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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Yes Arena!
« on: February 15, 2017, 01:35:37 pm »
Suicide isn't allowed in Yes Arena, HugeNerd :P

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM 2! King Wynarn of Duria!
« on: February 14, 2017, 02:37:24 pm »
You send a letter to High Lord Kumotar demanding his explanation for this outrageous marriage.

521 DC, Mid-Spring

But before you can read a reply, there is a terrified member of Merchant's guild asking for audience!

"Oh, our great King, help us! The Nestel have decided to once again attack our mines and cities on the Toldya island!"

A) "This can't be! The navy will go and punish them once again!"
B) "Then buy yourselves some mercenaries and warrior slaves for protection!"
C) "Alas, we can't do anything about this at this current moment, my friend!"

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Yes Arena!
« on: February 14, 2017, 02:30:56 pm »
//All done, let's continue!

THE THIRD ARENA FIGHT BEGINS NOW!

Sir Cherko (TankKit): 20/20 Health
Bogdan (ElfCollaborator): 45/45 Health
Mondatta (Twinwolf): 20/20 Health
Rujarr (Felissan): 20/20 Health
Mordo Falgar (HugeNerdAndProudOfIt): 20/20 Health
Grunt Grunting (Sir Knight): 40/40 Health

You may post your targets!

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Quote from: Flora heals Altha
10+4 /2 = Up to 7HP healed

Quote from: Cecil vs Thericles
Hit: 109-30-28 = 51
Hit roll: 5, hit!
Damage: 18-5 = 13dmg

Thericles counterattacks!
Hit: 121-10-25 = 86
Hit roll: 11, hit!
Damage: 21-2 = 19dmg

Spoiler: HP (click to show/hide)

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM 2! King Wynarn of Duria!
« on: February 14, 2017, 02:03:58 pm »
You order taxes raised for a year.

521 AD, Spring

There is a diplomatic incident brewing in the north.

There are rumors that High Lord Kumotar, of the powerful family of Xytra, is planning to marry the daughter of the Nitanki chieftain. The Nitanki were always a thorn in the side of the northerners, raiding the valleys and burnign the farmlands and then escaping into the harsh and snow-covered mountains.

High Lord Kumotar has a rather peculiar taste in women but to marry a daughter of Durian-slaying barbarian!... obviously the court demands you do something, so you decide to...

A) Send him a letter in which you demand an explanation.
B) Do nothing, actually.
C) Send him a letter in which you forbid him to marry the barbarian girl.
D) Hire the Black Guild to have High Lord Kumotar eliminated for treason and collaboration with enemies of Duria.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Castle Emblem on Forums, IC Thread!
« on: February 14, 2017, 01:57:23 pm »
Quote from: Camille heals Myrdwyn
10+6 = Up to 16HP healed

Quote from: Myrdwyn vs Forgotten Sentry C
Hit: 99+10-3 = 106, autohit!
Damage: 9-4 = 5dmg

Forgotten Sentry counterstrikes!
Hit: 80-10-15 = 55
Hit roll: 98, miss!

Myrdwyn strikes agian!
Hit: 99+10-3 = 106, autohit!
Damage: 9-4 = 5dmg

Quote from: Camille heals Anna
10+6 = Up to 16HP healed

Spoiler: HP (click to show/hide)

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM 2! King Wynarn of Duria!
« on: February 14, 2017, 01:45:05 pm »
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nooooooooooooooooooooooo ;<;

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Even if there hasn't been a ton of progress I still want to say thanks for working on it, and you're doing a good job :3

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM 2! King Wynarn of Duria!
« on: February 14, 2017, 01:14:05 am »
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You decide to side with Papai. When the time comes to meet the two, you remind Antrac that, distance or no distance, it is the rule of the law that is important here.

Grumbingly he agrees and Lord Papai praises you before leaving.

520 AD, End of the Year

Oh look, the Advisor brings his Scrolls of Kingdom Status for you!

Happiness: 4
Population: 4
Economy: 3
Army/Navy: 6/Medium

"As you see, my Lord, we had a bit of expenses this year. May I offer the obvious choices? We could re-sell part of the infantry and oarmen to the Slaver's Guild, or we could raise taxes thorough the Kingdom."

A) "Fine, sell away some of our slaves for profits."
B) "Fine, raise the taxes amongst the people for a year."
C) "Naw, we're doin' good."

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM 2! King Wynarn of Duria!
« on: February 13, 2017, 05:22:26 pm »
You scoff at the petty demands and turn to more important things.

520 AD, Midwinter

Like nobleman disputes. These are important!

