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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Catsplosions and You: Why elves hate progress.
« on: July 11, 2009, 12:20:06 pm »
Shouldn't this be in general discussion or dwarf mode?
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I have one... Although it's not from any projectiles, it sure was lucky. I was fighting HFS in an old fortress on my legendary adventurer. However I have replaced the HFS with humans to avoid spoilers. It was epic, and I was laughing for a few minutes at it.
You hack at the Guard's head with your adamantine shortsword!
The head flies off in a bloody arc!
The Guard has been struck down.
The Farmer misses you!
You counterstrike!
You hack at the The Farmer's head with your adamantine shortsword!
The head flies off in a bloody arc!
The Farmer is struck down.
The Child misses you!
You counterstrike!
You hack at the Child's head with your adamantine shortsword!
The head flies off in a bloody arc!
Child is struck down.

Dog market.
Also can I have a dwarf
Name: Rashilul
Profession: preferably military
Personality: Rashilul tends to be cold, and does not talk allot. His face always in a calm frown.
Granted. The last 200 episodes are about bigger and badder explosions with no myths to bust because they ran out of idea. The last episode is where they test the myth of whether it's possible to defuse a nuclear bomb by cutting the red wire.
I wish I didn't fail any exams last semester