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Look, you all know I've got a mouth on me. I'll head to town, see what I can scare up, keep an eye out for medical supplies.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: February 15, 2012, 08:13:43 pm »
You are locked into eternal stasis as your 150 year old self, doomed to suffer dementia endlessly.

I wish Necromancers were less irritating to fight.

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No, the succubus route is too overt. I, for one, always prefer the "Mother of Monsters" tactic. Keep her looking entirely human, just enhance the internals.

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Well, patch her back together, smooth out the rough bits and keep on with the plan.

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Nigel shrugs. "As long as we can find somewhere to settle. You know I'm only along for the ride in case you all get wounded."

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Gentlemen. Time to tie ourselves to the kingdom. Marry the princess. Big ceremony, put on a human(oid) body, the works. Hopefully, the fisher king effect will kick in, tainting the land even more rapidly by tying us to the land in a symbolic manner.

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Nigel will (reluctantly) attend the meeting.

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"OI! I'll deal with whatever you want when I'm finished tending to the dead! Show some bloody respect. *muttering* Pillaging barbarians.

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Nigel is looking for anything he can use as a shovel to bury the remains.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: February 14, 2012, 02:08:27 am »
You instantly regret the wasted time as you contemplate your mortality, precious seconds whittled from your lifespan.

I wish Uwe Boll would be drawn and quartered, his last hours filled with unendurable agony.

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Time to whip out that parkour shit you've seen on you-tube. Roof-Hopping it is!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: February 13, 2012, 11:01:21 pm »
Granted. Unfortunately, Beelzebub had a devil set aside for you. I doesn't end well.

I wish these corruptions were more clever.

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Nah, we needz ta stick th' choppa on th' guitaur ta make it killy an' flash. So's we ROKK OFF FACES!

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Nigel waits near the back, keeping his knife on hand.

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I'll join.
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