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You decide to read on bartending trivia - and quickly find the bookmark on an article you left last morning.

1236USY.5d/1m.0946h

Apparently, SRC prepared a special promotional drink for the opening of the Pacifica Resort Planet to general populace in 1184USY. It was meant to invoke the feeling of tropical atmosphere, the taste of fruits doused in sweet synthols with a little punch and sprinkle of fruity sourness.

While Pacifica went on being a reasonably popular visitation goal for space tourists, the drink itself didn't fare just as good: after all, it is synthol mix, and the multitude of flavors didn't really help - as far as for some of the drinkers complaining it ended up being 'too strong and not fruity enough' compared to the advertisements of it.

Oh hey, they've listed the drink itself!

Quote from: New Recipe Obtained!
PACIFICA '84: 133c

3 Shots of Wóda
Shot of Tropico
Shot of Sunset Capri
Dash of Cherrybomb

Serve in a tank glass with ice and lemon slice.

A) Nice, maybe we can find another recipe in another trivia article?
B) Enough trivia, time for actual studying of maintenance!
C) A chapter of Zirconius to break the monotony?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Rule Brittannia 2: The High Kingdoms!
« on: January 15, 2023, 01:51:03 pm »
The King of Laighin declares creation of the High Kingdom of Ireland!

High Kingdom of Scotland
Scottish soldiers defend Roxburgh, Northumber and Inverness, but no enemy comes.
Scottish soldiers attack Cumber, and English forces attempt to stop them! 7+7 vs 15+1 = 14 < 16
Scotland fails to conquer Cumber!
Scottish soldiers attack Westmor, and English forces attempt to stop them! 6+5 vs 15+1 = 11 < 16
Scotland fails to conquer Westmor!
Scottish soldiers attack Durnham, and English forces attempt to stop them! 7+10 vs 15+9 = 17 < 24
Scotland fails to conquer Durnham!

High Kingdom of Ireland
Irish soldiers defend Glamorgan, Somerset, Radnor, Worcester, Sussex and Essex, but no enemy comes.
Irish soldiers attack Hamp, and are met with no resistance!
Ireland conquers Hamp! Hamp pillaged for 1.
Irish soldiers attack Wessex, and are met with no resistance!
Ireland conquers Wessex! Wessex pillaged for 1.
Irish soldiers attack Hertford, and are met with no resistance!
Ireland conquers Hertford! Hertford pillaged for 2.
Irish soldiers attack Powys, and are met with no resistance!
Ireland conquers Powys! Powys pillaged for 2.
Irish soldiers attack Warwick, and English forces attempt to stop them! 10+4 vs 15+2 = 14 < 17
Ireland fails to conquer Warwick!
Irish soldiers attack Leicester, and English forces attempt to stop them! 22+2 vs 15+7 = 24 > 22
Ireland conquers Leicester! Leicester pillaged for 3.

High Kingdom of England
No outgoing orders this time...

TURN 15



Moves Needed: notquitethere, Kashyyk, LadyBrassroast

Spoiler: Grain Count (click to show/hide)

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You scream.

You're not sure why. As a drone build, you don't have that much of emotional issues that need an energetic outlet of any sort - the wetware chip keeps hormones and neurons in check.

But screaming is what you decide to do, so you scream. You scream loudly, proudly, heavily and softly, melodically.

1236USY.5d/1m.0926h

Strangely, it felt good.

A) Now back to the manuals!
B) Time for bartending trivia!
C) More Zirconius Series!

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"I thought manual work was rendered obsolete by now, what with holo-machinery being abundant." Nikel giggles.

"Oh, daaarling~ It is not about the access to the clothes. Holo-woven clothes are made according to specifications and mass-produced. This baby here?" He stretches at his collar, his finger running across the inside of it for emphasis, showing his skin a bit.

"There isn't a second one like this in entire galaxy. Of course, unless someone strips me and puts the jumpsuit into molecular scanner to determine the pattern~" With a wide smile, he lifts his shot glass and drinks the remainder of his Skinjuice. Then, he lets out a happy sigh, and pulls a pad from one of the pockets of his suit.

