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Project 'Phoenix' is unrelated to Nilarzes.


Spoiler: Hint #1 (click to show/hide)

OoooOoooOoooh

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Journal of GlassInMyEyeGuy:

... The impertinance! With all the time I've spent in the guard, they promote my wife? She's still lugging around KILLKILL a baby!

Time to AXESLASHDOOMDEATH unveil a few secrets... Maybe this "Project Phoenix" alluded to in the Warden's papers might be of interest... Perhaps, if it's purpose is discovered, I can use it to my advantage. It's time for my rounds through the cellblocks... maybe I can find out more in the Warden's office. The man seemed to be straightforward, but his deceitful nature is beginning to anger me. Rashvir's disappearance... Project Poenix... where does it lead? WHAT IS THE NEXT STEP?

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Journal of GlassInMyEyeGuy

It appears that Rashvir, our Captain of the Guard, has snuck out of the fortress. Whether or not the Warden is aware of this is unknown. It upsets me, however, that no notable person has risen to take his place. I rather fancy that I could fill his downtrodden shoes quite well.

One other question: Why didn't the Warden tell the populace of the brewing war!!?

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Journal of GlassInMyEyeGuy:

The Warden decided to do some renovating to the area. I am mildly concussed. As much as I admire the man, I see a lapse in judgement where he decided to allow a large portion of the clif to fall on the fort's endtrance...

God my freaking head hurts.

(Yeah, I know Glass probably wasn't injured, but its all in good fun.)

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Journal of GlassInMyEyeGuy
(The page is smeared with blood, as if someone wiped his bloodsoaked hands on it)

I feel much better now. As I was escorting a new mental incompetent to his chambers, one of the other crazed fiends attempted to grab me through his bars.

Needless to say, he'll live. Will he live well? Probably not.

I was wandering through a small corridor when I noticed the entrance to the Warden's bureau was open. Unable to resist my insatiable curiosity, I examined his desk's contents. It appears we are striking back at the trolls. I, personally, would love to gut another one. It is more fun than one would expect.

I am beginning to become agitated with the dullard who calls himself "Rashvir". Someone ME should cut him down to size, the pompous braggart. My wife is fine. She dropped the baby. It's probably fine.

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GlassInMyEyeGuy:

I am now in the guard. I see good prospects for advancement in the chain of command. I hope no one will blame me if some MURDER sparring accidents occur. *insert maniacal laughter*

I wish my neighbors DEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATH would stop hitting the wall.

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GlassInMyEyeGuy's journal:

Quite imponderable. They gave me a nickname, "Classy Glassy". MURDER, I will have to find a way around such foolish things, but at least I'm on treck to guarding BLOOD some of those GORE mentally incompetent ingrates in what these DISEMBOWELMENT idiots in charge of this place call an asylum. I quite enjoy the concept of using my sword THE HAMMERER WAS AN ACCIDENT again. Though some of these pompous buffoons twiddle my nerves STRANGLE a little. I'm sure we can ENTRAILS work out our differences in some DECAPITATE peaceful manner. I still find myself slightly disturbed at the fact that I'll be guarding KILLKILLKILL madmen. My wife is fine.

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Oh yeah, and his weapon of choice is the obsidian sword

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Whoops, I meant 1870s upperclassman.

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Requesting GlassInMyEyeGuy, a sociopathic murderer who always acts calmly and formally (somtehing like a 1980s upperclassman) up until the point where he cuts your leg off, disembowels you, then strangles you with your own small intestine. He is a guard.

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DF General Discussion / Re: Something super cool...
« on: May 18, 2009, 03:31:07 pm »
Touché.

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DF General Discussion / Something super cool...
« on: May 18, 2009, 03:22:04 pm »
Am I the only one who thinks that Dwarf Fortress should be gicen graphics like this?
http://tower.sourceforge.net/barbarian.jpg

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