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10831
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Ethwyn the Helping Hand!
« on: December 01, 2016, 01:33:02 pm »
You run through the alleys to get to the castle faster. You witness some poor chaps, some boys getting it on with boys, a drunk lady, some shady thugs going door to door, before you finally emerge near the palatial moat and the bridge, which is...

...raised.

A) Shout for the guards across the bridge to lower it!
B) Jump into the moat and swim across, it's mostly filled in anyways.
C) Screw this - let's run away to safety!

10832
General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: December 01, 2016, 12:44:24 pm »
Please, any major torrent site has AM2R on its servers, just grab it, or google how to find it v:

10833
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Era of Diesel Again! OOC Thread
« on: December 01, 2016, 12:40:28 pm »
I'm now confused also :V

10834
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Era of Diesel Again! OOC Thread
« on: December 01, 2016, 12:04:36 pm »
Do alliances actually protect against that?

I mean, stopping them is instant.

What no, military alliance only allows peeps to move armies over each other railroads/lands.

10835
"I wash my clothes and clean my armor regularly, it's... a habit." After a moment, Laura chuckled quietly and turned away.

10836
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Ethwyn the Helping Hand!
« on: December 01, 2016, 01:20:19 am »
The crossbowmen yell and curse at you as you run off to the commander.

"Here, Ehtwyn, take this parchment to Lord Commander of the Palace Guard."

Hooray! You will be safe! Well, mostly safe, as the palace and the city walls are separated, of course, by the city, which is currently experiencing a slight amount of looting and panicked citizenry.

A) Run through the main road all the way till you have to turn a corner to the palace.
B) Run through the alleys as it is the fastest way to bring the message to Lord Commander.
C) Run into the alleys, never to be seen again as you hole up in some quiet place away from walls, the palace, and the war.

10837
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Era of Diesel Again! IC Thread
« on: November 30, 2016, 02:09:17 pm »
@Commune:

While the Commune concentrated on expanding its INTELLECTUAL borders.



Code: [Select]
STATUS:

Nation               #Provinces  #Armies  Max Armies  PI/Turn TRSH  RP/Turn Current
NPC.Koryeon          9           8        11+1        2       m..-  2+2     Diesel Fuel (0/80)
1.Lototzka           11          5        13+2        3       t..-  2+4     Explosive Shells (0/80)     
2.Tarasvand          7           3        9+2         4       tA.-  8+4     Modern Chemistry (0/80)
3.CoNP               5           3        6+2         4       dAC-  9+4     Primitive Aeroplanes (45/80)
4.Nordeast           9           8        12+1        4       tACt  -1+2    nothing (0/0)
5.Gove               9           5        11+2        3       r.Ce  5+4     nothing (0/0)
6.Eblon              7           6        9+2         4       tPPe  7+4     nothing (0/0)

Populous Provinces:
#8: Eblon
#14: Tarasvand
#34: Nordeast
#39: Nordeast
#44: Gove
#57: Lototzka

DIPLOMACY: W - War, N - Nonaggression, E - Exchange Treaty, M - Military Pact

Koryeon:
Wars: Nordeast
E-Treaties: Eblon
M-Pacts:

Lototzka:
Wars:
E-Treaties: Commune, Tarasvand
M-Pacts:

Tarasvand:
Wars:
E-Treaties: Lototzka, Nordeast
M-Pacts:

CoNP:
Wars:
E-Treaties: Lototzka, Gove
M-Pacts: Gove

Nordeast:
Wars: Koryeon
E-Treaties: Tarasvand
M-Pacts:

Gove:
Wars:
E-Treaties: Eblon, Commune
M-Pacts: Eblon, Commune

Eblon:
Wars:
E-Treaties: Koryeon, Gove
M-Pacts: Gove

TECHNOLOGIES:

Koryeon: -

Lototzka: -

Tarasvand: -

CoNP: -

Nordeast: -

Gove: -

Eblon: -

10838
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Era of Diesel Again! IC Thread
« on: November 30, 2016, 12:58:50 pm »
@Tarasvand:

Tarasvand decided to concentrate on strengthening its borders.