"Awaw~ I would like to stay and chat, but my fuel tanks are full. Time for me to scamper and away. It was nice meeting you bartender. Buh-bye~" With a little smoochy gesture towards you, he slides off the seat and walks towards the main gate, leaving in a little hurry - but not enough of a hurry to forget to sway his tighly-clad hips.

1236USY.5d/1m.0924h

After you finish cleaning the two shot glasses, you go to glance at the security console for a moment - Nikel's ship has just undocked and is headed for Gamma Urquanii Jump Gate.

You return to your station.

You tap your fingers on the bar counter.

Hum.

A) Zirconiuuuuuus!
B) Maintenance manuaaaals!
C) Bartending triviaaaaa!
D) Aaaaaaaaaaa (there isn't anyone to hear you anyway)

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Rule Brittannia 3: Kings of the Isles!
« on: January 15, 2023, 10:16:33 am »
Thanks for vigilance, fixed!

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Oh nyo ;v

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Rule Brittannia 3: Kings of the Isles!
« on: January 15, 2023, 09:15:23 am »
High Kingdom of Ireland
Irish soldiers led by High King Mael Sechnaill the Frugal attack Powys, and are met with no resistance!
Ireland conquers Powys! Powys pillaged for 3.
Irish soldiers attack Cardigan, and are met with no resistance!
Ireland conquers Cardigan! Cardigan pillaged for 1.
Irish soldiers attack Radnor, and are met with no resistance!
Ireland conquers Radnor! Radnor pillaged for 3.
Irish soldiers are ambushed and slaughtered by Welsh defenders of Glamorgan! (5 vs 30 Grain)
Ireland fails to conquer Glamorgan!
Irish soldiers embark on naval expedition (5) against Dumfries but are slaughtered by Scottish defenders led by High King Causantin the Warrior! (2 vs 36+(6!) Grain)
Ireland fails to conquer Dumfries!
Irish soldiers attack Dubh Linn, and Welsh forces attempt to stop them! 5+7 vs 1+8 = 12 > 9
Ireland conquers Dubh Linn! Dubh Linn pillaged for 2.

High Kingdom of Scotland
Scottish soldiers defend Mann, but no enemy comes.
Scottish soldiers embark on naval expedition (5) against Ulaid, and swarm over Irish defenses! (36+2 vs 5 Grain)
Scotland conquers Ulaid! Ulaid pillaged for 2.

High Kingdom of Scotland&High Kingdom of Wales
Scottish soldiers embark on naval expedition (5) against Airgialla while Welsh soldiers attack by land, and Irish forces are overwhelmed by the combined assault! (22+2 and 1 vs 10 Grain)
Scottish soldiers then push the Welsh out the province! Airgialla pillaged for 2.
Scottish soldiers embark on naval expedition (5) against Gwynedd while Welsh soldiers attack by land, and Irish forces attempt to stop both! 1+4+2 vs (5)+4 & 10+5 vs (5)+5 = 7 < 9 & 15 > 10
Welsh soldiers succeed where Scottish soldiers have failed! On High King Gruffyd's orders, locals are spared, and 1 Grain is pillaged in Gwynedd.

High Kingdom of Wales
Welsh soldiers attack Carmanthen, and Irish forces attempt to stop them! 10+3 vs 5+9 = 13 < 14
Wales fails to conquer Carmanthen!
Welsh soldiers led by High King Gruffyd the Just attempt to conquer Mide, and Irish forces attempt to stop them! 25+5+(2) vs 30+10 = 32 < 40, Heads
Wales fails to conquer Mide, and Gruffyd barely escapes encirclement!
Welsh soldiers are ambushed and slaughtered by Irish defenders of Laighin! (5 vs 15 Grain)
Wales fails to conquer Laighin!

High Kingdom of England
English soldiers defend Lancaster, but no enemy comes.
England invests 76 in Essex and 56 in Suffolk.

