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I'll take the dwarf Mosus Nishkadrost (or whateve the hell he's called).
New Name: GlassInMyEyeGuy (can be called Glass)
Profession: Marksdwarf (maybe with a little sword training on the side?)
Bio: A man with a mysterious past, know only by dead people and a tree he was feeling sociable towards- but even that wasn't left unscathed! He's normally calm and collected, up until the point where he has you pinned to the ground whilst strangling you with you own intestines. Has overwhemingly sociopathic tendencies, but always has an eye out for a job in the Fortress Guard. Watch out though, as he always aspires to climb the chain of command- by any means.
Fun Fact: He once killed a hammerer while he was drunk (whether I'm referring to Glass or the hammerer is for me to know and you to guess). This was met with a standing ovation by all those in the immediate area.

I call first migrant!

Name: Glass
Gender: Male
Profession: Siege Operator, Siege Engineer and Mechanic. NO MENIAL LABOR!
Title: Resident Madman
Fun Facts: Secretly killed a hammerer when he was drunk (whether I'm referring to the hammerer or Glass, you can decide). Everyone knows, but if anything they commend him.

It's time for another 336-dice roll
*rolls 336 dice*

SUCCESS!
I take control of all of the carp in the river, and turn them into... CARP DEMONS!!! (yeah, more demons, watcha gonna do?)
However, to prevent confusion with other people's miscellaneous stuff, I'll change the c's into C's
███████*██**█▓.`,,p',.;,'..'`...`'~C~C~."...",
██████████****▓!.,'.,,.'&."..`,"M~C~C~,.`.,.,,
██████████****█▓,.,,,','...,`..F~~~C~.,..'.."'
███████▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓.;..,.'.'.,.',.".&CC~C,E,.'',"
▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓C.k.,...,.'',.'','..`'!~~C~C'.',."..,
▓.▓..▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓.,','..,','"...,"~C~C,..",."',.
▓▓▓.▓'▓..▓▓▓▓▓▓..'',,'..,'','.☺D','~~C~~,&E',.
▓','...'.▓▓###,,''.','..''.,,.',.'~~C~~'E'".,,
▓.▓▓▓▓.'#####,.,f'.,'',..,,.',''&'~C~C~..',"'.
▓..'▓▓▓'.▓▓▓k,''..,',.'☺,',&☺,,☺',~C~C~.',".,.
▓.,.,▓..'▓▓▓▓,''.','..''.,,.',.,.',~C~C~.',"..
▓..▓▓.,.▓▓▓...,.,'',`,..'.'.'.,`.',~C~C~.'"..'
▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓.,.,'..`.,,.`'',,'...'`..~~~~~.".'.,
The carp demons rip apart every being stupid enough to be right next to them, excluding their fellow demons.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
(edit)
You know, no one has posted anything in the last few days... I can retract the whole "carp demon" thing if I'm killing this thing like a homicidal parent with a pillow.
Just so everyone knows.

I've decided to not use my freaking cheap-ass made-up ruleset the advantage given to me by the Applegears rulebook, instead goin for a normal dice roll.
*rolls dice*
One of the demons punts the elf into the chasm while the others use the now hardened plump roasts to dig towards ye gold.

███*██**█▓.`,,p',..'..'`...`'~c~c~."..'.",
██████****▓!.,'.,,.',."..`,"`~c~c~,.`.,.,,
██████****█▓,.,,,','...,`..F~~~c~.,..'.."'
████▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓.;..,.'.'.,.',.".~cc~c,,.'',E"
████▓C.k.,...,.'',.'','..`',f~c~c~.',."..,
████▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓.,','..,','"...,"~c~c~.E",E"',
▓'▓▓███▓▓▓▓..'',,'..,'','.☺D','~~c~~,.E'E.
&&.▓▓▓▓▓###,,''.','..''.,,.',.'~~c~~'.'".E
&&.&,#####,.,f'.,'',..,,.','','~c~c~..',"'
&&&▓▓▓▓▓▓k,''..,',.'.,','.,,.',~c~c~.',".,
However, due to poor micromanagement, only one can dig at any given time.

Add: Glass: Swordsman, Sociopathic maniac.
He always aspires to become head of the military... and, if necessary, remove the head of the military to do so.
He will kill you in your sleep if you do anything wrong.
FUN! with two N's. FUNN!

You seem to have placed a barrel instead of a plump helmet roast pile, apart from that: niecht.

What you can quote me on is that there are 5 updates left untill Nilarzes is put into cryostasis.

My god! CRYOSTASIS! And it will awaken in... THE WORLD OF TOMORROW!

Crap.

Journal of GlassInMyEyeGuy:

War is brewing in Lanternwebs. The Warden might not have announced it, but everyone knows about it. There has to be more information. There's something big going on here. VERY BIG. We're all part of it, and either the Warden doesn't want us to know about it or the Warden is the perpetrator himself. I'm going to his office again. If he's not there, I'll see if I can find some information. If he's there... we'll negotiate.

(No, Glass doesn't intend to kill the Warden, or even harm him physically. I, personally, wish there to be a heated little argument. Glass can get quite frightening during heated arguments. The ball is in play, Warden. The ball is in play.)