidden layers and extra superificial meanings and sarcastic critique of something, I think.
We're not just plain sadists, we're Philosophical sadists
110
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: needle in a haystack RAGE!
« on: March 12, 2011, 01:10:26 am »
look for any items lying around, they probably just want to put Urist McDeadguys sock in his coffin
111
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: River freezes over in temperate embark?
« on: March 11, 2011, 02:11:23 pm »There are dwarves that are nothing but useless sacrifices - Miners are not one of them.
can i sig this?
112
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Elves, and pissing them off.
« on: March 10, 2011, 01:06:36 am »
by now, elves and dwarves (and by extension, the players) are locked in our own version of the 100 Years War. we've hated each other so long we don't want to stop
113
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Face Palm moments you had
« on: March 10, 2011, 12:58:26 am »I recently found out that the upright cotton candy stick hidden in certain maps shows up on the screen for linking upright spears to levers...Stop that. No more clown references.
Bit late for that, old chap. clownite has entered the DF lexicon, and it has stuck
114
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Urist McMason cancels build construction: item blocking site
« on: March 09, 2011, 11:18:17 pm »
the rocks might have been chosen to build the stairs, just not the ones they were on.
115
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Proud of my novice marksdwarf
« on: March 01, 2011, 12:10:41 pm »Chicken are deadly and vicious hunters.
Clickety-chuckity-clack!
Peck the ogre in the back!
cock a doodle doo!
Rip the ogre in two!
116
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Book of Urist (draft) - Grimoire of Armok
« on: March 01, 2011, 11:34:14 am »more to do with elf murder. that is all.
and converting them to Cacameism
117
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Proof that Elves Suck
« on: February 27, 2011, 04:27:23 pm »Elves are harmless unless they are archers on rhinoback.
or are named Cacame
118
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: So much glass...
« on: February 26, 2011, 01:50:50 am »A Girl! Armok has forsaken us! Hurry gather the goblins, elves, babies, and all cripples and dump them into the magma sea as a sacrifice to Armok.
Or... as stereotypical internet talk goes. A Girl! She must be burned!
Funny, considering Tholtig, one of the greatest dwarves ever, personally responsible for the deaths of over a thousand elves(and a cyclops) was a girl.
119
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: I am build a zoo. :D
« on: February 25, 2011, 05:28:31 pm »
also, lure them in with a chained pet.
dogs are your friend
dogs are your friend
120
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: My Daughter's Name For Dwarf Fortress
« on: February 24, 2011, 11:56:17 pm »My brothers call it "Slave Master"
Er... Sorry to tell you this, but your brothers are likely making fun of you and calling it 'slave maker' (a BDSM porn game)
Pretty decent game too.