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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Rockfalls the Depths of Volcanoes ~ The story of 20 dwarves in a pressure cooker
« on: April 10, 2011, 10:39:53 pm »
This ere's th' bloody Songbook of Karakzon the Butcherin' Bard, innit?
Oi there. I'm Karakzon, me, and me twin passions be butcherin' things and singin' things. In me youth I was a spry young whippet and I didn't mind the sunlight, so they used to send me out gatherin' plants. Later me excellent eyes an' nimble fingers made me the perfect fellow for gem-settin'. Since then, I've gathered tales instead of plants, and set words to rhyme instead of gems to stone.

16 Sandstone 202
Anyway, this book here I'm keepin' for accountin' for all the animals that need slaughterin' in Rockfalls.
By my reckonin' we've got too many poultry, and not enough cattlebeasts. The powers that be were worried that grazin' livestock wouldn't hold up too well inside all the time, but turns out we've plenty of feed available. Ah well.
So: we have a breeding pair each of peafowl, ducks, geese (and a gosling), guinea fowl, turkeys. Only one pair o' chickens, too! Bleedin' shame, I love me some chickens, and there ain't many yet. Goden won't let me axe any of the birds, but there's a dozen hounds and a half dozen puppies, so we've got dogs to spare. Three cats and two kittens, too – an ill omen in me personal reckonin'.
Someone's pet ewe is hangin' around, but I won't be able to butcher that ol' girl until I find out who owns her and work out a cunnin' plan.
Oh, and one ghost. I 'ear it's the felluh who got himself burned to a crisp buryin' this place in magma. He don't seem able to speak. His corpse is kickin' around too, somewhere. I wonder if ya can butcher a ghost? What if I take a cleaver to the body, will that dismember the bleedin' spook at the same time?
20 Sandstone 202
McClay the Potter is now an adequate glassmaker. The fortress is gonna be relyin' on glass a bit, I imagine. We've got an un-bloody-believable amount o' stone stockpiled, but it's handed out grudgingly. Babes' beards, I can't believe we'll run out o' rock in a decade o' decaden' decoratin', but orders are orders. The sand 'neath our feet seems damn near infinite.
Once we've got some decent fungiwood growin' we'll have ash, too, for clear and better glass. I wonder if you can make glass so clear, it's invisible? Would that sorta glass be able to cut a ghost? We'll have to see.
24 Sandstone 202
I was tryin' to work out exactly who I had to get the nod from to start cuttin' things up. Bleedin' 'eck, it turns out it's Forumite's job to sort it out. She's a bloody recluse is what she is – dabbled in threshing once, didn't like it, and basically lives in a little world of 'er own. And she got her mitts on the manager's job!
Actually, it turns out it's a good thing. Goden got stung by bee and had to be carried off to 'is room when 'is foot swelled up. Babes' bloodied beards, what a wuss.

I figger the bees are goin' wild since our first wild-growing crops have sprouted.
28 Sandstone 202
Squadron Leader's organised a rotatin' guard. Later on there'll be militia trainin' and calisthenics and things to keep the rest o' us in shape. For now, it's just six guards: Squadron Leader, Jitters, Skink-Killer, McClay, an' Bowie. That mason Bowie, by the by, is trainin' a wolf to hunt, to “give 'im an edge”. Bleedin' 'ell.

Wha's that? That's only five guards, not six? Well, yur right there.
They say that Stool's joined th' guard, but I reckon it's more jus' to get him out of us hard-workin' dwarves' hair. Bleedin' ponce, swannin' around in 'is fancy clothes, insultin' my singin', scowlin' at me 'armless spittin'. The other day he tol' me my vocabulary ain't enough to string together a dirty limerick, let alone an epic poem! Bloody 'eck, what cheek. I know hundreds of dirty limericks.
Never 'eard of an epic poem, though. The sod prob'ly made it up.
Well, here's hopin' Stool dies in trainin'. But if he comes back to bleedin' haunt us, I'll have to move my ghost-butcherin' esperikiments for'ard fast.
Oi there. I'm Karakzon, me, and me twin passions be butcherin' things and singin' things. In me youth I was a spry young whippet and I didn't mind the sunlight, so they used to send me out gatherin' plants. Later me excellent eyes an' nimble fingers made me the perfect fellow for gem-settin'. Since then, I've gathered tales instead of plants, and set words to rhyme instead of gems to stone.

