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This ere's th' bloody Songbook of Karakzon the Butcherin' Bard, innit?

Oi there. I'm Karakzon, me, and me twin passions be butcherin' things and singin' things. In me youth I was a spry young whippet and I didn't mind the sunlight, so they used to send me out gatherin' plants. Later me excellent eyes an' nimble fingers made me the perfect fellow for gem-settin'. Since then, I've gathered tales instead of plants, and set words to rhyme instead of gems to stone.



16 Sandstone 202

Anyway, this book here I'm keepin' for accountin' for all the animals that need slaughterin' in Rockfalls.

By my reckonin' we've got too many poultry, and not enough cattlebeasts. The powers that be were worried that grazin' livestock wouldn't hold up too well inside all the time, but turns out we've plenty of feed available. Ah well.

So: we have a breeding pair each of peafowl, ducks, geese (and a gosling), guinea fowl, turkeys. Only one pair o' chickens, too! Bleedin' shame, I love me some chickens, and there ain't many yet. Goden won't let me axe any of the birds, but there's a dozen hounds and a half dozen puppies, so we've got dogs to spare. Three cats and two kittens, too – an ill omen in me personal reckonin'.

Someone's pet ewe is hangin' around, but I won't be able to butcher that ol' girl until I find out who owns her and work out a cunnin' plan.

Oh, and one ghost. I 'ear it's the felluh who got himself burned to a crisp buryin' this place in magma. He don't seem able to speak. His corpse is kickin' around too, somewhere. I wonder if ya can butcher a ghost? What if I take a cleaver to the body, will that dismember the bleedin' spook at the same time?

20 Sandstone 202

McClay the Potter is now an adequate glassmaker. The fortress is gonna be relyin' on glass a bit, I imagine. We've got an un-bloody-believable amount o' stone stockpiled, but it's handed out grudgingly. Babes' beards, I can't believe we'll run out o' rock in a decade o' decaden' decoratin', but orders are orders. The sand 'neath our feet seems damn near infinite.

Once we've got some decent fungiwood growin' we'll have ash, too, for clear and better glass. I wonder if you can make glass so clear, it's invisible? Would that sorta glass be able to cut a ghost? We'll have to see.

24 Sandstone 202

I was tryin' to work out exactly who I had to get the nod from to start cuttin' things up. Bleedin' 'eck, it turns out it's Forumite's job to sort it out. She's a bloody recluse is what she is – dabbled in threshing once, didn't like it, and basically lives in a little world of 'er own. And she got her mitts on the manager's job!

Actually, it turns out it's a good thing. Goden got stung by bee and had to be carried off to 'is room when 'is foot swelled up. Babes' bloodied beards, what a wuss.



I figger the bees are goin' wild since our first wild-growing crops have sprouted.

28 Sandstone 202

Squadron Leader's organised a rotatin' guard. Later on there'll be militia trainin' and calisthenics and things to keep the rest o' us in shape. For now, it's just six guards: Squadron Leader, Jitters, Skink-Killer, McClay, an' Bowie. That mason Bowie, by the by, is trainin' a wolf to hunt, to “give 'im an edge”. Bleedin' 'ell.



Wha's that? That's only five guards, not six? Well, yur right there.

They say that Stool's joined th' guard, but I reckon it's more jus' to get him out of us hard-workin' dwarves' hair. Bleedin' ponce, swannin' around in 'is fancy clothes, insultin' my singin', scowlin' at me 'armless spittin'. The other day he tol' me my vocabulary ain't enough to string together a dirty limerick, let alone an epic poem! Bloody 'eck, what cheek. I know hundreds of dirty limericks.

Never 'eard of an epic poem, though. The sod prob'ly made it up.

Well, here's hopin' Stool dies in trainin'. But if he comes back to bleedin' haunt us, I'll have to move my ghost-butcherin' esperikiments for'ard fast.

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Diary of an unnamed migrant, 12 Sandstone 202

The goblins have overrun our town. My brother and I arrived at the new Hamlet Rockfalls after a long struggle eastward, the last living of a dozen refugees. We were fortunate to have heard of the new fortress being constructed. We thought we might wait for a caravan there, or even settle. It was our only hope.

When we arrived, we found nothing but a lake of fire.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Draw your adventures
« on: April 09, 2011, 06:21:26 pm »
It's a beautiful symbiosis.

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Well, I for one think the new towns are fantastic, even as they stand.

Also, those people who compared the first set of pictures to Ankh-Morpork must regret not waiting to see these!

