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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: August 15, 2010, 12:47:47 pm »
General notice to all citizens,
There are no dwarven corpses in the entrance corridor. Repeat, there are no casualties in the glorious victory over the vile goblins. Repeat, there are no goblins just outside the raised drawbridge.
Our doctors have identified a new disease that causes such delusions. Anyone who experiences these symptoms should report to theMinistry of Love Legendary Dining Room for a talk over dinner with our brainwasher Hammerer who has been forced to volunteered his assistance.
Any objections will be heard by the very same Hammerer.
All people exiting the room are fully cured. Any who believe otherwise or have delusions of missing people is having a relapse or is a carrier and must report to said room.
Effective Immediately,
Central Administration
There are no dwarven corpses in the entrance corridor. Repeat, there are no casualties in the glorious victory over the vile goblins. Repeat, there are no goblins just outside the raised drawbridge.
Our doctors have identified a new disease that causes such delusions. Anyone who experiences these symptoms should report to the
Any objections will be heard by the very same Hammerer.
All people exiting the room are fully cured. Any who believe otherwise or have delusions of missing people is having a relapse or is a carrier and must report to said room.
Effective Immediately,
Central Administration