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General Discussion / Re: The Vague Film Thread
« on: May 03, 2010, 01:06:15 am »
Rocky is right. I have to be more vague next time.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: ATTENTION: Forum Story thread [All is explained in the Other Thread]
« on: May 03, 2010, 12:35:53 am »
Sikeludos woke up. He was sitting in a small cave, nestled near the edge of the forest. Stepping outside, he surveyed his surroundings again.
He was standing in a small clearing in the forest with a small stream leading down into a pond.
To his right he could see an odd creature drinking from the pond. It had dusty orange colored scales lining its body, a long neck leading up to a bird-like head with two, large, amber colored eyes, what appeared to be a fleshy beak, and horns starting from the back of its heads and leading forwards past its mouths before curving upwards, two long, forward facing legs with extremely wide, clawed feet, and a lanky tail falling behind it. It was about 10 feet tall and 15 feet long from head to tail. It looked up and saw him. It stood up and started to honk loudly. Sikeludos half-started to run away, but his curiosity took hold of him and he stood his ground. Seeing this, the creature reared backing and started making hissing noises instead. Four flaps on it head stood up, forming a large dish. These flaps were a vibrant shade of red, unlike the rest of its body. Inside its mouth, Sikeludos could see what must have been around 100 flat teeth, those of a vegetarian, he thought. It had no tongue.
Sikeludos determined that he was going to catch this creature. Out of his hood, he pulled a long rope with two weights on either side. He spun it around several times, then threw it at the legs of the creature which was now turning to flee. The rope was entangled with the creature's legs, tripping it when it started to run. Sikeludos quickly brought out a sack and jumped onto the creature, pulling the sack over its head and tying shut the opening. It took a quarter of an hour for the creature to finally stop thrashing. He stepped forward and took the sack off of its head. When it saw him, it started to hiss again, ignoring any attempts he made to sooth it. He sighed wearily and took out a rope, fastening it over the creature's head. "I will call you... Veshbungek," he said. With that, he walked, followed by the quite obviously angry creature, to the western desert.
He was standing in a small clearing in the forest with a small stream leading down into a pond.
To his right he could see an odd creature drinking from the pond. It had dusty orange colored scales lining its body, a long neck leading up to a bird-like head with two, large, amber colored eyes, what appeared to be a fleshy beak, and horns starting from the back of its heads and leading forwards past its mouths before curving upwards, two long, forward facing legs with extremely wide, clawed feet, and a lanky tail falling behind it. It was about 10 feet tall and 15 feet long from head to tail. It looked up and saw him. It stood up and started to honk loudly. Sikeludos half-started to run away, but his curiosity took hold of him and he stood his ground. Seeing this, the creature reared backing and started making hissing noises instead. Four flaps on it head stood up, forming a large dish. These flaps were a vibrant shade of red, unlike the rest of its body. Inside its mouth, Sikeludos could see what must have been around 100 flat teeth, those of a vegetarian, he thought. It had no tongue.
Sikeludos determined that he was going to catch this creature. Out of his hood, he pulled a long rope with two weights on either side. He spun it around several times, then threw it at the legs of the creature which was now turning to flee. The rope was entangled with the creature's legs, tripping it when it started to run. Sikeludos quickly brought out a sack and jumped onto the creature, pulling the sack over its head and tying shut the opening. It took a quarter of an hour for the creature to finally stop thrashing. He stepped forward and took the sack off of its head. When it saw him, it started to hiss again, ignoring any attempts he made to sooth it. He sighed wearily and took out a rope, fastening it over the creature's head. "I will call you... Veshbungek," he said. With that, he walked, followed by the quite obviously angry creature, to the western desert.
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General Discussion / Re: The Vague Film Thread
« on: May 02, 2010, 11:23:13 pm »Italian man jogs to awesome music and is paid to punch people.
That's probably way too easy.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« on: May 02, 2010, 11:17:57 pm »
Ale. So definitely Ale. Seriously, if I met these in my fort, the only one I would think of sparing would be Ale.
But then again, it sounds like incredible hilarity will be had with Ima. Like Ma-ti being thrust into the world of DF. I think I'm sticking with Ale though.
But then again, it sounds like incredible hilarity will be had with Ima. Like Ma-ti being thrust into the world of DF. I think I'm sticking with Ale though.
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you HAPPY today thread. Mew! :3
« on: May 01, 2010, 12:55:46 pm »I'm going to the Renaissance Fair!Go as a bard.
Man lutes are too hard.
Go as a short, burly man with a large beard.
WAIT WAIT WAIT, Borgle? That Borgle? Physical manifestation of Borgle?
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General Discussion / Re: The Vague Film Thread
« on: May 01, 2010, 11:08:23 am »
Okay, okay, how about:
A man with special powers leads two other men illegally into a place where their hopes may come true.
Get this, you're awesome.
A man with special powers leads two other men illegally into a place where their hopes may come true.
Get this, you're awesome.
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Life Advice / Re: Anesthesia fears
« on: May 01, 2010, 10:10:25 am »
That sounds like a pretty horrible injury, mate.
I have a horrible fear of... mirrors. More precisely, mirrors at night while I'm alone.
I have a horrible fear of... mirrors. More precisely, mirrors at night while I'm alone.
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General Discussion / Re: In Finland we are bath and sauna with cats
« on: May 01, 2010, 04:00:26 am »
This is one of, if not the, dorfiest man Youtube videos I have ever seen.
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General Discussion / Re: Where you in the D&D moral alignment?
« on: April 30, 2010, 08:57:27 pm »
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General Discussion / Re: The Vague Film Thread
« on: April 30, 2010, 07:05:49 pm »A man leads two other men illegally into a place where their hopes may come true.
Treasure of the Sierra Madre? I haven't actually seen that one, but it seems to fit.
A man leads two other men illegally into a place where their hopes may come true.
That one could also be O, Brother, Where Art Thou?
I'm guessing it isn't.
Nope.
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General Discussion / Re: The Vague Film Thread
« on: April 30, 2010, 06:45:06 pm »
A man leads two other men illegally into a place where their hopes may come true.
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you HAPPY today thread. Mew! :3
« on: April 26, 2010, 02:23:27 am »
Why...
Why did you click it.
Why did you click it.
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you HAPPY today thread. Mew! :3
« on: April 26, 2010, 01:41:35 am »
Oh yeah, I've also got a ~foot long sword. It looks like a tiny scimitar thing.
Totally dull though.
Totally dull though.
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General Discussion / Re: Where you in the D&D moral alignment?
« on: April 26, 2010, 01:37:55 am »
Chaotic neutral. Very chaotic neutral.
I put the chaotic in neutral.
I put the chaotic in neutral.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« on: April 26, 2010, 01:02:58 am »
>Run away from the man who seems to have kidnapped you. Break his manhood and scream loudly if he catches you (Just like mama told you! Or aunt told Cuddley).