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DF Announcements / Re: Dwarf Fortress 0.31.25 Released
« on: April 07, 2011, 08:14:28 pm »
I am not sure if its still true but iirc. "cliffs" got turned of/ toned down a year or so as the roads where introduced. This made this kind of place rather rare.

You can still get epic cliffs by turning off erosion or changing the cycle.

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Journal of Kisame the Herbalist-Armourer, 25 Limestone

It is the two-week anniversary of our being ensconced in the Hamlet of Rockfalls without the second half of our supplies shipments. Against all prior probabilities, we are still alive. In fact, we are doing fairly well.

I believe I'm qualified to say that, by the way. Because I'm compassionate and try to lead a well-organised life, I do check up on everyone around me quite regularly. I also have a good feel of social relationships. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that they intrigue me!

The power structure in place here is quite fascinating. First, let me tell you about Squadron Leader, that sixty-eight year old, mining, fighting woman so dear to my own heart. She is quite formidable, of course, having built most of this fortress, and killing a crundle and a goblin scout in the process.

Squadron Leader – the name she was given at birth, incidentally – has long, double-braided copper hair, and bulges with muscles – she is a talented engraver, adept mason and, surprisingly perhaps, a proficient grower. Yes, she has quite an affinity for the peaceful art of farming. And, of course, her mining prowess is the stuff of legends. She likes digging magnetite and platinum, and loves leopard skin – although I don't believe we don't have any in the fortress, so I won't be seeing leopard print underwear on her any time soon.

She likes geese, too – for their formation flying, of course. She'll eat flounder, and tells me how she used to catch them with her toes, lacking the beard of a typical fisherdward. On the other hand, she hates oysters, which are almost impossible to pry off rocks with just the toes.

My dear Squadron Leader also has great focus and an iron will, and superb intuition, patience and memory. Her high kinesthetic and spatial senses, and skill with languages, can make her fairly intimidating. Indeed, she may come off as overconfident or even arrogant at times. But she's completely incapable of telling a lie, which is psychologically interesting.

A number of dwarves have applied to train as guards under her. There has been no official announcement that she in charge of the military, so this is a power structure purely derived from appearances!

Leaving aside the motherly and nature-loving (yet strangely dark) Surrey for the moment, there is probably only one other dwarf here who inspires as much fear and respect as Squadron Leader. That is, of course, Flintus the Tenth. Objectively, he is an interesting case study. Subjectively, he scares the hell out of me.



I feel sorry for Forumite, the younger golden-haired dwarf he recently married. I can only imagine how that proposal would have gone.



Seriously, though. Already something of a recluse, Forumite has withdrawn more and more, becoming aloof and cold, since the marriage. My offers to talk have been rejected, so I will simply keep an eye on her from a distance.

Then there is the third power player, Goden, our expedition leader and manager. He's... doing his best, I suppose. I found some ...plans... of his at his desk when I went to talk to him.

They are large blueprints, so I have folded them up here:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

It gets worse. Under the plans were the following lists:

Married
1. Squadron Leader x Kisame
2. Skink-Killer x Goden
3. Jitters x Yarf
4. Flintus x Forumite
5. Oassis [widowed] – children: Unib, Tekkud
6. Rance x Bowie

Spare Females
1. McClay [helpful, extremely friendly, friendly with all the males except Karakzon.]
2. Stiric [non-sociable, near-friendless and lazy – major incompatibility issues. Possible match for Valrandir? Only as long as they're not allowed to have children.]
3. Billy Bob [feels a sense of belonging with cows. Always happy but avoids crowds. Possibly mentally damaged?]
4. Surray [swings between extremely pleasant and bewilderingly terrifying. Stool may be the only one brave enough to consider her.]

Spare Males
1. Dariush [slightly deaf, slightly blind, slightly senile – good match for Billy Bob?]
2. Valrandir [nervous yet relaxed. Trust issues. Likes purple ballista arrows, gutter cruor and platypus. Possibly issues in general.]
3. Stool [grudge against Karakzon. Adventurous and accomplished, but more concerned with clothing than other people. Possible swings an axe for the other team?]
4. Karakzon [grudge against Stool. Skinny, chipper, absolutely no respect. Spits and leers. Possible match for Billy Bob.]

I think it's not so much a case of him going mad with power as being completely unable to lead, and thus overcompensating.



When I eventually found him, muttering about “unregulated hauntings”, I told him perhaps we could just add a few more beds alongside the first row of bedrooms, instead of forcing pairings.

He looked at me like I was crazy. But at least he took on board my suggestions that he share out all the duties he was handling.


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DF Announcements / Re: Dwarf Fortress 0.31.25 Released
« on: April 06, 2011, 05:58:19 am »
In my very first .25 embark, a honey badger drowned my broker. Since then I have respected badgers enough to keep them away from my livestock.

