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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Incestpassions of Recluses (Community, Genesis mod 1.74)
« on: May 20, 2010, 12:35:23 am »
Ingiz's Journal: 1st Granite 1051
Who does he think he is? Deon elected himself expedition leader while we were out scavanging for supplies, and now he claims that by ancient law he can only be replaced after a sign from the gods. Isn't that why we fled? To get away from those rusted shackles of buracracy..... To find someplace that hasn't been shaped by the rigid constructions of the priesthood..... To find someplace where we can reforge our souls and find out what the gods have in store for us....... But no. More of the same petty crap we put up with at the mountain home. I'm going to grab my pick and get to work digging us out a home. Maybe by the time I get done DoomPotato and Hazey Jane will have found some plants, brewed them, and I can get drunk on something that doesn't taste of mushroom. And Deon...he will get what's coming to him.
Deon's Journal: 1st Granite 1051
We will be the first dwarves in a thousand years to commmune directly with the gods without being priests, and I, Deon am the grand architect of this plan. I'm so smart and so wise. If the other dwarves follow my exact commands, we shall be sure to succeed. They aren't too bright though, so I'll have to keep a close eye on them. Especially Hazey Jane and OmnipotentGrue. Those two are highly suspicious.
Hazey Jane's Journal: 1st Granite 1051
Someone figured it out. The note tucked under my arm while I was sleeping. I just don't know how someone figured out that I am a woman. I'd been able to keep this secret hidden since shortly after I grew my first whiskers. Maybe I should never have... But no! All of the priests of Girtol the Ferries of Tricking were men. All I have ever wanted was to learn more about and grow closer to him. I must go. I have work to do.
OmnipotentGrue's Journal: 1st Granite 1051
So hungry! Hate everyone! No time to journal. Must start fishing!
(Well not everyone, but OmnipotentGrue does have some issues.)
Therleth Thimshure's Journal: 1st Granite 1051
Why did we stop here? There isn't anything tasty around for me to kill. There are bones everywhere. Even the trees and shrubs are dead. Its creepy, downright creepy. I'm pretty sure our skilled architect got us lost. Did that bone move on its own?
DoomPotato's Journal: 1st Granite 1051
Awesome! They totally fell for it! I switched the maps around and now we are settling someplace without any plants to gather. Everyone else is going to be busy with their specialty, so I'll be able to spend some quality time with Hazey jane. If you know what I mean. Wait. No one reads this but me. At least they had better not, or I'd be in trouble. So I guess I mean quality time....if I know what I mean. And I do. And its awesome!
Argonnek's Journal: 1st Granite 1051
Oh I like to chop and chop and burn..
Wood and elves each take their turn.
There was cracking, screaming, sizzling too..
Silent now, I'll drink my brew.
Who does he think he is? Deon elected himself expedition leader while we were out scavanging for supplies, and now he claims that by ancient law he can only be replaced after a sign from the gods. Isn't that why we fled? To get away from those rusted shackles of buracracy..... To find someplace that hasn't been shaped by the rigid constructions of the priesthood..... To find someplace where we can reforge our souls and find out what the gods have in store for us....... But no. More of the same petty crap we put up with at the mountain home. I'm going to grab my pick and get to work digging us out a home. Maybe by the time I get done DoomPotato and Hazey Jane will have found some plants, brewed them, and I can get drunk on something that doesn't taste of mushroom. And Deon...he will get what's coming to him.
Deon's Journal: 1st Granite 1051
We will be the first dwarves in a thousand years to commmune directly with the gods without being priests, and I, Deon am the grand architect of this plan. I'm so smart and so wise. If the other dwarves follow my exact commands, we shall be sure to succeed. They aren't too bright though, so I'll have to keep a close eye on them. Especially Hazey Jane and OmnipotentGrue. Those two are highly suspicious.
Hazey Jane's Journal: 1st Granite 1051
Someone figured it out. The note tucked under my arm while I was sleeping. I just don't know how someone figured out that I am a woman. I'd been able to keep this secret hidden since shortly after I grew my first whiskers. Maybe I should never have... But no! All of the priests of Girtol the Ferries of Tricking were men. All I have ever wanted was to learn more about and grow closer to him. I must go. I have work to do.
OmnipotentGrue's Journal: 1st Granite 1051
So hungry! Hate everyone! No time to journal. Must start fishing!
(Well not everyone, but OmnipotentGrue does have some issues.)
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Therleth Thimshure's Journal: 1st Granite 1051
Why did we stop here? There isn't anything tasty around for me to kill. There are bones everywhere. Even the trees and shrubs are dead. Its creepy, downright creepy. I'm pretty sure our skilled architect got us lost. Did that bone move on its own?
DoomPotato's Journal: 1st Granite 1051
Awesome! They totally fell for it! I switched the maps around and now we are settling someplace without any plants to gather. Everyone else is going to be busy with their specialty, so I'll be able to spend some quality time with Hazey jane. If you know what I mean. Wait. No one reads this but me. At least they had better not, or I'd be in trouble. So I guess I mean quality time....if I know what I mean. And I do. And its awesome!
Argonnek's Journal: 1st Granite 1051
Oh I like to chop and chop and burn..
Wood and elves each take their turn.
There was cracking, screaming, sizzling too..
Silent now, I'll drink my brew.

