The Lord of Antrac and Lord of Papai have been arguing with each other about a strip of land at the northern coast that is rich in the red crabs, a delicacy that can fetch lots of coin in the southern cities. Antrac has the crab beach just behind his keep, but its the Papai that owns the shore in question (despite his estate lying days away from it). Naturally both want to see their hands full of tasty crabs and hands of their opponent empty.

A) Side with Lord Antrac as his house is closer to the beach.
B) Side with Lord Papai as he has the legal claim to the beach.
C) Attempt to negotiate a compromise between the two.
D) Find something more important than *this* for the King of Duria to do!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: [ISG] Ashwood Cross
« on: February 13, 2017, 04:39:11 pm »
Hey y'all. Trying to be marginally more responsible, so I'm posting a quick heads-up for ya.

I'm kinda having a bad time as of late. Nothing to worry over, but it's made it hard to put the time I need into creative side stuff like this. My heart is still in this project. Once things are better, I very much want to continue; I refuse to let this be stuck in the intro forever! I just need to take care of some life things first.

Much love all, and a sincere thank you for your patience, and continued interest in telling this dumb weird story with me.

* Haspen hugs.

Just you know, we will be waiting for continuation.

forever.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM 2! King Wynarn of Duria!
« on: February 13, 2017, 04:34:23 pm »
You decide to take Zira as your wife!

Next week you marry the girl in a standard Sahk ceremony; you kill a goat, your wife cuts its belly open, and then together, for the first time ever, you roast its innards before consuming them before the Statue of Sahk, and then everyone partakes in the grand feast of various roasted and fried and cooked meats and vegetable dishes.

Zira is the woman of natural Durian beauty; peachy skin, thick hips and large breasts. Truly a beauty one cannot complain about.

520 DC, Winter

The King of the Nestel Archipelago demands the return of Toldya island!

Toldya island is the largest and closest of the Nestel islands, just a day of sailing away from the Durian shores, and was captured by the Durian forces thirty or so years ago. Since then, the Nestel Kings oftne send trade offers, demands or just plain good ol' invasion forces in hopes of taking it back (they haven't succeeded so far).

Nestel is a very profitable island to have, with fertile meadows in the north and ore-bearing rocks in its south, and Merchant's guild currently gets lots of profits from it.

A) It's ours! Shoo away with him!
B) Make it a trade offer and I juuuust might consider it.
C) Let's make peace, not war, and give it away back to its original owners.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM 2! King Wynarn of Duria!
« on: February 13, 2017, 04:19:11 pm »
You decide to appease the oracles and pour lots of gold and silver upon the altars of Sahk.

520 AD, Mid-Autumn

You've received a marriage proposal!

A wealthy and high-ranking member of the Merchant's Guild, Tohakan Yall, is offering his eldest daughter Zira as your bride!

The Merchant's Guild is the largest of the Four Guilds of Duria, therefore such a marriage wouldn't bring you any shame at all.

A) Fine, this could potentially bring us closer with the Guild and maybe even provide some valuable connections with its members.
B) Nah, a bride form one of the Durian noble families would be much more preferable than one from a mere merchant's family.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM 2! King Wynarn of Duria!
« on: February 13, 2017, 03:49:52 pm »
You order the Admiral to take the navy and crush the pirates of Damqudian sea!

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You hear that they have not only managed to destroy the flotilla, they've captured all the pirates and had their leader, pirate Blackeye, wasted on the mast, per naval traditions of Duria pertaining treatment of major criminals. This victory will make any pirate twice before setting up shop near your shores in near future.

Justice has been done!

520 AD, Autumn

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The predictions of the oracles of Sahk have come out unfortunate! They say that while you might win a battle or two through pure luck, Sahk does not favor you but your enemies. Mayhaps there is a chance to remedy this if you show enough piety?

A) And how there is a better way to show piety than pile lavish sacrifices on the altars of Sahk!
B) Take a quick pilgrimage and pray at every Temple of Sahk in the capital; shouldn't take more than a day, really.
C) Pffft! I've got more important things to deal with than *this*!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM 2! King Wynarn of Duria!
« on: February 13, 2017, 03:30:12 pm »
You turn down the offer of annointment. The priests are unhappy but will consult the oracles to see if Sahk still favors you.

520 DC, Summer

The Damqudian Waters are ripe with pirates once more.

The disgusting scum of the seas are now very active in these western waters, and all of the peninsular merchants are worried about their profits getting axed by the plundering savages. The Merchant Guild therefore has sent a letter asking for the Royal Navy's assistance!

A) Let's! We will show everyone that Durian Navy is stronger than a flotilla of sea bandits!
B) Nah, Royal Navy was made for greater tasks than chasing petty thieves around the seas.

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