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Locking the doors won't help.  Stockpiles tend to stay in teh same spot because of lots of things in bins.  Just make all yoru bins out of worthless, yet heavy metals and you'll be fine.  Gotta use that lead somehow.

Comming from the guy who discovered Cacame, that is quite a compliment.

I tend to take narrow stuff and encrust it with green glass or pig tail as I train up some of my dwarves.  It sells for a lot, plus it counts as mine.

That isn't dwarfy enough.  Dam the river upstream from the carp.  Air drown those Armok-cursed bastards.

I propose an experiment.  For SCIENCE!

For any types of clowns, I recommend a hallway with lots of steel upright spears using bauxite mechanisms set to repeat.  In fact there is no problem that can't solve.  You can also stick some dwarves with crossbows behind some fortifications and hope for the best.

The bottom floor of the funhouse will always have some magma with engravings of sentients being burned, tortured, crying or other not nice things.  There will also be some charcoal and ash down there too.  That's the ringmaster's house.  The other three floors will have different stuff depending on the clowns living in it.

There is always the !!lignite block!! in a bin trick.  Just be very careful if you want to use any kind of fire as a defense.  You'll have to worry about !!dwarves!!