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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Forum Game List
« on: December 28, 2016, 11:25:55 am »
Here to remind you of your update decision after sleep :P

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Feodh of Luathbas!
« on: December 28, 2016, 11:20:42 am »
You order the money to be spend on the improvement of the House of Lech, which is the main hub of the Army in the south.

877 AD, Spring

The southern governors are complaining via a group letter.

Apparently, there has been a rise of banditry at the very borderlands. While bandits are inevitable element of any wealthy community, these bandits, are, as the witnesses pledge, majorly of darker complexion and hair than a normal Luathbas person. Therefore, the governors are inclined to blame Damdamians for the acts of banditry and therefore ask you to do something about it.

A) Aha! So they begin with subterfuge! Let's send an angry letter to Wrexus Magnibus, surely the mastermind behind this, while our Army marches forth and brings down the bandit groups with swords and axes!
B) This is clearly a provocation and the bandits are Damdamian agents in disguise! Send a letter of complaints and demands to Governor of Lametanian Province, Wrexus Magnibus.
C) Even elves and dwarves could be bandits if they wanted to. Let's send Army units to deal with the bandits, but there's no need to complain to the Governor Magnibus.
D) Do nothing. One can't root out all the banditry, it's physically impossible.

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Creative Projects / Re: Random Things you drew/shopped/made/etc.
« on: December 27, 2016, 04:59:58 pm »
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So when's your alternate history book is coming out cuz I wanna buy already ;v

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Feodh of Luathbas!
« on: December 27, 2016, 02:53:57 pm »
You tell her to pack up and leave for Damdamia, and sign a document that deprives her of her titles and claims to the Luathbas throne. After a moment of thinking, your sister scoffs and signs such a document hastily.

"Goodbye, Feodh." She turns her back at you and leaves the throne room amidst murmur and booing of the courtiers.

Later you hear reports that the people of Luathbas were rather disgruntled about a royal sibling not only mingling with Damdamians but was allowed to join them. The grumbling, of course, came mostly from merchants and noblemen.

876 AD, End of the Year

It is that time of the year when the Advisor brings his Scrolls of Kingdom Status to you!

Happiness: 6
Population: 5
Economy: 8
Army: 7

"With the increased budget, our Army can fare much better. It is another year in which we have plenty of money, my liege! Shall we spend it on some grandiose or otherwise noteworthy things?"

A) Send some of the wealth to your aunt, Queen Sela, to boost the relations between your nations.
B) Hire some engineers and builders to repair and improve the House of Lech, the old but majestic fortress and main camp of the Army in southern Luathbas.
C) Naaaah. *take a swim in your sea of riches!*
D) Hire artisans to produce a large bronze statue of you in the middle of the capital city!
E) Give a coin to each peasant and vagrant in the Kingdom in a public show of generosity.
F) Procure foodstuffs and send the money to poorly developed areas so that people might prosper and find new places to live for their extended families!

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Blrch! And the axeman was steaming blob of bubbly tar-coated meat.

Quote from: Gregory vs Axeman G
Hit: 87+10-30-13 = 54
Hit roll: 17, hit! Crit roll: 2!
Damage: 20-1 = 19x3 = 57dmg

Spoiler: HP (click to show/hide)

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General Discussion / Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« on: December 27, 2016, 01:29:49 am »
Epic Rap Battles of History: THEODORE ROOSEVELT vs WINSTON CHURCHILL

Best way to start the day before work, even more so the beat is fantastic :D

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Feodh of Luathbas!
« on: December 27, 2016, 01:09:31 am »
You inquire about details, as charismatically as you can.

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5*

"I wish sometimes you weren't wearing that accursed necklace." Your sister starts to sob.

"Yes! I am in love with a Damdamian!" Courtiers murmur and grumble. "For he is smart, handsome and educated, not a bunch of huntsmen whose only knowledge is bawdy tales and family trees!" Courtiers grumble and shout. "So I devised a plan to don the robes of Pantheon, join the young Cultists on this year's pilgrimage in the Southern Territories and flee across the border at earliest opportunity. For love!"

