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This is a masterwork Pig Tail condom.
Engraved on it is an image of Urist McFemaleSoldier and Urist McMeatShield.
Urist McFemaleSoldier is carrying the Urist McMeatShield.
All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality.

It menaces with spikes of adamantine.

Change water into booze in the raws.

Gameplay wise... abit of Dungeon Keeper, Settlers, Evil Genius and all that.

It feels like the dwarves of Arcanum: Of Steamworks & Magick Obscura and Dwarf Fortress are similar to eachother.
They are similar in the following ways:
-Every single dwarf has a beard, and in Arcanum a dwarf would sooner kill himself than remove his beard.
-Hate Elves, because where Elves in Arcanum are innately magical, all dwarves dislike magic (Every single spell costs twice as much fatigue to cast for a dwarf.), they don't exactly kill eachother... but they just simply dislike each other (Which causes fun dialogue to happen when you enter the Wheel Clan as an Elf and they act as if they would sooner kill you than let you roam about there, and when asking about the dwarven philosophy of the Stone and the Shape their current King severely doubts your ability to understand it because you're an Elf, , also, their former King apparently had an axe that did +Damage towards Elves)
-Living in fortresses built into the mountain, and what the shit the home of the Wheel Clan is confusing due to its large size.
-Dangerous mines, the Wheel Clan has cordoned off an entire mining area it used to have due to golems, golems, golems and granite rats, going down there equals death in most cases.
-All dwarves enjoy feats of engineering and building technological things.
-They also enjoy alcohol, plenty of it.
Also, the dwarven god in Arcanum can bestow a blessing of strength upon you if you sacrifice some lava rock to him.

Note that you can be a Dwarf in it as well, I just haven't tried it (Too busy being a pesky human with some fancy Electro-Platemail, a Chapeau Of Magnetic Inversion, Hand Cannon and sometimes Bronwyck's Gun)

the *throw poop at elves hahaha* is not funny anymore, if it ever was

There's a difference between 'lol throwing' and 'UNLEASH THE FLOODWAVES URIST MCNONOSE'

But seriously now, sortof-infinite semi-liquid that would utterly destroy sieges by making the attackers get depressed and insane due to dwarven waste?
It's golden.
or, well, brownish gold.. forgive me, I am incredibly tired right now

Add the [AMPHIBIOUS] and [NOBREATH] tags to humans next time you-

Wait, someone do that, then EXPLORE THE OCEAN FLOOOOOOOOOOOR.

I'd like Plump Helmet Men's entire existence to be solely the purpose of feeding dwarves.
And that they wish for a death by a dwarf tooth, as they will go to plump helmet heaven, leaving behind special plump helmet seeds that grow into new Plump Helmet Men.

... Is it even possible to grow creatures?

I made a spearman, his randomly generated name was Gel Fishnoses.

He got attacked by 5 wolves, stabbed them all in the gut then took a bloody darn long time trying to stab them to death with a bronze spear while they were vomiting.

Seriously, it's an unconscious wolf lying in a pool of its own bloody vomit and he has to stab it in the fourth left back toe, shattering the nail and accidentally getting his spear stuck in the wound.
That same wolf was earlier stabbed in the head, bruising the muscle, shattering the skull and severing a tendon in the head.
It SUFFOCATED to death ;_;
Bronze spears are hilarious.

Does chopping off all the limbs of a Shopkeeper, then gouging out her eyes and letting her BLEED TO DEATH count as epic?

If not, well... there's always the time I killed an Elven child by throwing it by the nose.
Repeatedly.