TURN 11



Moves Needed: notquitethere, Quarque, Kashyyk, a1s

Spoiler: Grain List (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: List of Kings (click to show/hide)

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Fire Emblem on Forums 10: IC Thread!
« on: January 12, 2023, 03:18:04 pm »
"I don't want Cecilia to go, but... well, there doesn't seem to be any other choice. Lijsbeth, Stefan, Levi, please assist my sister on her way. Sir Beaumont will come with you as a witness and for additional protection. Not that I expect any bandits or trouble on the highway, but it won't hurt."

"And to take that worry from different angle: you do not have a healer in your entourage, Miss Cecilia, so it would be prudent to at least take some portable medicines with you for the road ahead. I will check with our quartermaster real quick." Lodewik left through the door quickly.

"Thank you, Gunther. I will avenge our family, their honor, and Marie as well."

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Fire Emblem on Forums 9: IC Thread!
« on: January 12, 2023, 03:11:44 pm »
There was a healing.

Quote from: Alixia heals Ivy
10+11 = Up to 21HP healed

~~Enemies Turn!~~

Drooling and foaming, the militiaman stabbed at Casslan.

Quote from: Blue Mountains Militia B vs Casslan
Tink!

At least the sparks flying off Casslan's armor were pretty.

~~Allies Turn!~~

"Prince, can I open this door, too?"

"Why?"

"Um, well, doesn't hurt to check just in case someone's lurking there..." Prince Aland stood there for a moment, then beckoned Corlann closer.

"What's behind that door?"

"My... my quarters."

"I see. Orf, open that door."

Orf went to fidget with the lock, and soon pushed the door open.

Inside, a pair of bloodstained young people stood over some dead servants and children, the man holding a sword, the woman holding a knife.

"...the door should've stayed closed." Orf said with a grimance. Meanwhile...

Commander von Epirus stepped behind Casslan and gently pulled at his shoulder.

"Mister Casslan, was it?" He asked, hoisting his mace up. "You may leave now."

PLAYER TURN: 10



Spoiler: Objectives&Map Info (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: HP (click to show/hide)

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"I'm glad that I was able to score near your preferences. Anything else you like in particular?" Nikel smiles widely and wiggles in his seat some.

"Oh, there's lots of things - and people - I happen to like." He sizes you up and down, and then leans back. "And in case of alcohols, I am particularily fond of brandy and cereal spirits. Here's hoping you have some~?" You shake your head.

"Alas, liquor merchants haven't visited my station yet and my stores are devoid of any." Nikel grimaces and smacks his lips softly.

"Awaw, what a pity, darling~" With a sigh, he leans away and gently taps his chin.

1236USY.5d/1m.0920h

"Well, in that case, I think I will indulge myself in a shot of Skinjuice, if you could please get me one~" He smiles softly and gives you a shy stare while you lean towards the replicators.

After pouring Nikel a shot of the requested synthol, you hand it over, and he lets you scan his credchip once again. (+10c)

Today Earnings: 20c
Monthly Earnings: 2835c


Nikel quietly moans after you scan the chip, then quickly takes a big sip of his synthol.

"Ah, as refreshing as it is sweet, thank you dear bartender~"

A) "May I inquire what was that indecent noise about, when I scanned your credchip? Everything's alright?"
B) "I thought manual work was rendered obsolete by now, what with holo-machinery being abundant."
C) "I must say I am intrigued by seeing 'extra flirty' down there, are you indeed such a flirt?"
D) "How's being space courier goes for you?"

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Rule Brittannia 3: Kings of the Isles!
« on: January 12, 2023, 10:24:40 am »
High Kingdom of Ireland
Irish soldiers defend Laighin, but no enemy comes.
Irish soldiers led by High King Mael Sechnaill the Frugal swarm over defenses of Gwynedd! (24+(3) vs 5 Grain)
Ireland conquers Gwynedd! Gwynedd pillaged for 3.
Irish soldiers swarm over defenses of Carmanthen! (27 vs 5 Grain)
Ireland conquers Carmanthen! Carmanthen pillaged for 3.
Ireland invests 4 in Dal Cais.