A) Exile her to Kingdom of Dahnia for conspiring with your greatest enemies.
B) Lock her in the palace's highest tower under guard.
C) Tell her to pack up and leave for Damdamia, as long as she will give up her dynastic titles.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Feodh of Luathbas!
« on: December 26, 2016, 05:10:59 pm »
"Dear brother," Eirena speaks after you pose your question. "I have no affairs with any Damdamians. I have decided to don the robes and in my theological studies I decided to read some books on the Cult of Damed, and some with that knowledge sown twisted rumors, adding to the mix the fact that I personally met with some Damdamian dignitaries on some random occassions. You can clearly see that I - and our family - are the victims of this plot, not Luathbas."

A) Inquire about details from Eirena and the courtiers so you might learn the whole story.
B) Accept her explanation - rumors are rumors, let's not launch an inquisition based on them.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Feodh of Luathbas!
« on: December 26, 2016, 04:38:05 pm »
You summon Eirena to the palace, and she obeys the order.

As she enters, wearing plain simple robe of the Pantheon Cult, you understand that she recently took on some Initiate vows. Instead of being a governor or noblewoman with titles or claims, she will instead become a priestess of whichever God she is going to follow.

This makes the courtiers murmur even more. You raise your hand to cut the noise, and once the noise stops, you decide to...

A) Accuse Eirena of treason.
B) Demand an explanation with no half-truths and little lies.
C) Politely ask her about the affair with the Damdamian.

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If people complain about the amount, then you update too fast for them to read, process and vote/choose/suggest based on the content.

Keep the length but make updates more infrequent; maybe once per two day, or when you have at least 5 player posts after the newest update.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Feodh of Luathbas!
« on: December 26, 2016, 03:09:05 pm »
Also NUKE9.13's vote has been A when I hit 'Post' button, so I blame my connection for discrepancy v;

PS: And that's why you send a new Vote instead of modifying the old one; new posts show a warning, edits don't :V

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H.14, javelin the blobthingy.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Feodh of Luathbas!
« on: December 26, 2016, 03:01:24 pm »
"Duel it is!" You shout and brandish your dueling sword.

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5*

After a moment, Dagan ends with his chest pierced through with your blade after he tumbles over a chair. Your half-brother dies, and with him, dies his claim for the throne of Luathbas!

875 AD, Winter

The courtiers spout bad rumors about your sister, Eirena, living in the south.

Apparently, the current rumor is that the pious and shy Eirena is apparently having affairs with some sort of Damdamian that is rumored to be in services of the Damdamian governor of Lametania! Who knows what sort of Luathbas secrets she could be revealing in the times of emotional excitement.

While an affair could be tolerated, possible breach of security cannot, but then again it could be just rumors sown by giggling noblewomen with too much free time on their hands. Nonetheless, something should be done about it, and you decide to...

A) Speak publicly that you believe your sister's is innocent as a woman of her character couldn't possibly betray Luathbas.
B) Ask Eirena, via a letter, about the rumors and about her affair and explain what kind of disaster it could bring upon the country.
C) Summon Eirena to the palace and demand that she explains herself before the court.

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Quote from: Siegfried vs Knife Thrower A
Hit: 84+15-30-35 = 34
Hit roll: 46, miss!

Knife Thrower A counters!
Hit: 101-15-12 = 74
Hit roll: 83, miss!

Knife Thrower A counters once more!
Hit: 101-15-12 = 74
Hit roll: 58, hit!
Damage: no damage duh
Siegfried is Poisoned!

Spoiler: HP (click to show/hide)

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Era of Diesel Again! OOC Thread
« on: December 26, 2016, 02:39:43 pm »
tntey are you there bruh, it's your Turn ;v

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