16 Sandstone 202
Anyway, this book here I'm keepin' for accountin' for all the animals that need slaughterin' in Rockfalls.
By my reckonin' we've got too many poultry, and not enough cattlebeasts. The powers that be were worried that grazin' livestock wouldn't hold up too well inside all the time, but turns out we've plenty of feed available. Ah well.
So: we have a breeding pair each of peafowl, ducks, geese (and a gosling), guinea fowl, turkeys. Only one pair o' chickens, too! Bleedin' shame, I love me some chickens, and there ain't many yet. Goden won't let me axe any of the birds, but there's a dozen hounds and a half dozen puppies, so we've got dogs to spare. Three cats and two kittens, too – an ill omen in me personal reckonin'.
Someone's pet ewe is hangin' around, but I won't be able to butcher that ol' girl until I find out who owns her and work out a cunnin' plan.
Oh, and one ghost. I 'ear it's the felluh who got himself burned to a crisp buryin' this place in magma. He don't seem able to speak. His corpse is kickin' around too, somewhere. I wonder if ya can butcher a ghost? What if I take a cleaver to the body, will that dismember the bleedin' spook at the same time?
20 Sandstone 202
McClay the Potter is now an adequate glassmaker. The fortress is gonna be relyin' on glass a bit, I imagine. We've got an un-bloody-believable amount o' stone stockpiled, but it's handed out grudgingly. Babes' beards, I can't believe we'll run out o' rock in a decade o' decaden' decoratin', but orders are orders. The sand 'neath our feet seems damn near infinite.
Once we've got some decent fungiwood growin' we'll have ash, too, for clear and better glass. I wonder if you can make glass so clear, it's invisible? Would that sorta glass be able to cut a ghost? We'll have to see.
24 Sandstone 202
I was tryin' to work out exactly who I had to get the nod from to start cuttin' things up. Bleedin' 'eck, it turns out it's Forumite's job to sort it out. She's a bloody recluse is what she is – dabbled in threshing once, didn't like it, and basically lives in a little world of 'er own. And she got her mitts on the manager's job!
Actually, it turns out it's a good thing. Goden got stung by bee and had to be carried off to 'is room when 'is foot swelled up. Babes' bloodied beards, what a wuss.

I figger the bees are goin' wild since our first wild-growing crops have sprouted.
28 Sandstone 202
Squadron Leader's organised a rotatin' guard. Later on there'll be militia trainin' and calisthenics and things to keep the rest o' us in shape. For now, it's just six guards: Squadron Leader, Jitters, Skink-Killer, McClay, an' Bowie. That mason Bowie, by the by, is trainin' a wolf to hunt, to “give 'im an edge”. Bleedin' 'ell.

Wha's that? That's only five guards, not six? Well, yur right there.
They say that Stool's joined th' guard, but I reckon it's more jus' to get him out of us hard-workin' dwarves' hair. Bleedin' ponce, swannin' around in 'is fancy clothes, insultin' my singin', scowlin' at me 'armless spittin'. The other day he tol' me my vocabulary ain't enough to string together a dirty limerick, let alone an epic poem! Bloody 'eck, what cheek. I know hundreds of dirty limericks.
Never 'eard of an epic poem, though. The sod prob'ly made it up.
Well, here's hopin' Stool dies in trainin'. But if he comes back to bleedin' haunt us, I'll have to move my ghost-butcherin' esperikiments for'ard fast.