High Kingdom of Scotland
Scottish soldiers led by High King Ildulb the Just embark on naval expedition (5) and swarm over defenses of Mann defended by Irish forces! (47+(2) vs 11 Grain)
Scotland conquers Mann! Ildulb spares the locals, and only 1 Grain is pillaged in Mann.
Scotland invests 25 in Orkney and 50 in Aberdeen.

High Kingdom of Wales
Welsh soldiers defend Powys and Radnor, but no enemy comes.
Welsh soldiers led by High King Gruffyd the Just embark on naval expedition (5) and swarm over defenses of Dubh Linn! (40+2 vs 21 Grain)
Wales conquers Dubh Linn! Gruffyd is merciful to his enemies, and only 1 Grain is pillaged in Dubh Linn.
Welsh soldiers attack Cardigan, and are met with no resistance!
Wales conquers Cardigan! On Gruffyd's orders, whole villages are left intact, and only 1 Grain is pillaged in Cardigan.

High Kingdom of England
English soldiers led by High King Eadred II the Frugal attempt to conquer York! 14+3+(3) vs 10+6 = 20 > 16
England conquers York! York pillaged for 5.
England invests 48 in Kent and 44 in Essex.

TURN 10

Quote from: Natural Causes
Tails, 2

High King Ildulb the Just of Scotland dies of stomache!

Quote from: New King, Scotland
3, 2: (1, 11), 2

Causantin the Conqueror/the Warrior (CV+6!) rises to power in Scotland.



Moves Needed: notquitethere, Quarque, Kashyyk, a1s

Spoiler: Grain List (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: List of Kings (click to show/hide)

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Rule Brittannia 3: Kings of the Isles!
« on: January 11, 2023, 01:51:53 pm »
//I had to make a new ruling on simultaneous conquest of a State by two Attackers where one dedicates only grain and other grain and the king for Battle of Laighin. Rules spoiler in first post have been updated accordingly. Also, I forgot to take away +5 from Scotland due to Cinaed the Rich being dead, fortunately Quarque didn't do much this turn :P

King Gruffyd the Just of Devon claims dominion of all of Wales!
King Eadred the Warrior of Essex claims dominion over all of England!


High Kingdom of Ireland
Irish soldiers defend Mann and Dubh Linn, but no enemy comes.
Irish soldiers led by High King Mael Sechnaill the Frugal embark on naval expedition (5) and swarm over defenses of Cardigan defended by Welsh forces! (30+3 vs 20 Grain)
Ireland conquers Cardigan! Cardigan pillaged for 3.
Ireland invests 4 in Connachta.

High Kingdom of Ireland&High Kingdom of Wales
Irish soldiers launch an attack by land and Welsh soldiers led by High King Gruffyd the Just launch an attack by sea against Laighin, and both overwhelm its defenses! (21 and 19+2 vs 10 Grain)
They both claim victory, and then Irish push the Welsh back across the sea! (Heads) High King Gruffyd makes it back to his homeland! Laighin pillaged for 5.

High Kingdom of Scotland
Scottish soldiers led by King Ildulb the Just defend Dumfries, but no enemy comes.
Scotland invests 100 in Orkney.

High Kingdom of Wales
Welsh soldiers defend Gwynedd and Carmanthen, but no enemy comes.

High Kingdom of England
English soldiers led by High King Eadred the Warrior attempt to conquer York! 5+3+(4) vs 10+4 = 12 < 14, Tails
England fails to conquer York, and High King Eadred is slain by a York chieftain!
England invests 80 in Kent.

TURN 9

Quote from: New King, England
3, 1: (3), 5

High King Eadred II the Frugal rises to power in England.



Moves Needed: notquitethere, Quarque, Kashyyk, a1s

Spoiler: Grain List (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: List of Kings (click to show/hide)

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"You sure are pleasing to the eyes, is this spacesuit of your custom-made?" Nikel smacks his lips.

