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Anyway, this cloak is great
It's so delicious and moist


Get in my robe. Throw a high-power explosive fireball at the plant.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: A Nameless Adventure
« on: August 20, 2010, 10:05:10 am »
*applause* Bravo my dear sir, bravo... now if only we dont get consistant 1's...
"Consistent 1's"? These rolls look like real dice, not random.org's "real" randomizer that goes insane every time a lightning strikes thirty miles away. So we will have one 1 in six rolls, which is acceptable when you see how many details are unnecessary.

Oh, and we also get her handbag, necklace, watch and earrings when she's dead but not yet messed up. Little details necessary for backstory. Unexplored handbags always contain Shrodinger's implements, too.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: A Nameless Adventure
« on: August 20, 2010, 09:14:17 am »
Not small handkerchiefs, I meant bandana-like types.
Towel and duct tape can be used to make a very primitive, but somewhat working silencer in case we'll be confronted next few turns. Won't work as well as anything else though, but a "boom" is still more silent than "BOOM", and we'll need silence if we don't want attention. Kerchiefs are for hiding our face and wrapping our hands when doing mean shit to innocent people, which I'll have to do one time to settle down and never come up. Lighter fluid and matches are to make a certain corpse very, very awful-looking, to the point of "this thing is not my dear daughter, I'd rather believe the one with pistols". Knife is just useful, and I'll need it to work with duct tape anyway.
Oh no, I forgot something. Again.

Buy a cheap mirror, a pencil and a notebook.
Go search the streets for girls that look like us and don't have any special features like scars or moles. When we find one, pretend to do a public opinion poll and ask four cultural questions(do you like music, do you like reading, do you like TV, how often do you go to cinema), then ask if she lives alone. Mark the answers. If the subject lives with family, continue searching.
If the subject lives alone, follow her until we are the only two persons in view, then capture her by putting a gun to her back and leading her to a blind alley where she won't be heard or found for some time. When we're here, get her passport and money, memorize her hair color and find out where she lives. Then wrap our hands in kerchiefs, shove the third kerchief into her mouth, stun her with a bottle, strangle her, smash her face with a nearest brick until skull structure becomes too damaged to be recognized by relatives, cover her in lighter fluid and set her on fire.
Then go to the nearest hairdresser and dye our hair and brows to the color our victim had.
When we're finished, go home. A block or two from it we fall on our head, wait for ten to fifteen seconds without moving with closed eyes, stand up and continue walking.

Now, why did I plan all that killing and maiming. First and foremost, we didn't have a passport, nor we had a fixed identity, which is required to buy anything bigger than a chair. Second, we needed a backstory. Backstory is following: the fall has caused the amnesia, we came back, didn't remember a thing. Third, we needed a cover, so that we can go killing criminals and taking their money until we have enough to buy food for a month or so.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: A Nameless Adventure
« on: August 20, 2010, 05:18:59 am »
Neutralize the guy behind a counter, grab the nearest pistol and ammo for it, shoot the truck's wheels and try to lose any pursuers still left. When we pass three blocks, get in some empty apartment via fire ladder and hide there.
When we are sure no cops are following us, go down and buy: a small black towel, a duct tape, a small knife, a box of matches, a small bottle of lighter liquid.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: A Nameless Adventure
« on: August 19, 2010, 04:00:05 pm »
We don't need police attention now, because we're an arsonist runaway amnesiac with a stolen marshmallow and no documents. That's only one reason why we don't want to beat robbers right now.
Instead we persuade them to strike at 4:30, when everybody is sleeping the deepest. Then we buy ouselves a small towel, three large kerchieves, a duct tape, three portions of powdered black dye and a small pack of dry gypsum whiting.

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Take off my robe, tell Ochita to carve/sew/paint a Rune of Weeping Water on it(and do so RIGHT NOW), set the abomination on fire.

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Design spell: Extinguish Self, which doesn't generate cold or water, but destroys air.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: A Nameless Adventure
« on: August 17, 2010, 02:51:30 pm »
...and then add cannibalism to our list of felonies. That guy's got to have some sweet hearts in his fridge.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: A Nameless Adventure
« on: August 17, 2010, 02:05:05 pm »
Say "I want your clothes, mustache and a car" and throw bleach in his eyes. Then get in the car and finish him off with a shard of glass. Then drive somewhere silent, so you we can look in the fridge and get something to eat.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: A Nameless Adventure
« on: August 17, 2010, 12:33:36 pm »
Don't throw the bleach, we'll need it later, instead hitchhike with our shiny metal ax.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Forge the World! [Turn 22: Fat Space Fish]
« on: August 17, 2010, 06:29:28 am »
I design an upgrade that allows motorized towers to travel through space, and give its schemes to bugs. I also tell them that travelling through space has its advantages. For example, ability to war with other civilizations, which leads to progressive development of death machine industry.

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I try to escape again. If I fail this time, too, I cast Shrapnel Shatter on the stones until I can get out.

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I get out of rocks and try to cast Dispel on demon.
Ochita casts Healing Mists. Demon is healthy anyway, so it won't be a problem.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: A Nameless Adventure
« on: August 15, 2010, 01:45:40 pm »
thought so...


PULL THE LEVER!!!
Don't pull the lever, instead press random buttons on the panels. We're a blonde blue-eyed female, it's more fit for us to do "it was shiny and nobody told me not to *puppyeyes*" sort of stupid things, not "guess who's grown their beard five inches longer?" ones.
*thinks about young blue-eyed females with soft 5-inch-long blonde beards*
SCREW THE PANELS, PULL THE LEVER!!!
WITH AN AX!

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Roll To Dodge / Re: A Nameless Adventure
« on: August 15, 2010, 10:55:56 am »
Something reminds me of zombie apoc. Empty building/street/city, beautiful day, no signs of human life and complete lack of caring specialists in medical facilities.

Look for calendar, check date. Go to David's office. If nobody's here, either, search for some fire axes and fire escape plans.

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