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I need a way to both practice my mad crossbow skills and be helpful to the team at the same time.  If it fails, I assure you, I will give you the choice of me saying "Seemed like a good idea at the time." or "I was drunk, officer!"

Crossbow bolts are designed to be very aerodynamic; that is, they don't displace very much air at all.

You'd have better luck putting him out by beating him with the crossbow.

My internet connection is powered by the souls of the children I devour.

Sigged for justice.

Knave not having logged on in a week could make roleplaying with Natus kinda difficult.

not sure exactly what has gone on for awhile, but I'm back from Vaca!! I'll... hmmm... go rob NASA!

Am I the only one who thinks that a fight between a lighter fluid sweating super-terrorist and a kung-fu astronaut would be ridiculously awesome?

_{get online and post rolls, Realmfighter}

Satae smiled wryly. "Oh, just existential curiosity.

So, if there's little you can tell me from all this," she gave a sweeping gesture to the near-infinite rows of bookshelves, "Do you perhaps know where or from whom I might learn more?

Now might be a good time to go and loot the rest of those tents... 

(i'll retro-edit earlier posts for rp crap at some point)

(honestly)

(maybe)

You're annoying the person you want to update a thread you like.

Hmm.

"Indeed... Very well, Illiath; consider your task fulfilled."

The goddess took two steps back and seemed to explode into a cloud of black smoke, which quickly dissipated, leaving only the desolate landscape of the asteroid behind.

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The mad dwarf suddenly stopped it's crazed charge down the corridors of The Library as a stronger force asserted it's control, jerking it's legs from under it like a puppet on strings and sending it stumbling. Elzeru swore sulphurously as he and the stolen tome were thrown off, but sighed with relief when they landed on a sheet of ice that ran down the corridor, losing little of their former momentum. He turned and saluted up to the rafters where his fellow Fey hid; she winked back at him.

Ohhh yeah. Life was good.

Even better then he expected, in fact: his heart swelled with hope as the shadows coalesced ahead, and Satae emerged from them. He'd actually pulled this off!

"Ah, Mistress! I--"

She raised a quizzical eyebrow, and he noted with mild surprise that he seemed to be falling through the floor.

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Satae scuffed her foot across the tear on space, sealing it. Whatever her minions were up to, it was a matter for another time- now, she had business to attend to.

"Servant, summon your master. I desire to speak with him, of a matter he will find of great interest." She said, hailing a passing Librarian.