"Oh, you've noticed~? It was made by this Rexon fellow on Alpha Morganii III." He drinks the remainder of the shot and puts the glass down. "Would you believe, he does not manufacture clothes, or even holo-weaves them, or anything. He uses nothing but hyper-spindle and laser stapler to create these perfect-fit clothes. No seal breaks, no loose bits of cloth, it is just perfect. The cloth used is standard space polymer but he used some sort of organic thread for the outer layer and it just shines. The man knows his trade well~"

A) "I thought manual work was rendered obsolete by now, what with holo-machinery being abundant."
B) "I must say I am intrigued by seeing 'extra flirty' down there, are you indeed such a flirt?"
C) "I'm glad that I was able to score near your preferences. Anything else you like in particular?"
D) "How's being space courier goes for you?"
E) "Want something else to drink?"

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Rule Brittannia 3: Kings of the Isles!
« on: January 11, 2023, 10:01:46 am »
King Mael Sechnaill the Just of Connachta claims dominion of all of Ireland!
King Cinaed the Rich of Moray claims dominion over all of Scotland!


High Kingdom of Ireland
Irish soldiers embark on naval expedition (5) and swarm over the defenses of Mann! (20 vs 10 Grain)
Ireland conquers Mann! Mann pillaged for 5.
Irish soldiers led by High King Mael Sechnaill the Frugal swarm over the defenses of Ulaid! (17+(3) vs 10 Grain)
Ireland conquers Ulaid! Ulaid pillaged for 5.
Irish soldiers swarm over defenses of Dubh Linn! (22 vs 10 Grain)
Ireland conquers Dubh Linn! Dubh Linn pillaged for 5.
Ireland invests 5 each in Rathlind, Mumhan and Connachta.

High Kingdom of Scotland
Scottish soldiers embark on naval expedition (5) in an attempt to conquer Orkney! 16+8 vs 10+7 = 24 > 17
Scotland conquers Orkney! Orkney pillaged for 5.
Scottish soldiers attempt to conquer Dumfries! 17+4 vs 10+2 = 21 > 12
Scotland conquers Dumfries! Dumfries pillaged for 5.
Scottish soldiers attempt to conquer Roxburgh! 17+2 vs 10+6 = 19 > 16
Scotland conquers Roxburgh! Roxburgh pillaged for 5.
Scottish soldiers led by High King Cinaed the Rich attempt to conquer Northumber! 17+1+(1) vs 10+7 = 19 > 17
Scotland conquers Northumber! Northumber pillaged for 5.
Scotland invests 10 in Caithness.

Kingdom of Devon
Soldiers of Devon led by Gruffyd the Just attempt to conquer Gwynedd! 17+5+(2) vs 10+9 = 24 > 19
Devon conquers Gwynedd! Gruffyd spares the locals, and only 4 Grain is pillaged in Gwynedd.
Devon invests 5 in Devon and 50 in Cornwall.

Kingdom of Essex
Soldiers of Essex led by Eadred the Warrior attempt to conquer Wessex! 2+8+(4) vs 10+2 = 14 > 12
Essex conquers Wessex! Eadred slaughters livestock to starve the locals, and 6 Grain is pillaged in Wessex!
Soldiers of Essex attempt to conquer Lancaster! 15+9 vs 10+1 = 24 > 11
Essex conquers Lancaster! On Eadred's orders, whole villages are burnt, and 6 Grain is pillaged in Lancaster!
Soldiers of Essex attempt to conquer Notts! 15+7 vs 10+8 = 22 > 18
Essex conquers Notts! On Eadred's orders, churches are looted and clergymen murdered, and 6 Grain is pillaged in Notts!
Soldiers of Essex attempt to conquer York! 15+1 vs 10+7 = 16 < 17
Essex fails to conquer York!
Essex invests 25 in Kent.

TURN 8

Quote from: Natural Causes
Tails, 2

High King Cinaed of Scotland dies of chestache!

Quote from: New King, Scotland
2, 1: (4), 9

High King Ildulb the Just rises to power in Scotland.



Moves Needed: notquitethere, Quarque, Kashyyk, a1s

Spoiler: Grain List (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: List of Kings (click to show/hide)

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It's been a while since we had a draw!

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