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pick a city center
grow outwards until the city is attacked in world gen
encase it in a wall
continue to grow outward.

Excellent idea, but world gen varies enough that different rates of wall-building to different rates of attack would have to be buffered a bit.
To prevent things like

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Excellent, we have quorum.

And the first beardling to pop out will be Tuna.

I'm still sorting out basic things like habitation. After that will come job assignments, military and pets.

I just noticed we have 120 units of crundle fat from when the starting seven breached the caverns too early. Food may not be an issue for some time.

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Cook's Log [by me, Yarf], 21 Limestone

Hey-o, today has seen us clearing away all the chunks of obsidian and dolomite from inside the fortress, so we can set up workshops and bedrooms.

I'm no hauler, but you don't see me complaining. The sooner the boring bits are done, the sooner I can set to provisioning this place. So I get my hands mucky with wambler corpses and rubble. So what? It's not like-

Oh god oh god

That loner Billy Bob has me backed into a corner at the trash heap, she's not right in the head, what do I do - I think she's ...trying to flirt with me?

Oh god oh god what do I do

There's no way out and she's toying with her hair oh god

Wait - there's Jitters behind her, waiting to drop off a lump of stone!

Looks like there's only one way out of this.



...Luckily Goden had all the registry paperwork ready right there.

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Billy Bob the Jeweller's Diary, 18 Limestone

Dear diary,

I really wasn't expecting Rockfalls to be this ...small. When you're in the habit of avoiding crowds, it's quite distressing. I became a jeweller so I could work with jelly opal, and there's none of that here. Nor are there any cows or turtles to calm me down with their haunting moos or delicious taste respectively. And I don't think we're likely to be getting any dragon bone to work with (my second-favourite material after opal. Dragon bone... it's so smooth and warm!)

On the other hand, I've made seven new friends, which is more than I've had before! Even if one is a child, and another is Squadron Leader, who just barks orders at everyone. Bowie was even kind enough to do a picture of me, see?



It's not very flattering, but I'm sure he tried his best.

Oh, and some of those seven new friends are boys! I'm amazed at myself! Of course, Yarf is already seeing someone, but Karakzon is quite a hunk, and a youthful fifty-five. Even if he is a bit, you know. Crude. He likes his beer, bread and spitting, but Surray says there's a bit of diamond in every lump of coal.

Speaking of which, more good news - a joyous shout just went up, on the middle floor. That was Surray's voice.

I know Surray quite well, now. We're both gentle, intuitive people. But she's so much better with relationships and things than me! And twenty-five years older, too. She reminds me a lot of my poor old white-haired mother, back at the mountainhomes. And I don't think she minds getting to act like a mother hen!

Ah, Surray, let's see what you've done, you lovely dear. Always on about the little lambs and the flowers and the joys of squeezing fruit and pressing pods between your bare hands. What's that you've created, my nature-loving friend? A masterwork leather tea cosy with a pattern of grapes? A legendary cummerbund inlaid with leather snowflakes?




Oh.


Oh okay.

Um, she tells me that she wasn't sure on the name. She changed it at the last moment from "Gangtattoo the Rape of Ravens".

I'll ...go... write that down... shall I, huh, Surray?

Well, I'm happy for her. All that work certainly has increased her skills.



But I'm not sure I want her to mother me any more.


...Or tend my wounds.


...God I hope that really is buzzard leather she used.

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Quote from: ToadyOne
These are all cities of the maximum size
I doubt navigation will really be a problem most of the time.

Quote from: ToadyOne
The buildings often enclose yards where several families will keep their pigs and other beasts and birds.
So. Cool.

I note every city has exactly four cardinal gates, but presumably 'cleaning up' will change that too. All I can really wish for is the old days of embarking on other people's settlements. My mind is buzzing with plans for blocking the gates and flooding a whole city...

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Funniest Names
« on: April 05, 2011, 12:54:30 am »
Human male adventurer named Subi 'Breachedtummies'.
He was born by caesarian.

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dorf 1 baby/child as Tuna :)
I can give you the last dwarf, a stonecrafter/glazer, or you can wait for the first new birth.

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The fort only has one grazing animal, and the lower area has underground grass growing on flooded rock, so there's no problem.

Interestingly, though, tiles on the central soil level are marked as 'light' and 'above ground' but 'inside'. They let me do aboveground farming on them, so that's suggestive that grass will regrow there. Especially considering the whole map started off as a desert, and grass only started growing anywhere after I cut into the first soil layer.

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