Code: [Select]
STATUS:

Nation               #Provinces  #Armies  Max Armies  PI/Turn TRSH  RP/Turn Current
NPC.Koryeon          9           8        11+1        2       m..-  2+2     Diesel Fuel (0/80)
1.Lototzka           11          5        13+2        3       t..-  2+4     Explosive Shells (0/80)     
2.Tarasvand          7           3        9+2         4       tA.-  8+4     Modern Chemistry (0/80)
3.CoNP               5           3        6+2         4       dAC-  3+4     Primitive Aeroplanes (45/80)
4.Nordeast           9           7        12+1        4       tACt  -1+2    nothing (0/0)
5.Gove               9           5        11+2        3       r.Ce  5+4     nothing (0/0)
6.Eblon              7           6        9+2         4       tPPe  7+4     nothing (0/0)

Populous Provinces:
#8: Eblon
#14: Tarasvand
#34: Nordeast
#39: Nordeast
#44: Gove
#57: Lototzka

DIPLOMACY: W - War, N - Nonaggression, E - Exchange Treaty, M - Military Pact

Koryeon:
Wars: Nordeast
E-Treaties: Eblon
M-Pacts:

Lototzka:
Wars:
E-Treaties: Commune, Tarasvand
M-Pacts:

Tarasvand:
Wars:
E-Treaties: Lototzka, Nordeast
M-Pacts:

CoNP:
Wars:
E-Treaties: Lototzka, Gove
M-Pacts: Gove

Nordeast:
Wars: Koryeon
E-Treaties: Tarasvand
M-Pacts:

Gove:
Wars:
E-Treaties: Eblon, Commune
M-Pacts: Eblon, Commune

Eblon:
Wars:
E-Treaties: Koryeon, Gove
M-Pacts: Gove

TECHNOLOGIES:

Koryeon: -

Lototzka: -

Tarasvand: -

CoNP: -

Nordeast: -

Gove: -

Eblon: -

10839
Creative Projects / Re: Random Things you drew/shopped/made/etc.
« on: November 30, 2016, 12:09:14 pm »
Thanks, you reminded me of that adventure game which I never completed and forgot about and now it's name, Out Of Order just came back with those game making shenanigans of yours :3

10840
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Rolf the Crossbowman!
« on: November 30, 2016, 12:05:25 pm »
You thank the kid and resume the shooting.



You are Ethwyn, you're twelve years old and you just witnessed Rolf the Crossbowman's head being smashed by a thrown rock. It sprayed on your face, too.

You vomit over your nice shoes that your father cobbled for you. There goes your breakfast.

After you get ahold of yourself a bit, you can hear the other crossbowmen shouting at you angrily, while one of the garrison commanders is waving his hand at you urgently.

A) Run over to the crossbowmen and deliver the bolts you have.
B) Run over to the commander as surely he has important task for you.
C) Run away crying because you don't wanna die.

10841
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: [ISG] Ashwood Cross
« on: November 30, 2016, 01:44:44 am »
Re: hug the ukulele. Just do it.

10842
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Rolf the Crossbowman!
« on: November 30, 2016, 01:17:09 am »
You yell obscenities at the boy so that he gets his ass here and gets you some bolts.

Peeking through the gasp, you expend your three last bolts, and are about to shout for Ethwyn to come over, but finally he is here.

You receive a quiver and ten bolts.

"Sorry mister but commander said ten bolts per person."

A) Thank him.
B) Yell at him.
C) Shoot him and then take all other quivers he is carrying (and he is carrying at least six).

10843
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Rolf the Crossbowman!
« on: November 29, 2016, 05:07:00 pm »
You apologize to Rolf for your moment of psychological weakness and return to your post.

The battle commences with the sounds of the horns, and you utter a brief pr-

Oh wait you didn't want prayers. No deity support for you.



You are Rolf the Crossbowman. Sitting behind the crenellations, you reload your crossbow as the corpses of Ulf, Haart and Asbach the Pikemen continue to bleed from their many wounds.

You're running out of bolts, by the way; only three remain in your quiver and the day is far from over, the sky only recently having turned orange, and the enemies have yet to begin scaling the walls, seemingly satisfied with endless volleys of arrows and large rocks tossed over the fortifications.

The boy named Ethwyn, who is fetching quivers for the crossbowmen, haven't been paying any attention to you lately.

A) Leave your post and get some bolts yourself somewhere nearby.
B) Shout at Ethwyn to get his fat twelve years old ass over here and get you ammunition right now!
C) Drop your weapon and flee from the walls to the safety of the inner city.

10844
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Haart the Pikeman!
« on: November 29, 2016, 04:05:34 pm »
You toss away your trusted pike that you trained with for the last ten years and grab a crossbow from Rolf the crossbowman!

He gets angry and punches you in the face before the sergeant shouts at you both.

"Get onto your posts dammit and stop brawling when a battle's about to commence!"

A) Apologize to Rolf and return to your post.
B) Tell Rolf that you need his crossbow truly.
C) Make an excuse to the sergeant and abscond somewhere safer.
D) Punch Rolf back!

10845
Quote from: Cecil vs Karrak
Hit: 97+15+10+5-30-25 = 72
Hit roll: 24, hit!
Damage: 18+1-5 = 14dmg

Yoink!

Suzanne steals Combat Ring!

Spoiler: HP (click to show/hide)

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