too bad his heroically-earned name sounds like a dwarven STD.
Yes, too bad indeed.
My hero would have to be one "Lord GimpyPants", so named for his.... injuries. His first injury was recieved after he was going around patrol of the Trade Depot while the Lunast Dwarves traded with me. He found an ambush, then his pet cat found the other one right next to him. He single-handedly faught and killed both squads of 7-8 each with just a spear, a buckler, and some leather armor. Both his legs were mangled. He recieved his next set of injuries 5 years later, 2 months after he recovered. He was patrolling with his squad while I was sending civilians outside on a building mission. The rest of his squad was eating and the civilians found 5 ambushes of 10+ gobbos each, some even had dwarves stolen in worldgen. He faught and killed 4 of the squads (he had chain mail and an iron shield at this time though), before having his back crushed by a hammer. Just at that time my legendary maceman came and killed the rest in 2.3 seconds. His lower spine and right leg were broken. 7 years after that, a similar situation happened, he killed all 3 ambushes but both his feet broke. Things like this continued on until a... uhm.... "accident" happened to the fortress. But the moral of the story is, Lord GimpyPants was a destroyer of worlds.
