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General Discussion / Re: [>゜))))彡] [>゜))))彡]The fish has been doubled! (Happy Thread)
« on: January 16, 2012, 03:08:11 am »
ahahahahahahah

ahahahahaha

aha ahahhahahaha, I've had the best night tonight!

My roomate passed out in the shower, shitfaced, and someone called the cops on him! He's so busted!
ahahahaha!

I hate my scum-of-the-earth roomate! I love tonight! hahahahahahaha

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General Discussion / Re: MSPA Homestuck: Majorly Ostensible Carrot Katastrophe
« on: January 15, 2012, 08:45:10 pm »
Dirk? really? aww. so many passed up dick jokes.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: January 15, 2012, 01:30:40 am »
considering the fact that you'd probably have to willingly be in a same-sex stripclub to notice, it'd probably be one of the most delightful. Everyone is their own type.

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Other Games / Re: [Minecraft] Nations at War: NOW TAKING APPS
« on: January 14, 2012, 08:19:56 pm »
I just talked to cyster, it should open up for you in a second.

EDIT: Tell me when you're done

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Other Games / Re: [Minecraft] Nations at War: NOW TAKING APPS
« on: January 14, 2012, 08:15:17 pm »
now you need to create an account and get your token registered so you can place blocks and whatnot.

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General Discussion / Re: [>゜))))彡] [>゜))))彡]The fish has been doubled! (Happy Thread)
« on: January 14, 2012, 08:13:45 pm »
Hoh yes water pressure in the dorm's shower heads how I have missed you. Hopefully this will keep up.

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General Discussion / Re: The really, REALLY stupid thread : Monkeys don't use ice cream.
« on: January 13, 2012, 03:23:36 pm »
Mind, americaS, as in south america and centeral america. Bugs are fairly easy if you have the right netting, otherwise they're practically everywhere anyway, especially if your anywhere within 10 miles of a jungle habitat.

This is a derail, however, back to the silly stories, I'll write one of my own later if I can.

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General Discussion / Re: The really, REALLY stupid thread : Monkeys don't use ice cream.
« on: January 13, 2012, 03:09:34 pm »
When in a foreign country, don't drink the water. don't drink anything that might have water somewhere in it's recipe. don't eat anything that might have been washed with water before serving. Fruits are your friend as long as they have a thick, removeable peels and canned coca-cola is practically a sterile substance. stick to your bottled liquids and try to only eat meat that's cooked all the way.

I've been all over the americas and this is how I avoided montezuma's revenge in every city.


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Other Games / Re: [Minecraft] Nations at War: NOW TAKING APPS
« on: January 13, 2012, 03:01:43 pm »
Mine took a month. Yours should be faster comparatively.

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Other Games / Re: [Minecraft] Nations at War: NOW TAKING APPS
« on: January 13, 2012, 02:25:30 am »
I've found a source of confirmation as to what the banned players are. I goaded the sjordtim copy to teleport to me in local. I was sealed inside the vault and I checked around the area earlier. The only way he could have gotten in was by seeing me speak in chat (like an admin) and teleported inside the vault with me, like an admin.

So basically, they really are just admins playing characters, ruling out them being empire members in disguise, unless they've been given OP.

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Other Games / Re: [Minecraft] Nations at War: NOW TAKING APPS
« on: January 13, 2012, 01:37:56 am »
do that, do all of that, do it how you think it would be done best that is amazing why are we still talking start making beauty this instant.



EDIT: *AHEM*

In other news, Corruption is being all kinds of dubious. I have hints taken from online and in the IRC that Crimson may end up being involved in it.

I also haven't gotten a single word of detriment when I brought up that this was nowan's event. he's been really freaking silent about what's supposed to be going on around here, and I know he has more than a finger in this pie.

The "mysterious figure" and "professor whogivesafuck"  are either admins, former members of the Empire or Nowan, and with them, the 3 banned players, the riptide and Crimson we're looking at one hell of an acting cast.

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General Discussion / Re: MSPA Homestuck: Majorly Ostensible Carrot Katastrophe
« on: January 12, 2012, 10:11:46 pm »
I've heard better.



I have not.


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Other Games / Re: [Minecraft] Nations at War: NOW TAKING APPS
« on: January 12, 2012, 08:12:54 pm »
Quote from: Matz05 on January 12, 2012, 07:43:46 pm
So... how do I join the nation? And I could use directions from spawn to our least classified base...
All you need to do is have me invite you when I'm online. We don't have any classified bases, but our closest one to spawn is or capitol, Port Forward. From spawn, follow the road along the coastline into the setting sun.

Quote from: Shadowscales on January 12, 2012, 08:09:26 pm
So... approx how long until whitelists are available for additions?
You're mixing up your terminology like a mofo.

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General Discussion / Re: The really, REALLY stupid thread : "Asploding Styrofoam and Napalm teddybears?"
« on: January 12, 2012, 12:18:40 pm »
Quote from: GlyphGryph on January 12, 2012, 12:00:15 pm
Me, at the edge of a bay in New Zealand: "Hmm. That Island doesn't seem so far away. I can totally swim to that."

15 minutes later, I am laying on the floor of some strangers moored and unoccupied boat halfway to the island, barely able to move and waiting to get picked up by the coast guard, and the only thing I can think to myself "This poor guy is going to be so confused when he comes back, wondering why the fuck his boat his boat is covered in blood."

You can fill in the blanks, I think. I'm not really a very good swimmer.
where did the blood come from?

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General Discussion / Re: Showers.
« on: January 10, 2012, 05:12:49 pm »
Quote from: kaenneth on January 10, 2012, 05:02:56 pm
Showering too long/often can strip the natural oils from your skin, leaving it feeling 'dry'

So, quick showers, and/or long baths are the best options; a long shower or quick bath is a waste of water.
I'd like to see the supporting evidence for this. My hair is the healthiest, thickest hair I've ever seen dangle from a man's scalp and I take showers every day.

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